Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.
I thought about this for the kickoff song but decided on this instead, in memory of Art Neville. (Blame Mini-me for the former.)
Now for the hunks. Birthday boy from Lost in Space, Mark Goddard.
Clean.
Might be a repeat.
I like the lighting in this one.
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Last, but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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I gave this a thumbs up because it must be hard to go through pictures of men online and not have them be super gay looking.
Climbing Mexican pyramids would be great for the thighs.
Trump should announce a plan to build an American pyramid, biggest in the world. It would pay for itself with all the revenue generated by tourism. Lefty heads would explode.
The Trumpamid.
It could form an observation tower behind the Great Wall of Trump.
oh goody more Russia hearings
Right next to the Arc de Trump.
wakey wakey
When I looked through the media folder it a few days back it was 50% shirtless men and 50% buff chicks.
We’re a garden ogle blog now.
South Dakota is going to be renamed Trumpinois.
I’ve never understood why the Dakotas are two states.
Was there an inter-Dakotan civil war of which I’m unaware?
I think they just ran out of names.
My favorite fake state name is East Dakota.
Pretty sure that would fool most New Yorkers. Someone should call AOC and claim to be from there.
My favorite fake country name is Freedonia, from “Duck Soup”. Someone caught a bunch of people running for office, “Will you comment on the situation in Freedonia?” and of course, the politicians pontificated.
I gave this a thumbs up because it must be hard to go through pictures of men online and not have them be super gay looking.
Thank you. The latest trend is photographing male models with their hands down their pants. Not good. You’re welcome.
I keep forgetting to click the box for not sharing on Facedouche or Twitter. Let me fix that.
This young man was best friends with the nephew of one of my gym friends. I heard the story and was horrified before I knew the connection.
http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/video-shows-berkley-man-beaten-to-death-after-early-morning-car-crash-on-detroit-s-west-side?fbclid=IwAR17AWoFezapc9pQDJBXS-ATOlJNGY-iqgejQbfnDEubfrL4n_3PjLhXv5c
That’s horrible. And will be even more horrible when the lefties complain about the “victims”.
Mare, you asked about Mini-me’s party. It went very well, though 8 of the 49 people who RSVP’d didn’t show up. 4 actually let me know they weren’t going to make it. One of the other 4 later apologized and said he’d simply forgotten. (annoyed face) I wish I had gotten more pics of the audience instead of just the ceremony.
Yeah, but his boyfriend’s gonna kick your ass
*pays to see PG in a bitch fight
going to a wedding this weekend, should see a lot of family I don’t get to see a lot. Should be fun!
roamy, were you a Lost in Space fan? the new one was full of fun effects, but the storyline sucked. The movie version.
the netflix series? couldn’t get through that one.
Trump should announce a plan to build an American pyramid, biggest in the world.
He should build it right behind the Luxor in Vegas, with a big eye on the top. So it looks creepy from McCarran Airport.
Well this is exciting:
https://pjmedia.com/trending/south-bend-cops-warn-of-mass-exodus-as-morale-plummets-over-buttigiegs-mishandling-of-shooting/
I should get that “hunting blind” built out back soon.
Love the Meters. Great choice.
Wonder how many of these dudes have had a manzillian.
Oh looky there! The Squad (well, 3/4’s of it) votes for BDS Anti Israel policy, against this measure.
https://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/patrick-goodenough/house-passes-anti-boycott-israel-resolution-large-margin-three-squad
Jay, I’m not a huge Lost in Space fan, but I used to work with a guy who was. He had a full-size model of the robot and other memorabilia. He passed away from cancer a couple of years ago, so it was nice to think of him and more pleasant memories.
I have not seen the movie or the Netflix series.
*cough
Thought about watching Mueller testify and couldn’t get past Nadler’s speech. What a little worm.
Cops leaving South Bend, because of that idiot Buttgieg?
https://pjmedia.com/trending/south-bend-cops-warn-of-mass-exodus-as-morale-plummets-over-buttigiegs-mishandling-of-shooting/
Imagine what is going to happen in NYC with the water attacks starting up now.
I was listening to the morning show here. They had Giuliani on. He said he met with Mueller one time and never saw him again. Mueller can’t answer any questions because he was just the face man.
https://omny.fm/shows/mornings-on-the-mall/wmal-interview-rudy-giuliani-07-24-19
Also this:
https://thehill.com/opinion/white-house/454409-robert-mueller-soon-may-be-exposed-as-the-magician-of-omission-on-russia
“Don’t be a fatass this summer” update:
Legs, biceps and triceps-done. Bone broth until 2:00. It’s a mild “fasting” day today. Salmon for lunch, homemade chicken wings for dinner. We had a change of menu yesterday and had some prime top sirloin from Sam’s Club with butter on top. Very good.
That article on the guy who got beat to death only says “early Monday morning.” Maybe it was 7:30 and he was on his way to work.
Big story so far, Mueller says the report doesn’t exonerate Trump.
That article on the guy who got beat to death only says “early Monday morning.” Maybe it was 7:30 and he was on his way to work.
According to the video it was 2am.
Nothing good ever happens after midnight.
Nothing good ever happens after midnight.
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It does at your mom’s place.
Mueller says the report doesn’t exonerate Trump.
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There is no question Mueller is the biggest tool in the DNC. He’s pathetic. I can smell the DNC desperation from here.
Lovely morning today! Clear blue skies, mild temps, and that frakking hardware is outta my arm now! No more managing a silly pink sleeve to keep the ports under control…anyway, a splendid start to my day.
2 weeks of retards shouting Im Peach! Then on to the next thing that isn’t real or won’t happen.
Investigations aren’t meant to exonerate. They’re meant to gather evidence. Either they gather enough to indict or they don’t. This one came up with nothing but popcorn farts. In a sensible world, it’s over. Meanwhile in the US…….
That’s good news, BroCav, hope you continue to feel better.
Frakking hardware in my hood.
https://www.halliburton.com/en-US/ps/stimulation/fracturing/frac-of-the-future/default.html
Any day spent on this side of the ground is a plus.
I’m the luckiest man alive, and my life is awesome!
hey PG, how much Permian oil is drilled horizontally from old wells? Is that where a lot of the crude is?
Cops leaving South Bend, because of that idiot Buttgieg?
Jay doesn’t read my comments, huh?
Good news from yesterday – the Lightsail2 spacecraft deployed its solar sail. Bill Nye is involved and is being his usual annoying self, but this is technology I’ve been working on for *cough* years.
got that from TheDouche before I got back here, sorry leon!
so you’re responsible for global warming?
Bill Nye needs his gonads ripped out and shoved down his throat.
Now that would be science.
can we choke him with Neil DeGrasse Tyson? Maybe a twofer?
Hahahaha get your plastic Trump straws here!
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/trump-is-selling-branded-plastic-straws-because-liberal-paper-straws-dont-work/
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/mueller-flustered-asking-lawmakers-to-repeat-questions-at-hearing
Republicans Pounce!
Jay, there are some folks doing reentry work in old fields, but the huge majority of the exploration and development is in areas that were deemed unprofitable until horizontal drilling and multi-stage fracking were developed.
Still slicin’ like a f’ing hammer
https://www.algemeiner.com/2019/07/11/i-told-them-to-f-off-canadian-american-singer-paul-anka-talks-about-fending-off-bds-pressure-ahead-of-israel-concert/
Hahahahahaha, lib cousin asked her Facedouche friends what kind of car she should buy next, or should she lease. She got an avalanche of “you should be using public transportation, not contributing to global warming.” LOL, yeah, what were you thinking.
What’s wrong with this article? Anyone? Bueller?
Isn’t the calculation of “20 times your annual earnings in savings for retirement” based on the idea that you’ve likely only got that many years after you retire to live?
Beats me. It might also be based on the idea that a 4% annual return is realistic and so if you can live off of that you won’t need to touch the principal.
$760k US ain’t much money if you’re talking retirement.
Yup. And they’re young DINKs. It becomes even less money once you have kids or any major health crisis.
If they get divorced, they’re both eff’d.
I could live on $760k for the duration but I’m (1) a few years older and (b) I’d take ~$50k for infrastructure and be able to feed myself, family, and probably a few dozen others with the bare minimum of labor for the rest of my life.
They’re in Canada, so they are relying on the socialist health care system.
And I think Mueller is asking them to repeat questions in order to delay, delay, delay and answer fewer. Nadler sure is a strict time-keeper on the Republicans.
Not coincidentally, if I get the asking price for the Comstock land, I’ll have just about enough to do exactly that anyhow, and then it’s just a matter of holding out as long as I can stand to build up more FU money and acquire breeding stock*.
*SYWM
as long as I can stand to build up more FU money and acquire breeding stock*.
If you want good breeding stock, be prepared to pay for it in newfies and silkies.
Correction, there’s still the mortgage to pay off. I could do that with 401k dollars but I’d suck the penalty unless I can find some legal sequence of rollovers and tax shelters that would let me dodge that.
Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 24, 2019 11:58 am
They’re in Canada, so they are relying on the socialist health care system.
Was thinking that too.
Probably had most of their university paid for as well. Isn’t college subsidized up there?
$760k, if I keep working, would keep me with a good cushion for at least 20 years. That wouldn’t take me past 70. Though at the current rate I wonder what my lifespan is anyhow. Anyway, yeah, not nearly enough for that example.
It’s enough that you would have a cushion against misfortune.
Oh, no question, three-quarters of a mil in the bank would ease my mind on many points. I just don’t consider it enough for the rest of my life (assuming I live past 2040).
I’m worth way more dead than alive.
If I’ve taught the baby anything of value he’ll murder me in my sleep.
If wiser taught him anything, he’ll murder me while I’m awake.
I’m preparing for the evening disappointment as my FIL realizes that today is not the day Trump will be removed from the White House.
If MJr kills you, you’ll be awake, you’ll be facing him, and you’ll be armed.
I used to drive home from work all the time at 2, 2:30, 3 am. Not everyone out in the middle of the night is up to something bad. Regardless, he was a victim. The animal who killed him has all the blame.
Doin’ it rong, MJ.
Killing me would be a one-way ticket to poverty for Possum.
If you want good breeding stock, be prepared to pay for it in newfies and silkies.
I like cochins too.
Welp, I was right but not in the way that I thought… so kind of a big miss.
Mueller was, in fact, a tool for the DuNCe. However, the story is how the DuNCe used Mueller as a figurehead for the 2 years of bullshit that went on. He’s a doddering old fool and the assholes (Nadler as head asshole, Weismann number 2) knowing Mueller was incapable of doing any kind of serious inquiry had Clinton bootlickers put together this sordid mess. And then threw that idiot Mueller (who was paid a shit-ton) in front of Republicans who for once didn’t shit the bed.
Our political “betters” are a giant, smelly, heap of rotten, maggot-infested, swirled, turds.
so now Mueller doesn’t recall what fusion GPS is? fucking liar
Can we all agree that one of the most despicable, physically and verbally disgusting creatures to ever hold office is Jerry Nadler?
Ever is a very long time, Mare.
Agree, Leon. Stand by my statement.
He’s a fucking slob.
While the media is obsessed with listening to a doddering old man yell at the clouds in front of Congress, the unrest in Hong Kong continues to grow. This could get very ugly and have worldwide repercussions.
I caught some of Mueller testifying. Holy shit the man is truly doddering. Another shitshow. At any time, did he utter a complete, intelligible sentence?
Did anyone ask him why he ignored Hillary colluding with Russia?
The doddering is an act.
And Hong Kong is either about to trigger WW3 or become another Tibet. My bet is on Tibet.
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What roamy said, and they aren’t really retired. They’re selling themselves on the internets and writing books.
Mueller was lying through his teeth. “Nope, don’t know nuthin’ ’bout no Fusion GPS”….”Didn’t indict because you can’t a sitting president”….
Can the DoJ now go after him for lying?
Beasn, that is correct. They’ve traded one job for another that they enjoy more.
Yeah, “retired” means you’re not generating new income but you don’t need it either. Unemployed but not dependent.
Tushar’s slumlord operations in Florida will stand him in good stead, I suspect, but even if he quits NJ and does nothing but collect rent checks, he’s not “retired”.
looks like CNN is still classifying it as a democrat win.
Yes, their hack of a would-be hitman committing perjury is a clear win.
Cilliza is one of a kind
Looking at some of the “highlights” of the morning. Nadler looks ill again.
Rutger Hauer has passed. I need to watch Ladyhawk again.
The doddering is an act.
BINGO
This lying scheming cunt is a disgrace.
He spent his career pushing paper, kissing asses, covering his own, and collecting a paycheck and a pension. He isn’t a patriot, and he isn’t to be honored.
Fuck him.
Todd Starnes 35 mins ·
Vinny the Chin was a New York City mobster who feigned insanity to get out of criminal indictment. He was known to wander through the Lower East Side wearing a robe and slippers.
After watching today’s hearing – Robert Mueller reminds me of Vinny the Chin.
Goodness, if you drew “purview” in the drinking game, you’d be snockered.
I need to watch Ladyhawk again.
Me, too.
So, is Nadler just doing cosplay of DeVito’s Penguin from Batman Returns?
How do we get Sinema to do the same for Catwoman?
This lying scheming cunt is a disgrace.
He spent his career pushing paper, kissing asses, covering his own, and collecting a paycheck and a pension. He isn’t a patriot, and he isn’t to be honored.
Fuck him.
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I have to agree with all those statements.
Oh, my gosh Michelle Pfeiffer’s eyes in Ladyhawke.
Mare, do you make your own bone broth?
Hey, Bob, as a crowning achievement to end to your career, how about you come sit in front of congress and drool?
Oh, my gosh Michelle Pfeiffer’s eyes in Ladyhawke.
Mare is one drink away, not two.
F***! How did I miss Rutger Hauer passing on the 19th?!?
it just hit the news today, BC, everyone just found out
Besnsnsnsnssn, at Publix (our local grocery) they were selling it in the cold meat section for $5 for a decent size. Since I’m lazy and do not have a “local” butcher I bought it. Was pleased to see a rather high-fat content and a need for heating to decongeal the fat (it was not all solid, just the amount of fat).
Good taste but not salty enough (for me). I added salt.
Kettle and Fire makes a delicious mushroom flavored bone broth but it’s pricey.
Mare is one drink away, not two.
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I do not understand this comment.
**Whispers** he’s implying that you have lesbian tendencies
Oh, that is one thing I can unequivocally say, I like men. And only men in a sexual way. Not all men. Just one. But I can appreciate handsome or well-formed men. Seeing women kiss each other (or men kiss each other sickens me).
I remember watching Ladyhawke and seeing her eyes and wishing I had eyes that mesmerizing. Michelle Pfeiffer was at her peak around that time. She is a gorgeous woman.
But, yes, I was gay for Michelle Pfieffer.
Her “peak” lasted from Grease 2 to Wolf, near as I can tell.
Jeez. I rented “Blind Fury” a while back, love that movie. Maybe I need to queue up a couple more of his flicks.
Actually, that’s a capital idea for the weekend…
My husband just asked me if he should order a t-shirt that says,
Drunk Wives Matter
Michelle Pfeiffer < Diane Lane
So frustrated. I haven’t felt well since Friday, don’t know if Dad brought a bug or I’m just out of sorts and tired because my heartrate is up. A task that normally would have taken me 15-20 minutes took me over an hour because I had to keep stopping to rest. Dammit.
Fine, I’m leaving.
Roamy, how did Mini-me’s party go?
And you need a nice vacation where you do nothing but long walks, eat good food and read books.
Comment by Pupster on July 24, 2019 5:23 pm
Michelle Pfeiffer < Diane Lane
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I've actually heard Diane Lane being described as a poor man's Michelle Pfeiffer.
And I agree.
One thing in both women’s favor, because I think they are both lovely, is the fact that neither of them has gone crazy with facial surgery, botox, fillers and whatnot. Both look lovely for their age and each was a knockout when they were younger.
Pupster’s been hittin’ the shrooms.
My God. Maria Shriver looks terrible.
Celebrities react to Robert Mueller testimony: ‘Obstruction all day long’
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/celebrities-react-to-robert-muellers-testimony-before-house-committees
https://tinyurl.com/I-hear-Oso-got-an-Instapot
Mare, see my answer at 8:36 AM ^^^
Gotcha, Roamy. I just hope Mini-me was proud and enjoyed herself regardless of some rude no show guests.
I’ve actually heard Diane Lane being described as a poor man’s Michelle Pfeiffer.
And I agree.
https://tinyurl.com/y62qh4fj
hhhahahahahaha, Pups.
Mini-me was a little upset because 3 of the no-shows were her friends, she didn’t like being the center of attention, and she thought I did too much. I argued that I kept it as low-key as possible without ignoring it.
Dennis Miller – Mueller was shazboting like it was a rainy day at Westworld.
Getting ready to read the comments. FYI it doesn’t look like MA will make it to 16 in September. I hope we’re being negative, I just don’t want to depress everyone.
That scene in Ladyhawke where they are caught between PM/AM makes up for the lame soundtrack when viewed today.
Are you dissing 80’s synthwave? Because I won’t stand for it.
That’s Mark Knopfler.
I’m wrong, it’s Alan Parsons. Knopfler did the soundtrack for The Princess Bride.
https://tinyurl.com/y48abxox
Matthew Broderick doesn’t hold up. Still love Ladyhawke
That didn’t take long. (good)
Sound on.
https://tinyurl.com/y2z4ejq6
One of the traditions of the Court of Honor is to get letters of commendation from various public officials and notables. Rocketboy had a pretty good collection for his Eagle, without any difficulty – the city mayor, the Congressman, the two Senators, the bishop, NASA, Army, Mike Rowe, and three astronauts who are also Eagle Scouts. The bishop emeritus also sent a letter, hand-written, and obviously with some thought put into it. (God rest his soul.)
Letters for Mini-me were harder to get. Everyone knows what an Eagle Scout is. Stars and Stripes, not so much. Mike Rowe’s letter is for Eagles only, and it’s a pdf you print out, so I didn’t do that. Same for NASA. City mayor, Congressman, Senator Shelby, a couple of astronauts, and the bishop came through. I also got letters for Mini-me from a retired priest, a retired nun from her elementary school, and one of the pro-life leaders. I bugged Doug Jones a second time. It’s too late now for the Court of Honor (I thought six weeks was enough, it was for Shelby), but better late than never. Mini-me thinks he won’t send one since I vote Republican and I live in Alabama, not California or New York.
Heh, so politically astute, that one!
second batch of egg bites in. This time I’m using cottage cheese instead of cream cheese, and some butter in with the mixture.
tooth pulled on monday, not feeling any pain, never really did. Went so well I’m wondering if something is wrong.
The second time I had gum planing (basically surgical reduction of overgrown gums behind my back molars), I didn’t end up taking any of the pain meds because I hoped it would help me heal faster. First day I was sore and had no appetite, after that I was fine.
If you get a freezer delivered on it’s side, how long should you let it sit upright before turning it on?
3 years.
Or 3 hours.
One of those.
I would give it a day.
I think it depends on how long it was on its side.
will be a couple of hours on it’s side, brother bringing it up from home
Pretty sure it is equal time, 24 hours if you don’t know, or 20 minutes after you eat.
laura, got the egg bite mixture down. this batch is really good.
might just let it sit upright until next week, then
might start it up after a few hours, and let it run. see if it pops a breaker
Your mom delivered BIG while on her side. Just sayin.
I have a job offer in the Salt Lake City area. It is $15k less a year than I am making now. The guy said cost of living is less there. My gut reaction is sure Houston is expensive sounds reasonable, but looking at housing in the area not so much. Then I found this
https://www.bankrate.com/calculators/savings/moving-cost-of-living-calculator.aspx
Memphis seems like the cheapest place to live using it to compare.
Any thoughts?
Tucker Carlson pulling no punches on Mueller
Recipe, Jay? I would like to give it another whirl. I suppose I should try a starbucks one just so I know what to compare it to. Never have had one.
6 eggs, 8 oz cottage cheese (1/2 container), 1/2 cup cheddar, 2 tbs butter, 1/4 tsp salt, pepper. mix that in blender.
Mix with ham and chopped onion, top with a little more cheese. I like the bigger containers. 172 for an hour.
Cool! Thanks. You using an 8 ounce jar?
yeah, the wide,mouth ones. Easier to run a knife around to get the egg out.warms up in about 1 min in the microwave
I think the butter was the key.
Did you coat the jar with anything first to help it release?
Can’t sleep. Started watching Norwegian Death Diving. Now I REALLY can’t sleep, laughing my ass off.
Darlene’s expression remained placid.
Memphis is a shithole Vmax, a lot of crime. My parents and my sister and family live south of Salt Lake City in the Provo area, brother in law uses the metro rail to commute to his jerb in SLC. They like it there, it is growing really fast, a lot of tech companies are moving to Utah because it is so affordable compared to California, and housing has gotten stupid expensive. The people are nice, but unless you join the LDS club they treat you like an outsider in my experience.
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