Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. A little music to get ya movin’.
I’d rather play “Baby Love“, but that would be a repeat.
It’s April in Alabama, and I still have the heat on. Where the eff is the warm weather with my cabana boy with my margarita?
Yes, I know I’ll be cursing the heat in a month.
Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.
How kind of you to offer me your sweater.
Rounding this out with someone a little rougher looking. That’s Jamie Bell, star of “Billy Elliott” and “Turn”.
Last but not least, nice eyes and a hint of a smile.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Well, I got here just in time, didn’t I?
Wakey wakey
I never have time to watch anything – tv shows, movies. My kids made me watch the WORST movie last night.
Honestly, it got one star, but they recorded . Ugh. It was horrible.
WHen that ended, they wanted me to watch another movie, and they SWORE this one was going to be good.
Uh … then why did we watch that POS movie if you wanted me to watch a good one?
Morning, children.
Comments seem, messed up a little
HI JAY!
Which movie was it, Car in? Desolation of Smaug?
Turn your phone over, Dave. The comments will look better.
I’ll have to look up the title , and no.
Morning crackfat. No one else is here yet. I hate that.
Was it The Waterboy? I hear that soured scott on movies for all time.
I thought it was funny.
Yummmm.
Fabulous work, Roamy.
Smaug was pretty awful
Chief will have a review for us today.
Whoa, wonder what Pepe thinks of this story:
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2014/04/08/federal-snipers-train-guns-on-family-for-filming-cattle-federal-bureau-of-land-management-confiscate-grazing-land-to-protect-turtle-generational-rancher-faces-feds/
I liked Smaug better than the first Hobbit movie. Low bar.
I didn’t like the first Hobbit movie either. I really liked the Lord of the Rings series.
No national championships to win today?
BORING.
Wow – Jamie Bell grew up…..
Nice selection of Hunks, Roamy (as usual) – wish the dude with the eyes liked girls 😦
Jay, usually the people who do that are a little nuts. They claim the land because they’ve been using it forever. However, it is an example of how the eviromentalists are taking over the land. They find an animal/plant/water source, get it declared “protected” then have the cattle removed. Where I am, they are introducing wolves so they can then make regs to implement their policies. No endangered species? no problem, we’ll introduce one. Protected species –> limit access, hunting, trapping, grazing, etc. I’ve got a forest service lease for some cattle, I can see the end of that eventually. What the environmentalists don’t realize is that every drop of water on my 15 sections is either pumped from my wells, or caught in dirt tanks that I maintain. No cattle –> no water.
Guess they’re gonna hafta outlaw knives now:
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/school-stabbing-spree-20-hurt-pittsburgh-area-attack-n75536
They’ve been working on that for years TinFW.
No cerveza no trabajo.
Are your well pumps electric, Pepe?
Pepe, are a lot of the lands they are talking about recent federal purchases, or have they always been fed land? If he has been making improvements, does he have a right to use that land?
It does seem a little crazy to use someone else’s land for your own purposes, but I’m not up on how ranches work out west. Here in the midwest, land is smaller, but is useful for more than just grazing. No one shares land, and there isn’t a lot of federal ownership.
Crossfat was fun, thanks for asking everyone.
haters
Was it Roamy who said she used Fitbit?
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2014/04/08/digital-bracelet-company-may-end-up-in-court-after-rash-reports/
No one shares land, and there isn’t a lot of federal ownership.
Looks like Washington DC has another job on its plate. We can’t let this continue.
Oh lord. Anyone who wears a bit of plastic/rubber for a long time is going to get a rash. You probably need to wash it with alcohol /bleach or something every so often.
But, nvm. It’s better to take them to court.
I hate our country.
If it were April 1, I would think this is a joke.
Via the UK Daily Mail:
People should eat fewer baked beans to reduce flatulence which can contribute to global warming, a minister suggested today.
Fears were raised about the impact of ‘smelly emissions’ caused by Brits eating more beans than any other country in the world.
Global warming: Joining FLOTUS to manage your diet. By law.
Jeebus George, I just read a daily serving of beans or lentils helps your lipid profile. Environmentalists want us to die of MI’s clearly.
Wow. A perfect V formation of migrating geese just flew overhead. About thirty of them.
What is Fitbit made out of? Is it like a hard plastic with the metal (nickel) contacts? Or is it like a smooshy latex?
And they really should know better about nickel if that is what makes up the metal contacts. It’s something like 1 in 8 people, mostly women are sensitive to it.
Humans are just so bad for the environment. That’s why we must all come out of the closet and be gay.
Just read Car in’s comment. Yep. That too.
Me, as a consumer, know to question what metal is in the jewelry or accessories I may buy. I’m allergic to nickel, as is my daughter. And if something contains rubber (SYWM), I’m cautious about my exposure.
You first, George.
So they are going after cattle for methane emissions – tax anyone growing them into higher prices. And now they’re going after people for their methane emissions.
So if you can’t eat beans because you can’t afford the beef, what is left? Everyone raising their own chickens?
I would think vegans fart as much as cows.
beasn, I’m going to reduce emissions by eliminating some vegans.
Ban vegans.
JINX!
I can’t be gay. I’m dead, so my CO2 footprint is nil.
Embalming fluid: good for Gaia.
Who wants to hear some beasn family stupid shit?
Related to George’s comment:
The Cow of the Future :
“A White House climate initiative has boosted a quixotic search for the “cow of the future”, a next-generation creature whose greenhouse gas emissions would be cut by anti-methane pills, burp scanners and gas backpacks.”
But the REAL way to address climate change is to get people to eat less cow.
Anyone notice the skyrocketing price of beef?
Only if you curse.
A cow with anti-methane pills, burp scanners and gas backpacks.
Visualize this and then try to claim that lefties aren’t insane.
*waits
Spill it Beasn
Why don’t liberals just nominate Ingrid Newkirk for the next president and be done with it? No cattle or livestock permitted by decree. Given our nation’s electorate, the bitch would probably win.
beasn stupid family shit or carin’s exercise stories.
beasn, GO
I could describe my workout in great detail.
I’m still tired, actually. I’m waiting for the energy to return so I can do some shit around the house.
Put on your shocked faces.
…a government watchdog said Wednesday it’s pursuing cases against three other tax agency employees and offices suspected of illegal political activity in support of President Obama and fellow Democrats.
…the Office of Special Counsel… said it was “commonplace” in a Dallas IRS office for employees to have pro-Obama screensavers on their computers, and to have campaign-style buttons and stickers at their office.
In another case, a worker at the tax agency’s customer help line urged taxpayers “to re-elect President Obama in 2012 by repeatedly reciting a chant based on the spelling of his last name,” the Office of Special Counsel said in a statement.
Where is xbrad, I have a few leads for him.
http://www.eatliver.com/russian-dating/
http://www.eatliver.com/russian-dating/
Oh, to be single again. And again.
It used to be we heard about the Russian bear, now it’s just the pigs.
The best thing about this is that it comes from Ebony magazine. You know, the magazine devoted to half of Licorice Dick’s ancestry.
As a proud new beneficiary of the Affordable Health Care Act, I’d like to report that I am doctorless. Ninety-six. Ninety-six is the number of soul crushing rejections that greeted me as I attempted to find one. It’s the number of physicians whose secretaries feigned empathy while rehearsing the “I’m so sorry” line before curtly hanging up.
Oh sorry, I got sidetracked on FB and saw that dating site. Go look at the first comment. Hee hee.
Okay, remember when I told y’all my mom had cancer and noone could tell us what kind it was? First it was ovarian, then uterine, then appendix?
And over Christmas, when they knew what it was for sure and were just waiting on the PET scan results, my mom told me twice it was her appendix. Said everything – lady parts, lymph nodes – were clean. They found the cancer in her appendix and she was scheduled for chemo.
Anyway, after the first treatment, she stopped going and my younger sister said she laid on the sofa like she was dying and trembled in fear of the surgeon…how they gave her an ulcer (she took one ibuprofen with her dose of steroids – that is a no no – but highly doubtful one dose would give her an ulcer)
When my other sister emailed me for graduation info, I asked her why on earth would she quit her treatments and did she get a second opinion from an oncologist instead of the family doctor.
That sister (older) ran to my dad telling him my other sister (younger) was feeding me lies – which was not the case but didn’t matter because he likes to be a bitch and started giving the other sister shit.
Come to find out, after all this stupid drama, they finally told me that it was not her appendix, she had stage one uterine cancer. I asked the older sister WTF would our mom lie to me twice. She knew at Christmas what she had and I would think, stage one uterine cancer is a better than one of the appendix.
I got the whole ‘she was severely depressed and couldn’t think straight’ and ‘why haven’t you stayed in touch’ and the ‘ibuprofen has affected her vision’. *facepalm*
Severely depressed, my ass. As soon as she got word that she didn’t have to do more chemo and would be treated hormonally, she was off the couch and on the phone and out shopping. She was just being a baby and wanted others to do the work of getting her a second opinion regarding treatment even though that first treatment didn’t make her sick (the hair fell out but no other ill affects)
And they wonder why I keep myself distant.
drama drama drama
That was the shortened version of the complete bullshit.
I don’t mean to sound uncaring but they have a really bad habit of not telling anyone anything and if you ask, they obfuscate and then yell at you later for having the wrong information they fed you.
My mom also has a bad habit of throwing little passive aggressive tantrums when she doesn’t want to do something, instead of taking something head-on and dealing with it.
No need to esplain, Beasn. I – for one – can read between the lines. I know what you’re laying down.
I totally dig it.
Alright, Car in, it’s your turn.
Hey, at least your mom didn’t contribute money to Prop 8 six years ago.
Great bizarre story here
http://pjmedia.com/eddriscoll/2014/04/08/california-luddite-left/
So my answer to why I didn’t keep in touch – ‘hey numb-nuts, go re-read our email exchange as one example of many’.
Now imagine the stupidity as regards to their love for Dear Leader and the brownshirts.
The other reason I don’t keep in touch. I am hoping upon hope they get kicked in the ass by reality. Hard.
I have awakened by mistake.
Going back to bed.
You’re not awake. This is just your nightmare.
Love the new gay flag on this page.
http://senseofevents.blogspot.com/2014/04/the-rainbow-gestapo.html?m=1
People are funny. And by funny I mean batshit crazy.
George,
In my nightmare I’ve to fly to Pittsburgh tonight.
Crap! It’s real, it’ s real!
Ex-IRS official Lois Lerner talked about taking a job with President Barack Obama’s nonprofit advocacy group Organizing for Action (OFA) while she had official oversight at the IRS over nonprofit tax-exempt groups.
George, it seems she already was working for Obama’s group. She was just enriching her creds.
First lady Michelle Obama’s short trip to Ireland cost taxpayers well over $7.9 million, according to documents released Wednesday.
… the total cost for “security and/or other services” for a side trip to Dublin by Michelle Obama and her entourage was $251,161.86. That total included $55,004.85 spent at the Shelbourne Hotel and $70,855.44 at the Westbury Hotel.
The documents reveal that taxpayers spent a total of at least $7,921,638.66 on the first lady’s trip.
Goddamn that George Bush.
Alright, Car in, it’s your turn.
YEA!!! Ok, this was my workout this morning:
Warm-up
20 wall balls, 20 DU
10 WB, 10 DU
5 WB, 5 DU
(I was already tired at this point)
5X5 Dips (EMOM 5 dips)
then, max rep dips
5X5 pistols (emom 5 each leg)
then, max rep pistols
Metcon (AMRAP – Rounds and Reps)
Rx & Main 95/65
3 min AMRAP
7 bar facing/over burpees
7 Over Head Squat
1 min break
3 min AMRAP
7 bar facing/over burpees
7 thrusters
1 min break
3 min AMRAP
7 burpees
7 Sumo dead lift pull up
It was pretty hard.
*waits for everyone to nod in agreement
I have no idea what half that crap is.
I really don’t think there is anything of which Leon would disapprove. Maybe the pistols.
. . . Fourth grade students in Dupo, Illinois assigned to reading a Common Core approved biography of President Barack Obama are being told that all white voters were unlikely to vote for a black president due to racism.
…
“But some people said Americans weren’t ready for that much change. Sure Barack was a nice fellow, they said. But white voters would never vote for a black president,” the book reads.
No comment.
7 Sumo dead lift pull up
You can dead lift a Sumo wrestler? That crackfat is better than I thought!
The “Metcon” was the main workout. Burpees, combined with a strength move – as many sets of 7, alternating, for 3 min, then 1 min rest, then moving on to the next combination.
Basically, high intensity cardio using strength moves. 12 min of hell, basically.
Actually there is a great comment about this piece of Commie Core agitprop on WZ:
Julescat • an hour ago
starting a sentence with a conjunction?
who wrote this? some union English teacher?
Do you really want me to start explaining it, agile?
Has Obama mentioned the savage beating in Detroit yet? He’s already commented on the school stabbing.
How are your jugs doing, Car in?
I’ll go look right now, Hotspur.
*ignores low hanging fruit.
broccoli is sprouting.
My “jugs” look the same as they have.
I did burpees.
Do you really want me to start explaining it, agile?
http://is.gd/NhVsyo
*pats Scottw on the back*
I did burpees.
Me too. I tasted chicken.
Can you bury a tinyurl in is.gd?
Henceforth FLOTUS is Imelda Marcos 2.0.
Can you bury a tinyurl in is.gd?
NO! You’ll divide by zero and break the internets.
*approaches the limit of 1/0
I had half of grilled chicken sandwich from McDonalds. It was good.
And the burping was ok, as well.
*approaches the limit of 1/0
That’s the part on the number line which is marked with dragons and serpents.
When did you start your jugs, Car in?
Half a sandwich? Why not just get the kids meal?
He doesn’t like the apple slices, and the hat doesn’t fit.
It didn’t occur to me. Good idea, though. I really just had to take a leak, but I hadn’t eaten yet so I figgered a sammich would be nice too.
My subject matter expert didn’t make it so I drove 500 miles to send out meeting requests and chit chat with people.
I’m home now.
Home is good
A wise person told me thirty years ago, that the gestapo of the 21st century will be wearing green uniforms.
When did you start your jugs, Car in?
I’d imagine it was around puberty….
A wise person told me thirty years ago, that the gestapo of the 21st century will be wearing green uniforms.
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It’s pretty interesting how quickly it happened. In my lifetime, I’ve witnessed the almost total destruction of free speech.
I posted this question on ask reddit a few weeks ago: What happened to the phrase, “I don’t agree with you, but will defend your right to say it to the death.”
No one had any idea what I was talking about, and most claimed that such rights don’t exist when the opinion is different than the theirs.
Creepy.
Free speech is a scam.
*approaches the limit of 1/0
You must be riding a skittles-shitting unicorn
Taxes are done.
Anyone want to buy a slightly used dog for $5000?
He’s quiet, and doesn’t fart much.
OK, he’s quiet.
I knew they could talk.
Isn’t needing feminism a paradox?
I’ll bet it sounds more like Mr. Bill.
Greetings, windowless van enthusiasts.
That must have been horrible, Dave.
I hope you can sleep tonight.
If I hear Mr. Bill, I’ll know I’m in the right place.
I bet it sounds like Gilbert Gottfried.
Isn’t needing feminism a paradox?
I could mansplain it to you, but I can’t afford another domestic violence charge.
A really excellent, superb article on the evolution of the left’s disdain for individual freedom and America’s descent into European-style class divisions
http://www.hoover.org/publications/defining-ideas/article/175281
I can’t believe no one called out Holder on his disrespect for a member of the oversight committee. That’d be like me referring to a judge as “buddy” as I warn him off a line of questioning. It’s a direct challenge to authority, it derogates the authority of the oversight committee, and it’s blatantly disrespectful to the member. Holder should have been dressed down like a two-dollar hooker at a twenty-man gangbang.
Wow. A lady just called. She wants me to go pick up some jewelry she bought at auction and she wants it by Friday.
It’s worth $9000, and she doesn’t want to pay for insurance.
Sure, I’ll drop everything, push everyone back a day to take care of this last minute emergency for someone that is too cheap and/or stupid to pay for insurance.
I told her to find someone else.
Holder should have been dressed down like a two-dollar hooker at a twenty-man gang bang.
He’s been there, done that.
What the fuck is this shit?
On the subject of burping and/or farting cows:
Methane is not a contributor to global warming, since methane ultimately is degraded by UV light
I went to talk to a SS disability client today at her home. First meeting. Her prior attorney just dropped her, and she’s got a hearing in two weeks. I’mma try to get the hearing adjourned so I can go over the file and figure out what’s up. It looks like a solid case, and it’s been going on for about two years, so there’s a nice fee in it if she gets approved (I get 25%, and SS cuts the check directly to me). Evidently, the prior attorney got wind of some substance abuse, which would make the claim impossible to win, but she was in treatment for that 5 years before she filed her claim, and her current doc has been making her drop for the past 3 years – the client’s dropped clean every time, and we have the records to prove it, so I’m at a loss.
Anyway, when I meet her, she turns out to be a pretty woman with giant, enormous, huge, pendulous, gargantuan, huge, mammoth, giant, huge breasts. HUGE. She says she’s got back pain, and she starts to run through the causes. “Scoliosis, disk degeneration, da, da, da, and, because my breasts are so large, I get a lot of strain on my upper back.” Entirely believable. I didn’t even know what to say – I was trying to remain professional. My lord, I didn’t know they were issued in that size without bizarre augmentation.
He’s been there, done that.
And liked it…..
You do know you’re required to take pictures to support your client’s claim, right, Jazz?
If you were a good lawyer you would have checked for lumps.
I’d listen to them, Jazz. They’re pre-med!
Sign me up as a consultant Jazz
I’ve known for my skill in drilling deep holes
On the subject of burping and/or farting cows:
Methane is not a contributor to global warming, since methane ultimately is degraded by UV light
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/ redneck leon
Drug tests are actually intelligence tests. Every year we fire really good techs and inspectors because they can’t figure out that the surprise drug test is 30 days from the time we tell them that there may be a surprise drug test.
Afternoon.
Actually water vapor contributes far more to so-called AGW than CO2 and methane combined
Damn gardeners..
I have discovered Sparkling Ice Strawberry Lemonade and I am in heaven.
http://www.sparklingice.com/
Today I built nothing, but I worked really fucking hard at it.
Jazz, I’ve had older teens come in with that complaint. I’m the kid “back doctor” so obviously I must know about this. There are lots of back pain causes and it’s hard to prove it is due to large breasts. It’s a process of elimination really. I’ve had one kid over nearly 20 years that qualified for a breast reduction courtesy of the taxpayers. It’s also hard for me to keep my composure during the questioning and exam. There’s no breast exam other than inspection of the large masses under clothes. With mom and my nurse as witnesses.
Ha! Paula came home with those yesterday Cyn. Are they new?
Boehner was at a Taco Bell event and started crying
True to form..
Between that stupid lying fuck and that congenital cretin Jeb Bush, I don’t know why I bother voting as a Republican
At first I read that as Sparkling Lice.
Not terribly appealing.
I’m not sure if they’re new, but they are really incredibly refreshing. Plus, they will taste fucking awesome with some Absolut.
Boehner was at a Taco Bell event and started crying
True to form..
I saw that. I thought it was because Orange Weepy Eyes found out that it wasn’t a rally to pass amnesty.
I saw Sparkling Lice open for the Flying Buzzcocks in 1996.
>>> I’m the kid “back doctor” so obviously I must know about this.
Read my comment again. Forgot to add: No, I don’t know much about this. It’s on the differential but no one teaches you this shit.
I get the feeling Elijah Cummings might be dishonest.
>> I have discovered Sparkling Ice Strawberry Lemonade and I am in heaven.
ooo zero carb.
This could displace Diet Mt. Dew as my dank of choice.
AAAAND it’s available at my local Wal*Mart, Sam’s and Dollar General stores.
*pants Cyn*
Comment by Jay in Ames on April 9, 2014 10:52 am
Pepe, are a lot of the lands they are talking about recent federal purchases, or have they always been fed land? If he has been making improvements, does he have a right to use that land?
It does seem a little crazy to use someone else’s land for your own purposes, but I’m not up on how ranches work out west. Here in the midwest, land is smaller, but is useful for more than just grazing. No one shares land, and there isn’t a lot of federal ownership.
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Just back from picking up 2 steers from the butcher. 950 pounds of beef, anybody hungry?
Tons of federal land out here. I have a forest service lease. I pay them and get the right to graze a certain number of cattle on forest land. It is fenced and I’m the only one who grazes it. I have to maintain improvements like fences. We have windmills, electric pumps and a solar pump to pump the water out of the ground. Shallowest well is 95 feet, deepest is 425. We have around 4 or 5 miles of piepline to dristibute the water.
Since you guys have been slacking lately, I’ll…er…take up the slack.
Obama is a middling intellect that seems to believe that whatever he says is true, that it will done, and that he bears no responsibility other than speaking.
In Texas he would be referred to a gentleman that is all hat and no cattle.
In the Midwest he was be said to be all bark and no bite.
In England he’s be all mouth and no trousers.
On the H2 we’d simply call him a chickenshit cocksucking motherfucker that fingers his asshole while he forces he wife’s cock down his throat.
Which do you prefer?
Laura?
The H2
Which do you prefer?
I know a trick question when I see one.
Which do you prefer?
Yes.
I hear Hank Aaron and Harry Belafonte are going to get together and record a concert of old baseball songs. It will be titled “Jim Crow Swinging at Yankee Stadium.”
Daaang… my itty bitty sweet precious baby boy just called me and there was A MAN’S VOICE on the other end of the line!!1! How the hell did that happen so fast.
there was A MAN’S VOICE on the other end of the line!!1! How the hell did that happen so fast.
This is an experience utterly unknown to Ann Dunham.
Nestlé is releasing a companion candy to the Baby Ruth bar called “Henry’s Big Sucker.” It’s licorice on a stick coated in dark jimmies, because there have historically not been enough all-black candies.
I prefer the H2 version.
When I was a kid we had a candy called Sugar Babies. They were little brown babies. I’m pretty sure it was racist.
I’m gonna have to start thinking about featuring Keri Russell for Load HEAT
http://tinyurl.com/ku2ctkb
We also had the story of Little Black Sambo. That little motherfucker kicked ass. I don’t think it’s told anymore.
“I’ll…er…take up the slack.”
Good job. Here’s a quarter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiLKVdNJt_o
Abba-Zabba is the most racist candy on earth. It’s nearly white.
We are DOOMED.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8kBL_-EWMg
If you sell Jolly Rancher watermelon candy in Inglewood, Clownifornia, are you racist?
We are DOOMED.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8kBL_-EWMg
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Eleventy!
I remember the “Little Black Sambo” book.
I seem to remember Sambo’s restaurants in Michigan when I was little. Am I making that up??
And dammit wordpuss, I don’t remember asking you to scroll up this page! Knock it off.
There is still a Sambo’s in Santa Barbara but the colorful ethnic decor has long been removed.
I may be mistaken but I think “My Breakfast With Blassie” was filmed in a Sambo’s.
I seem to remember Sambo’s restaurants in Michigan when I was little. Am I making that up??
I don’t know if you’re making that up, but we ate at Sambo’s restaurants here in SoCal when I was little.
I would like to suggest the proper glass receptacle.
That was the name of our dog when I was a toddler.
Little Black Sambo was the kid that made the tiger run around in a circle until it turned into butter, right?
Why did you name your dog Proper Glass Receptacle?
Weird.
The thing about Little Black Sambo was that he wasn’t African. He was one of Tushar’s people.
He was black, according to Wikipedia.
Who’s talking to Dana Perino on the phone right now?
*raises hand*
Please ask her of she’s single. PLEASE.
Ask her why her face doesn’t move.
Who’s talking to Dana Perino on the phone right now?
That is routinely panned by critics as The Who’s worst album.
I will NOT ask that.
She married MJ. Her husband is older than MCPO.
The thing about Little Black Sambo was that he wasn’t African. He was one of Tushar’s people.
MOM! SEAN IS CALLING TUSHAR BROWN AGAIN!!
Andy, I can hear myself hating you.
She’s
there was A MAN’S VOICE on the other end of the line!!1! How the hell did that happen so fast.
It’s always quick the first time. Don’t worry, the divorcee neighbor you sent him over to help will give him a second go-around.
Did anybody refuse to give anybody else’s security deposit back today?
I’m gonna have to start thinking about featuring Keri Russell for Load HEAT
She’s gotten cuter with age, IMHO.
GO, I think he is calling me black.
I am not black. I am brown. More of a beige actually, or tan.
Indians are generally not starkly black. Apu is on the browner side.
Some Indians are almost as white as Europeans.
I did a google image search. Wow. Most of the drawings are quite offensive and/or ignorant.
She married MJ. Her husband is older than MCPO.
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I need to rescue her from the pedophile.
*calls Andy
You don’t stand a chance MJ. Her husband is a stud
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=3623092%5B/url%5D
I am not black. I am brown. More of a beige actually, or tan.
I’m sort of salmon pink-orange. Not white.
Well, when I was alive, that is. Now I’m pretty much the color of peat.
His left eye isn’t looking at you, it’s plotting your death.
Her husband is a stud
No.
You don’t stand a chance MJ. Her husband is a stud
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She likes a cross eyed man.
*hits head with 10 lb sledge hammer.
>>>I need to rescue her from the pedophile.
http://tinyurl.com/ml54pa5
Stud, dust. Is there really a difference?
‘Color’ as a component of race, and race itself, are getting more and more stupid.
Which is a good thing, I guess.
The ‘hispanic’ thing in particular is a complete fraud. There are pale little blondies in my classes at school claiming to be brown people. GTFOOH. Please. Your family is from Catalan. I know it’s not cool, but it’s the truth.
Dusty Stud sounds like a drink served in the Castro District.
You don’t stand a chance MJ. Her husband is a stud
http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=3623092/url
Couple more elective surgeries and she will look just like him.
No, Jimbro. You’re thinking of Dusty Suds. Pants optional.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE LOOKING AT
http://tinyurl.com/ml54pa5
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Hahahahahahahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/ml54pa5
Evening Hostages.
*peeks around*
Sweet. No gardening.
I’m thinking of starting my tomato plants. Is it time, lauraw?
I put in three tomato plants last week.
I have no idea what I’m doing.
Someone asked about my Fitbit. A little linty from being in my pocket, but I’m not taking another one. It took 9 attempts to get the message lit up.
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/?attachment_id=40186
I finally made a White Russian tonight and realized my liver is not the same as it was 10 or 20 years ago. Now I need to figure out wtf to do with a container 99% full of cream.
Fitbit is a purple vibrator?
I KNEW IT!
I finally made a White Russian tonight and realized my liver is not the same as it was 10 or 20 years ago. Now I need to figure out wtf to do with a container 99% full of cream.
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You have a liver? I replaced mine with a used, grade school chalkboard eraser years ago.
YEA!!! Ok, this was my workout this morning:
Warm-up
20 wall balls, 20 DU
10 WB, 10 DU
5 WB, 5 DU
(I was already tired at this point)
5X5 Dips (EMOM 5 dips)
then, max rep dips
5X5 pistols (emom 5 each leg)
then, max rep pistols
Metcon (AMRAP – Rounds and Reps)
Rx & Main 95/65
3 min AMRAP
7 bar facing/over burpees
7 Over Head Squat
1 min break
3 min AMRAP
7 bar facing/over burpees
7 thrusters
1 min break
3 min AMRAP
7 burpees
7 Sumo dead lift pull up
It was pretty hard.
*waits for everyone to nod in agreement
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That’s it?
Liver. La-ti-da.
YEA!!! Ok, this was my workout this morning:
Warm-up
20 wall balls, 20 DU
10 WB, 10 DU
5 WB, 5 DU
(I was already tired at this point)
5X5 Dips (EMOM 5 dips)
then, max rep dips
5X5 pistols (emom 5 each leg)
then, max rep pistols
Metcon (AMRAP – Rounds and Reps)
Rx & Main 95/65
3 min AMRAP
7 bar facing/over burpees
7 Over Head Squat
1 min break
3 min AMRAP
7 bar facing/over burpees
7 thrusters
1 min break
3 min AMRAP
7 burpees
7 Sumo dead lift pull up
It was pretty hard.
*waits for everyone to nod in agreement
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So what did you do after warmup?
So far mine’s acting more like an O-Cel-O Sponge
Lots of good things you can do with a container of dairy cream. You can make a decadent homemade ricotta in about ten minutes with just a little vinegar or lemon juice. Or if you have some mushrooms and sherry, you can make a nice little mushroom sauce to top your breakfast omelet or a piece of baked chicken. With some parmesan or asiago and a dash of nutmeg, you can do up a nice cheese sauce for pasta.
Or you can simply freeze the cream in cubes and periodically add a couple cubes to enrich a fruit smoothie.
Or you could just swig it. Just swig it.
chug. Chug. CHug. CHUg. GHUG.
Hahahahaha. Slightly used rubber Fitbit.
DO IT!! Don’t be a pussy!!! CHUG CHUG CHUG
*assembles box, duct tape and cream—>ships at book rate to CT for Laura to enjoy*
Lots of good things you can do with a container of dairy cream. You can make a decadent homemade ricotta in about ten minutes with just a little vinegar or lemon juice. Or if you have some mushrooms and sherry, you can make a nice little mushroom sauce to top your breakfast omelet or a piece of baked chicken. With some parmesan or asiago and a dash of nutmeg, you can do up a nice cheese sauce for pasta.
Or you can simply freeze the cream in cubes and periodically add a couple cubes to enrich a fruit smoothie.
Marry me.
This podcast is a must-listen.
Podcast? I thought you were just chatting her up!
Does everyone sound like they’re in different phone booths?
YEA!!! Ok, this was my workout this morning:
Warm-up
20 wall balls, 20 DU
10 WB, 10 DU
5 WB, 5 DU
(I was already tired at this point)
5X5 Dips (EMOM 5 dips)
then, max rep dips
5X5 pistols (emom 5 each leg)
then, max rep pistols
Metcon (AMRAP – Rounds and Reps)
Rx & Main 95/65
3 min AMRAP
7 bar facing/over burpees
7 Over Head Squat
1 min break
3 min AMRAP
7 bar facing/over burpees
7 thrusters
1 min break
3 min AMRAP
7 burpees
7 Sumo dead lift pull up
It was pretty hard.
*waits for everyone to nod in agreement
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Crackfat is a cult.
This podcast is a must-listen.
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I cereal want to kill you right now.
Questions for Dana Perino:
1. Why doesn’t your face move (need to get it out of the way so the rest of the questions don’t seem awkward).
2. Are you free Friday night?
3. What about Saturday?
4. Why are you calling 911?
5. Excuse me sir, why are you reading me my rights?
6. Can I have a private cell?
7. So… what are you guys in for?
8. What’s a shank?
9. Why are you stabbing me? Is it because I’m white or suburban?
10. Or both?
Well, there may be a lot of things you can do with a container of cream, but I can tell you this: don’t try to put it back in the cow.
Not falling for it.
I would have thought that AOS would be a little rough for Dana.
Did you ask her about her coinslot?
I see MJ is trying for his lifelong dream of a restraining order.
I see MJ is trying for his lifelong dream of a restraining order.
I would have thought the previous half dozen were enough.
*marries Cyn again, in a pretty woodland ceremony with adorable flowergirls and a really nice JP who gives a lovely service*
*we walk hand-in-hand down a fragrant hyacinth-lined path, both knowing that the ‘wedding night’ is not-no-way-ever fucking happening*
*subscribes to lauraw’s newsletter*
*twice*
This is very strange:
http://dailycaller.com/2014/04/09/this-is-the-most-terrifying-awesome-thing-youll-see-today-gif/
Did you ask her about her coinslot?
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At dawn. Pistols of your choosing. 10 paces, then fire.
Go!
http://is.gd/jXF75c
I’m going to stroll out into the 82º weather and pick some lemons.
*flips middle finger at old man Winter*
It would be lemons, wouldn’t it?
*nods and squeezes Lauraw’s hand in agreement*
*looks deeply into her eyes and sees the best Eggplant Parmigiana and all those things she does with cream and sighs sweetly*
I’m getting too old for this shit.
I’m getting too old for this shit.
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Judging by the picture posted earlier, you’re not too old for Dana Perino.
http://is.gd/j0Bd7t
>> *we walk hand-in-hand down a fragrant hyacinth-lined path, both knowing that the ‘wedding night’ is not-no-way-ever fucking happening*
Certainly takes the pressure off don’t it?
Judging by the picture posted earlier, you’re not too old for Dana Perino.
http://is.gd/j0Bd7t
She’d hit it.
Guy calls the store today, wondering where his sax he dropped off to be repaired was.
I look everywhere and can’t find it or any paperwork. He starts getting shitty with me. I say “give me your number, I’ll call the owner and call you back.”
He says “no, I’ll just come down there.”
I angrily replied “look, if the only reason you are coming down here to yell at me, you’re just wasting your time and mine. I have no information for you. So just give you phone number, okay?”
It only went downhill from there.
Go!
http://is.gd/jXF75c
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Why is MJ Linking MCPO’s PoL pic?
Guy calls the store today, wondering where his sax he dropped off to be repaired was.
I look everywhere and can’t find it or any paperwork. He starts getting shitty with me. I say “give me your number, I’ll call the owner and call you back.”
He says “no, I’ll just come down there.”
I angrily replied “look, if the only reason you are coming down here to yell at me, you’re just wasting your time and mine. I have no information for you. So just give you phone number, okay?”
It only went downhill from there.
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Tom Hill plays the saxophone?
Makes sense.
It really does, Dave. We’re just going to get mani-pedis and take a nap.
>> Does everyone sound like they’re in different phone booths?
No. It sounds like John and I are in the same phonebooth, Ace is standing by the highway with a cellphone, and Gabe is holding a soup can containing a cheap condenser mic and attached by string to Drew’s matching soup can. So, you know, just like normal.
>>>Tom Hill plays the saxophone?
Even Hill wouldn’t be as big of a diuche as this guy was.
>>>No. It sounds like John and I are in the same phonebooth, Ace is standing by the highway with a cellphone, and Gabe is holding a soup can containing a cheap condenser mic and attached by string to Drew’s matching soup can. So, you know, just like normal.
Out-fucking-standing
Then what happened to Dana’s face?
It really does, Dave. We’re just going to get mani-pedis and take a nap.
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http://is.gd/bjuvN2
>>>Then what happened to Dana’s face?
Too much protein cream?
We’re just going to get mani-pedis and take a nap.
*quivers and swoons*
Day started with a visit to my eye doctor (gad, I love getting my eyes dilated, don’t you?) where, during our little cit-chat, he proceeds to tell me how Obama is the smartest President we’ve had in his lifetime (he’s probably around 55).
I just smiled and said “I’ve yet to see a single piece of evidence to back up that statement.”
Get back to him in 6 months to a year, Wiser. See how he’s enjoying that ObamaCare.
We’re just going to get mani-pedis and take a nap.
*quivers and swoons*
I KNOW, right?!?! Heaven. I’ll spring for some extra hand and foot massage, babe. Nothing’s too good for my little Desert Rose.
Aaaand… to make sure we have awesome nap…*pours a couple shots on the nightstand*
This is gonna be the best hetero-same-sex-honeymoon ever.
You stay the fuck over there, and I will stay the fuck over here, and we’re going to be the best couple ever.
>>>You stay the fuck over there, and I will stay the fuck over here, and we’re going to be the best couple ever.
Boooooooooooring
*places oversized body pillow as a divider in the middle of the bed*
*lays out hers and hers matching sleep sweat outfits*
Awwww yeeeeaaaahhhh
It’s not about you, motherfucker.
>>>See how he’s enjoying that ObamaCare.
He said healthcare costs are going to ruin this country. I told him Obamacare does nothing to reduce that and in fact has increased the cost.
He replies “but at least he did something to address the situation.”
How do you argue with that level of stupid?
hers and hers matching sleep sweat outfits
bwaaa haha ha…! Shit. I’m getting relaxed just thinking about this.
You need a new eye doc. What a maroon.
>>>You stay the fuck over there, and I will stay the fuck over here, and we’re going to be the best couple ever.
so, basically, gay marriage IS exactly like straight marriage.
So if somebody threw an anvil into a sinking life raft, .”…at least they did something”?
Good to know.
>>>He replies “but at least he did something to address the situation.”
How do you argue with that level of stupid?
The. Fuck.
Now I need to figure out wtf to do with a container 99% full of cream.
Your mom would know.
I would tell you guys about the level of critical thought I am encountering among college students but I don’t want to depress you.
>>>>You need a new eye doc. What a maroon.
He was all about “taking care of the poor.”
I said “How about we make them work for their bennies? Yannow, work as janitors in the schools, sweep the streets.” (Knowing full well that the SEIU would never allow that. Would take jobs from union workers.)
He agrees, and then goes on to say “you don’t show up, you get cut off.”
I say “so you are okay with letting poor people starve?”
That confused him.
Logic. How the fuck does it work?
This whole “health care costs are going to ruin this country” bullshit (well, it was bullshit until Obamacare) made a great mantra, but it has about as much truth to it as “ring around the rosie.” The only reason it was THE BIGGEST DANGER TO OUR COUNTRY EVAR was because lefties needed a convenient vehicle to advance their collectivist vision. Never, ever was it about cost.
Goodnight, shmoopkins.
*puts on big lumpy-comfy sweatsuit and goes to bed*
Like magnets.
>>>So if somebody threw an anvil into a sinking life raft, .”…at least they did something”?
See, that’s why Obama is so smart. Every previous President has wanted to nationalize healthcare but only Obama was smart enough to get it done.
*puts on big lumpy-comfy sweatsuit and goes to bed*
I was a union worker back in the 80s. I was 18 making $45k a year on second shift working in a public school. I had more cocaine- and psychedelic-fueled benders than I can count because of that money. AND, the union (Michigan Education Association) kept getting me huge yearly raises – for sweeping floors. I went from making $5/hr in doing the same job in a Catholic school to basically shitting money with bullet-proof job protection. I bitched at my union steward and told him to quit demanding more money from the district during negotiations, that I was overpaid for what I did. I nearly got my ass kicked several times over for that noise. That whole experience disgusted me. The union mentality is so foreign to me – I was there about four years, and I never got used to it. I finally left because I just couldn’t take it any more. (I had to quit doing coke then, too, because that shit costs money. It also made me an asshole, but I prolly coulda dealt with that if the money was still rolling in. Chemistry just made being an asshole easier on me. I have no excuse for my behavior these days.)
I wouldn’t mind making a union wage for a little while.
Yeah, but then you’d have to be union.
*spit*
Exactly.
*spits with ya*
Unless your name is Cranky, quit linking atomic bombs.
That was his schtick.
What are you talking about, Xbrad?
I’d rather steal than be union.
Not kidding in the slightest.
Our fam business was a union shop back in the day. For many years my grandfather was lead negotiator for the PDCA (Painting and Decorating Contractors Association. Management’s version of a union.) here in town.
Bricks through windows, sugar/sand in gas tanks, threats against my grandmother and my father. The police actually suggested my grandmother carry a revolver.
My grandmother and father left town and stayed with out of state family once for two weeks. Another time they were packed and ready to go.
FUCK. UNIONS.
Scott, who is the recipient of this package?
When I lived in Detroit, I used to drink at a Chrysler bar with a bunch of union dicks. One of them was a conservative, and he HATED the fucking union. He was a big guy – bigger than I, and neither one of us minded a good fight, so we’d sit and bitch loud about the bullshit union. We got a lot of mouth and stinkeye, but nobody ever wanted to take the both of us on, and the bar owner was sympathetic to us, tho he wouldn’t say it to his clientele. So, we got to badmouth the unions to a bunch of union dicks without any consequences except a free beer here and there and some negligible flak that was easy to dodge. That was some fun. 🙂
Holy crap, Brent; that’s awful.
brent, I’m with you 100%. I’ve done a few things in my life I’m not proud of, and I’m less proud of being a union member than I am of being a coke addict – and I’m pretty fucking ashamed of the whole coke thing.
The hatred I have for unions is strong and deep.
We all do stupid shit, Jazz. We all do shit we wish we could change.
Shit happens. We learn. We get stronger. We move on.
Don’t be ashamed. Be proud you beat it.
Since I ditched cable and started watching everything on Netflix, I watch a LOT of British shows. I like them a lot better than American fare, too. Stories are better. Characters are much more diverse and better developed. The catalog is so deep, too. Netflix is a huge win.
I saw the one and only TXJEW here earlier and hope he stops back by.
TJ axed me about Red Nutt’s son a night or two back and I couldn’t answer cause I was on my phone and typing shit on my phone is not a strong point.
Before I go on: If any of you motherfuckers cut and paste this shit, then you’re dead to me. DEAD!!!!
TJ: Here’s the scoop on sharing your story with Red Nutt’s son. His name is Lawrence Jr. but he goes by Layne so I’m gonna call him Layne. That’s how I know him. BTW, his wife is a double nutted stud of a woman as well.
I was over to his house for cocktails about 3 wks ago and I tell him, “You ain’t gonna believe this shit but I ran into a guy on the internet who knew your dad.”
So I tell him how I ain’t got hobbies like most men my age so for cheap entertainment I hang out on right wing websites on the internet and criticize the president and other faggot democrats at will. He tells me that his dad would fit right in that scene if he were still alive. I tell him about how I ran into this guy on one of my sites who has some production in SD and when I ask him about what they use for building pads and roads up there he brings up the doctor of calicheology, Mr. Red Nutt. I tell him that evidently this guy I “know” from the internet used to drill in Winkler Co back in the 80’s and hired his dad for dirt construction. Layne’s a little skeptical until I tell him the part about spitting into a Wall St Journal. At that point he says, “This Dude is for real. There’s no way anyone could claim to know my dad and not know that. He never spit anywhere indoors except into a newspaper and then folded it over.” He was pretty fucking excited.
Cranky, God bless him.
I met Jazz in a bar — he was stone cold sober.
And, a good guy.
Don’t be ashamed. Be proud you beat it.
I’m not sure I’m ready to go there, but experience makes us who we are. It’s just a part of my make-up these days. But, I guarantee, when some people are talking, I’m thinking about some fucked up crazy stories behind my business-like, fake-enraptured façade, and those stories occurred while I was misbehaving severely.
My Grandfather was in a union in Scotland around the turn of the last century
>> It really does, Dave. We’re just going to get mani-pedis and take a nap.
That’s sweet.
Hey, mesa!!! That was a fun night, my friend. I had a great time. I’m grinning from ear to ear right now. I’m still stone-cold sober, too.
he had stories and about ho stupid they were. Even as a union man praising them and voting democrat.
I got punched pretty hard in the face tonight. I had to step up my game.
Heres my experience with unions:
Graduated from HS in ’78 and needed a summer job to pay for college the next year. The local Armour beef packing plant was hiring temp help so that they could let full time dudes off in the summer for vacations. A girl I went to Sunday School (SYWM) had a daddy who ran the joint so I had an in. Applied, got hired.
It’s union so the wage is $9.12 an hour with time and a half after 8 hours per day. No waiting on 40+ per week bullshit. For all you young pups, $9 per hour in 78 is equivlent to about $30 per hour today. I’m young, healthy, strong, mannerly, heterosexual, and lots of other good shit so I get hired to hang around for lots of double shifts.
Long story short, I make $4400 in 10 weeks of work and then go off to college.
The next summer I hire on at the same plant but the contract is coming up for re-negotiation. Lots of strife and shit. All Armour wants is for them to take a 2 yr wage freeze and they’ll renegotiate 2 years later. Union rejects the deal and they close the whole plant down on July 1. So I have to go to the next town over and hire on at an MXLBP packing plant for a little over $6 per hour. All Armour wanted was a level playing field with MXLBP and IBP and the union said fuck you.
There’s never been a single beef run through that plant since. Going on 35 years. They killed it deader than xbrad can kill a BBF thread.
I bought this disk today. I think they are from Rosie’s hood. The chick has pipes and the dude plays a Gibson looks like ES 335 and looks like upside down.
It was a fun night, I was definitely not sober. But, I was out of town….
I saw the one and only TXJEW here earlier and hope he stops back by.
Another mini meat up? Cool.
How’s it hanging, Mesa!
Bedtime.
Really glad there’s a mesa sighting. Stop back more often! You can even be un-sober iffin’ you want.
I don’t think anyone’s ever met me sober in a bar.
Me and TX Jew live about 4 hours from each other. But unfortunately we live in two different countries.
BTW Cyn, my sis and bil are moving to Glendale this summer. I might have a reason to visit AZ occasionally.
http://imgur.com/gallery/jvucy
PG
My neighbor hates the Pilots Union. (I don’t know the exact name of the union, he is the hater not me) He retired from Eastern Airlines in the 70’s. The unions refused to negotiate. Eastern went bankrupt. He went back to work at 69 years old starting from scratch. He damns all unions automatically with every breath.
I don’t think anyone’s ever met me sober in a bar.
A wise man I knew a lifetime ago once said, “If you’re only gonna drink a beer, why bother?”
PG – Glendale is a good part of town. Summer is the worst time of year to move here. Save September on your calendar and you can do a doubleheader: meat-up with us and visit them.
I know this for a fact, vmax: In July of 79 there was a bunch of fuckers who only knew how to disassemble cows for $9.12 an hour who were looking for other work at $4.00 an hour and coming up empty.
How many hours are you from Heaven Hell or Houston, PG?
I am on the west side over an hour away from the east side. Mesa is almost 2 hours away.
I hired on as a scab at American Seating when I was in college. My grandfather was an engineer that had retired from there so I had an in. I got followed most of the way home every day and threatened — just kept driving until they got bored.
I worked in the warehouse and most of the equipment (we had little tractors because the warehouse was so big) was in a constant state of near breakdown because the union guys enjoyed their down time. We fixed those puppies up and had them running great in about a week.
They also implemented a new computerized inventory scanning system while we were there that the union wouldn’t go along with.
I was making so much money at half the union rate that I took a term off and put money in the bank.
When the strike ended, I was offered a supervisor job by the company — “so, I’m going to have to deal with the union guys all day and have to join the union?”
Noped right out of there.
And — hey Vmax, hey Cyn!
PG
I graduated from High School n 79. The Marines were paying $79 a month for E1. I might miss remember but it was no more than $99 a month. I was making $130 a week. I was patriotic, but not that patriotic.
vmax, the closest mile marker on I10 from my house is #285. Check that against the closesest mile marker on I10 from your house and do the math.
I’m at the very least, 9 hours from Hzilla.
Howdy Mesa!!!!111ty
mile marker #285 takes an hour to get to.
PG, how are the lights in Marfa?
I will look PG
mesa, I’m sure they’re still twinkling.
Haven’t bothered to look since the last century.
I’m a couple of hours north of the marfadytes. Up near NM.
Okay – i was going to bed, but I got sidetracked by this IA senate ad:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“I’m gonna use my Glock to blow your ball off”
>>Bricks through windows, sugar/sand in gas tanks, threats against my grandmother and my father.
Dad: non-union mine where the men took home more pay than the union mines. (Didn’t have dues taken out of their checks.) Same sort of crap. Thugs followed him home aiming a rifle out their window. etc.
They picketed the mine every time the union was on strike at their own mines. They knew his truck and would block his access to his own mine. He would just slow down to a crawl and let whatever happened happen.
Oh, and Dad’s mines never had a strike. Not one.
Apologies to H2ers who have already heard this.
**casually waves to Mesa**
Hola Mesa.
“I don’t think anyone’s ever met me sober in a bar.”
You were sober when you showed up.
I’m at Marker 13
Way the fuck out here
PG I presume that’s McCamey
2 of my Dad’s brothers in Ohio were Union guys. Visits to the WH with D-rat Presidents level union guys. My Dad was a VN Vet. He H8D Jean Francois Kerry with a H8 usually reserved for Hanoi Jane, but deeper since she was a civilian. My Dad was watching FOX during the 2004 campaign and saw his brothers on a stage with JFK in Columbus. My Dad refused to speak with his brothers after that. Really sad. By the time I convinced him to call his oldest brother, my Uncle had passed the day before. He managed to speak to my other Uncle after that, but it wasn’t the same. No $20.
Stupid Sucralose allergy. I guess I can’t have the sparkling ice with vodka that Cyn talked about.
Lippy
Were these PA coal mines?
Vmax
I just got back from Houston
I was at the AAPG convention at the Convention Center downtown
TJ, yes.
You were sober when you showed up.
I’d had a couple at home first. It’s not like I could face you without a shot of courage.
ahhhhh, ok then.
That was pretty harsh of your dad, Oso.
SNAP/EBT eligible items need a rcpt now, or they can only be exchanged for equal/or greater SNAP item. Had a woman totally losing it with me today. Once I explained about the SNAP situation she was cool. Then, she got pissed that they can use SNAP at the Club. COSTCO started taking SNAP first, so Sam’s responded. NM COSTCO doesn’t take SNAP, and have said they never will. Rayciss.
Lippy, I know. He just really felt that his brothers should’ve supported his opinion of JFK. It was really sad. Politics can divide families. My Dad nearly got tossed from the home he was in for “Fighting”. Mixed it up with the hippie kid of another resident, and slapped another guy in a wheelchair who was badmouthing the troops in Iraq.
Feisty!
Yes, he was. I would make fun of him with “Cripple Fight” from South Park. When I got the call about him hitting a resident, I called and asked him about “Punching” another resident, he didn’t “punch” him, he slapped him. You don’t punch bitches.
hahahaha!
My Dad was a character.
Undoubtedly.
Goodnight – gotta get to sleep at a somewhat decent hour.
G’night, Lippy!
You try and join the scene but you’re too obscene
You’re lookin’ like a big, fat, pink, baked bean
Lookin’ like a dirty lavatory
There ain’t no derp for your chastity
Crazy Canucks
http://www.eauderableseva.com/en/product.php
http://oviva.ca/en/produit/
Time to fix an ankle and a pinky finger.
(not my film but close)
Stockton.
http://www.ebony.com/wellness-empowerment/when-doctors-slam-the-doors-on-the-newly-insured-304
Found the article George Orwell mentioned yesterday. Why should the doctors accept them? It’s not like the unicorns will sweep in to pay the staff, the rent, and the malpractice premiums.
Ha! Medicaid is NOT ACA insurance, sorry!
But, but, but Obama was going to pay her rent and pay for her gas, and she was going to be taken care of because she voted for him.
Obama was going to pay her rent and pay for her gas, and she was going to be taken care of because she voted for him
Hallelujah! BLACK Gee Zus is the savior of our world!
I’m caught up now, but it’s time to shave and shower and then go drive to the train and then go to the crapitol.
. “Scoliosis, disk degeneration, da, da, da, and, because my breasts are so large, I get a lot of strain on my upper back.” Entirely believable.
One of my coworker’s husbands is on SSDI for “back” issues. He does all sorts of stuff. Cuts their lawn. They go to amusement parks a lot (that’s their thing for min-vacations). A couple of weeks back, she got a flat tire and he changed it for her.
But … back issues? Can’t work?
These things don’t make sense to me.
wakey wakey
*wonders why I wasn’t invited to the Cyn/Lauraw heterosexual same-sex marriage
Cute kids.
http://sports.yahoo.com/photos/2014-masters-golfers-children-work-as-adorable-caddies-1397067700-slideshow/
http://msn.foxsports.com/southwest/story/did-aggies-mess-with-texas-state-flower-on-longhorns-campus-040914
Heh.
Maroon bluebonnets at the State Capitol?
TiFW and I are definitely going to battle about this…
In the oil and gas drilling world, if you ever filed for disability due to an injury, you are blackballed forever
We don’t fuck around
Cute kids.
Thanks Roamie, that was great.
*wonders why I wasn’t invited to the Cyn/Lauraw heterosexual same-sex marriage
They probably thought you already had a deal with Mrs. Cuffy.
Aaaand, that good mood is gone.
I’m off the news for the day. Reading “Attorney” General Holder’s comments from HQ’s headlines thread makes me want to fucking puke.
I hate to ask a question then run away, but work calls and I know someone here probably knows the answer.
Co-worker of mine is married to a Vietnam veteran. He says he’s suffering from PTSD. I do not wish to belittle the effects of PTSD whatsoever, I know it is serious. She got yelled at for leaving bell pepper out of the meatloaf for dinner, to the point that their son stepped in to defend her and was ready to throw his father out of the house. Is PTSD that long-lasting an effect? It’s been 40 years since this guy was in battle. Or is this guy just being an asshole and using the diagnosis as an excuse for his behavior and bad temper? That seems like a pretty trivial thing to blow up over.
*wonders why I wasn’t invited to the Cyn/Lauraw heterosexual same-sex marriage
Polygamy, duh!
Next thing you know, cats and dogs, living together!
They probably thought you already had a deal with Mrs. Cuffy.
Huh. But I have to face facts. No sign or sight of Mrs Cuffy in how long?
I have to accept the reality of the situation.
She got yelled at for leaving bell pepper out of the meatloaf for dinner,
Sounds like dumbass shit my parents get into fights over.
nice link, Car in!
Roamy, I think at a certain point you have to take ownership of your behavior. He’s being an asshole.
From an email:
leon! *shakes fist
I dunno Roamie. Seems like bell pepper could be a triggering device for all the other shit he’s unhappy about.
RFH, the brain disease that results from post traumatic stress can be a lifelong affliction if not treated. It can be accompanied by other debilitators (often substance abuse).
No way to know if this guy is just a dick or actually has it but if he thinks he does you could encourage your co-worker to ask him to seek treatment. That’d uncover any other issues.
Anyone who says he suffers from a brain disease and doesn’t want help is displaying addiction.
Morning children.
New post.
Topics:
Why today’s men are pussies.
Gardening.
Working out.
Recipes.
Me.
PSTD is mostly bullshit after all this time
My dad was a combat vet, along with all my uncles. My dad had a Purple Heart, like two of my uncles
They all got back after WWII and got right back to their lives without a hitch
Being from the Great Depression and with little to no education, they didn’t have time to fuck around
Anyone who says he suffers from a brain disease and doesn’t want help is displaying addiction.
This!
Mental illness carries a big social stigma and is frequently dismissed as being the product of a lack of desire to be mentally “right” or as being the product out-and-out fakery. DiT is right in that left untreated, PTSD can have lifelong lasting effects. There’s no guarantee, though, that even with treatment, the PTSD patient can be returned to fully “normal” behavior. People who suffer PTSD generally realize they have problems and desperately want to be “normal,” and their aversion to therapy isn’t necessarily an addiction, but more denial of a mental illness and an attitude that if they can just gut out their episodes, they can bring themselves back to baseline healthy operation. After years of that cycle of symptoms and denial, the paradigm becomes the sufferers’ new normal and gets accepted as “just the way things are.”