We’d just been thinking that we hadn’t seen much of Abrella lately, when we heard they’d be starring in a brand new Alfred Lambremont Webre video.
Oh bliss, oh joy. You cannot even begin to imagine our delight.
As we generally do, we drew straws—short straw has to watch the bloody thing and report back to HQ.
The poor sod wept bitter tears, but fair’s fair, so the video was watched, notes were taken, and the results heaved through our window wrapped around a brick, along with a note informing us that Agent Z was putting in for early retirement. Odd how that happens.
Anyhoo…here’s what we received:
Not that I’m bitter, but here’s the title of this dog’s breakfast you’ve stuck me with: Pedophile network includes 2016 Trump, Clintons, CIA, Popes, Monarchs – Cannabinoids solution.
But don’t feel guilty.
Okay, so this is a 5-person panel: Alfred, who always looks like his piles are acting up, and sounds like his balls haven’t dropped yet; some youngish Spanish fellow; a busty woman from Australia who looks like she applies her makeup with a trowel each morning; a geezer with a goatee from the States; and of course Abe Christie and Ella Draper. Except Ella’s invisible at the moment.
Whatever, Abe’s there, looking even tinier than usual. Maybe it’s the NHS-issue glasses? Not a good look for him. Hey, what’s he doing in someone’s dining room?
Do I really have to do this? Hey, I just looked at the time-stamp. This thing is 4 hours and 46 minutes long! Why do you all hate me so?
Okay, so Abe has 5 minutes to give his spiel. I hear Ella’s voice, but she’s not on-screen. WTF? How are they doing this? Is she in another room?
Blah blah blah, Tavistock, blah blah, usual paranoid ramblings, satanic ritual abuse, you know the drill.
Now Abe is jumping around like he’s got a live crab caught in his pants. For God’s sake, little man, sit still!
Oh, and here he’s trying to sneak a look down the front of Oz Woman’s dress…”Maybe if I twist my head just so…she’ll never notice…hmm…wonder if I could get Ella to have a boob job?”
Oh, now it looks like he’s muted his Skype and decided to kill some time taking phone calls:
Okay, so he’s called a few of his business associates, checked out his Facebook…now he’s just staring off blankly, still muted. Doesn’t he look utterly fascinated by what his fellow panelists have to say? I know I was.
“Ooh, blimey, another phone call! Sorry, all, gotta take this. Very important”.
“What do you mean, world cannabis commodities markets are flattening? This is not cool, bruh”.
Aaaaaaand now he’s left the screen completely. Is he even allowed to do that? Why isn’t this Alfred feller calling him on it? Spanish dude is all, like, ‘foolish English muppet’, and Oz Lady doesn’t look pleased. American guy is meditating on his gun collection.
Oh, oh, Abe’s back…and would you look at that? Now he’s got two phones! One for talking into, one for taking selfies.
Looks like it’s finally Abe’s turn to talk. He gives his usual scintillating oration, but how come his eyes are moving from side to side the whole time? Abe, are you actually reading a script on the screen there? That’s totally cheating, you know.
He’s off on his usual spiel, all about the rites of sodomy and stimulating nerve endings at the base of the spine—I think he gets off on that one, he has to say it twice. And here we go with the ‘manually manipulating the pineal gland’ thing. Here’s a question: does he actually even know where the freaking pineal gland is? Because I’d be willing to bet he doesn’t.
Do you know where it is? Because I do. It’s inside the brain, Abe. Inside the brain. Deep inside. You cannot possibly manually manipulate it. I think you’re mistaking ‘pineal gland’ for ‘big toe’ or ‘earlobe’ or something. You know. Things on the outside of the body which you can manipulate. So just shut up about the pineal gland now, okay?
Now Ella comes on, but she can’t seem to string a full sentence together. Abe keeps correcting her, trying to get her to stick to the party line, but it’s like she’s on another planet (little inter-galactic joke there…oh, never mind).
Oh, whoops, looks like little Aby’s forgotten his lines. Look at the screen, idiot! Look at the screen!
Hey, you know what? Life’s too short to spend it watching these bozos. I’m outta here, and I’m taking the office supply of Jammy Dodgers with me, so there. So long, suckas!
And that, as they say, was the end of that.
Another good field correspondent bites the dust, and now we’re all out of Jammy Dodgers.
Looks like it’ll be a very glum Monday at Hoaxtead Research HQ…but what the hey, at least we’re caught up on the latest Abrella film masterpiece.
I note the weed is in full flow in the Abraham Christie household, I think Ella Draper might be permanently drugged up. Nearly five hours, do those people have anything better to do than talking bollocks, that was nearly 25 hours of time between them that they could have been doing saving the planet. My condolences to agent Z.
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Didn’t Ella sound even more disconnected and spaced-out than usual? A new low, even for her.
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I watched 2.42 approx, both Ella Draper and Abraham Christie seem unable to either to concentrate or string words together. Hampstead becomes Hempstead to them, and anything with ham they claim to have something to do with hemp seeds. They think weed will break the mind control programmes of the NWO. They want to free the Hampstead Two and all the children of the world … Translation = they want to drug all the children and make a lot of money out of their weed.
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It’s all down to the old journalistic mantra: “Follow the money”.
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LOL! Great write up of this embarrassing tragicomedy, EC: Ella and Abe’s attempts to stay in the limelight.
Ella: um er mmm throatclear er um bollocks mmm throatclear er um fantasy um er mmm throatclear er um bollocks mmm throatclear er um fantasyum er mmm throatclear er um bollocks mmm throatclear er um fantasyum er mmm throatclear er um bollocks mmm throatclear er um fantasyum er mmm throatclear er um bollocks mmm throatclear er um fantasyum er mmm throatclear er um bollocks mmm throatclear er um fantasyum er mmm throatclear er um bollocks mmm throatclear er um fantasyum er mmm throatclear er um bollocks mmm throatclear er um fantasyum er mmm throatclear er um bollocks mmm throatclear er um fantasyum er mmm throatclear er um bollocks mmm throatclear er um fantasyum er mmm throatclear er um bollocks mmm throatclear er um fantasyum er mmm throatclear er um bollocks mmm throatclear er um fantasyum er mmm throatclear er um bollocks mmm throatclear er um fantasy….
Abe: Well done, Ella, bollocks, fantasy, reads screen, makes calls, types msgs, checks out Eilish’s rather puffed up large breasts.
Ella and Abe don’t seem to be together any more….is this how they have been doing their interviews all along? Via extra phones? They can’t even stand being in one room at the same time?
…But they have to earn a crust to survive on the run, tickets to the bollocks nutrition event have to be sold.
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Abe looked like he was in his mum’s dining room, and who knows where Ella was?
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Ah, so that was Eilish! As in Eilish de Avalon? I remember her from that ‘Sooper Seekrit Facebook Group’. A harbinger of wisdom if ever there was one:
https://hoaxteadresearch.wordpress.com/2016/03/06/bronny-spills-beans-on-sooper-seekrit-facebook-group/#comment-22279
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Yes, that’s the one, the lady with the huge…tracts of land.
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That’s also the one who doesn’t understand that a report of a missing child does not mean that child has been abducted or come to any harm. Most parents would call the police pretty quickly if they didn’t know where there child was. Say, if they go to the corner shop and then decide to go to the park without telling the person looking after them. It is better to be safe than sorry. Lots of children also go missing repeatedly, and get found, repeatedly.
There aren’t a million missing US children at all either. It’s scaremongering by certain groups who want the baby eating thing to sound plausible.
At least in the UK, how many missing young children are there really? Those younger than teens who can’t get away with hopping on the train somewhere without being asked questions?
I’ve never met a police officer yet who wouldn’t care about a missing child at risk of something horrible, even if that’s just being trapped somewhere.
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jul/27/missing-barnsley-boy-police-find-body-conley-thompson
“It is understood that about 50 police officers were deployed in the search overnight, while local residents reported seeing a helicopter joining the search.”
The lowlifes who suggest otherwise are fools.
That poor family. Building sites are dangerous places but tempting to curious youngsters.
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Very much so, Tracey. In fact, as a youngster I remember playing in dangerous places like building sites and old, abandoned barns for hours at a time. Really a terrible idea, but places like that are magnets for young kids.
As for the missing persons data, the scaremongers use only the rawest-of-the-raw: the actual reports to police. They don’t count the fact that in the UK, 89% of all those reported missing are located within 48 hours, while fully 97% of all missing persons cases are successfully resolved, with no harm having come to the individual: http://www.missingpersons.police.uk/en/resources/missing-persons-data-analysis-2012-13
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She’s also peddling stuff by someone who has a background of putting unsubstantiated scurrilous stuff on the Internet, a Dr Reina Michaelson.
http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/cases/vic/VCAT/2007/1484.html
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Well, I’m shocked, I tell you. Shocked and appalled.
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And she seriously injured a police officer in what looks like a traffic stop.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/witch-eilish-de-avalon-drags-cop-200m-at-high-speed-after-claiming-earth-laws-dont-apply/story-e6frf7kx-1225897391236
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That’s…actually quite horrifying.
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“Being from another planet “? Dangerous lunatic!
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Woah! Epic find, EW! Wow! I am stunned!
Me – lost for words! 😮
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I recall who she is now- one of Oz’s local Freeman Of The Land Common Law Loonies. We don’t have many so they stand out but even so, police have sensibly labelled them a threat and the courts are being taught how to deal with them ie: boot them out asap.
# nasty pieces of work Freeman – now targeting indigenous Aussie and attempting to take advantage of their legal inexperience.
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Oh, just like Kevin Annett with the First Nations in Canada. Seems to be a pattern, doesn’t it?
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Try this one for size:
“As she was being led to the cells, Eilish De’Avalon told Judge Geoff Chettle: ‘I decline your offer, your Honour.'”
“A psychiatrist told the court today that De’Avalon had expressed remorse and offered Sen-Constable Logan ‘spiritual healing and a massage’, which he refused.”
http://www.news.com.au/national/self-styled-witch-jailed-for-dragging-traffic-cop-by-arm-in-her-car/story-e6frfkvr-1226080796290
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SO MUCH CRAZY….
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Great write up Abrella Watch on how hard it is to listen to Ella talk. She’s so damn annoying.
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Their obsession with baby eating pedos is very weird. This bizarre belief that the entire world is run by baby eaters who are either devil worshippers or being blackmailed by someone even more powerful because of their baby eating.
I’d like to round them all up and put them on an island so they can drive each other mad expounding their theories.
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I say send all the promoters of Satanic hoaxes to Devil Island.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil's_Island
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4 hours and 46 minutes long? Don’t they know that after 30 seconds people stop watching?
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Yes, Agent Z is up for a heroism medal. In absentia, of course.
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I am unable to find anything for Sabine McNeill in the court listings. I wonder if this court hearing won’t happen now and will happen 8th April 2016 with Neelu Berry.
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Yes, I think that’s what’s happening.
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Aw, you have to feel sorry for poor Abrella, forced to leave the country and now ousted from their own hoax.
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LOL! Isn’t there some saying about swimming with sharks and sleeping with the fishies?
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For more on Eilish De Avalon Google her name along with phoney Navy Seal Bill Brockbrader who was convicted for abusing his wife’s 11 year old sister.
De Avalon trying to claim it’s all a plot but ignores the Youtube court recordings where Brockbrader admits his crimes. Weird people.
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Weird doesn’t even start to come close!
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This idea: “I’m not from this world”, is a very old one. In the mid 1980’s in my community, there was a small community of self-labelled Star People. They were all women, and all very large persons – which would be neither here nor there except that they were ALL very large persons, which led others to wonder if that might be some kind of clue as to “wtf was wrong with them”. These ladies would hang out and hold meetings at the local New Age shops, where they would discuss having recovered memories of their having been born & raised on other worlds, and that they had been deposited on Earth in human form and with the memory of their true origins “masked”. They claimed that memories of their origin were blocked until it came time for them to fulfill their mission on Earth, which was naturally “to save all of humanity” – specifically from imminent threat of annihilation from nuclear weapons and power stations. Having been cosmically activated to save us, their origin memories returned they claimed.
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Oh dear…there’s something unutterably sad about that story.
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