The ugly, wicked Queen would look into the Mirror and ask “Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?”
The Mirror would always respond with, “You are the most beautiful person on the planet, you gorgeous thing. When you look into the Mirror I reflect sunshine and rose petals, and hear the soft cooing of turtle doves.”
“Quite frankly,” responded the Queen as always, “I’m not surprised.”
When the ugly, wicked Queen’s daughter, a real beautiful Princess, looked into the Mirror and asked the same question, the Mirror always responded the same: “Are you trying to crack me up, you ugly, lying, dog-faced pony soldier?”
When the ugly, wicked Queen died, which she eventually did, she took with her the knowledge that she was the most beautiful person in the world. Thank goodness she had purchased that Mirror from a second hand store when there was a sale on. It had brought much Truth and Honesty to her life.
What the ugly, wicked Queen never knew was that the Mirror had learnt its tricks off its first owner: a politician.
Weave a Web 
Now, there is a true story, if I have ever read one.
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I’m glad Yvonne that you’re starting to realize that all of these stories are true.
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It took me a while, but I got there, BA.
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The mirror might not make a half bad politician itself.
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The mirror would make a good politician – on reflection.
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Was it Kamala Harris?
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C’mon Max – have a few feelings for the mirror.
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Ok…I see your point
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Smart mirror!
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😂😂😂
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Superb!
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Thank you!
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Not only had the mirror learnt it’s devious tricks from the politician, it had turned out to be so much better than its previous owner in cruelty. How could it insult the beautiful daughter with the worst and most belittling lies without any bother? Perhaps the conclusion implies that it flipped its response inside out for the new master, although why would the daughter retain the wicked thing in the castle any more is a huge question one would like to ponder upon.
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A political mirror – just another sack of lying sh–!
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LOL! The wisdom of age is giving you insight!
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Age, that’s it! I got LOTS of that.
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On fire Bruce. I’ve just sent audios translated in Spanish of these last 2 to the kids. Marvellous.
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Thank you Matthew!
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Ha!
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!!
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