There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a
nude woman.
They had been
facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a
single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, ‘As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.’
He looks at her, she looks at him,
and they go running behind the
shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath
and laughing.
The angel tells them, ‘Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?’
He asks her ‘Shall we?’
She eagerly replies, ‘Oh, yes, let’s! But let’s change positions. This time, I ‘ll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.’
AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???
Hello my lovely, welcome to your new home!!!
Sxx
Thanks, SB! xxx
Hi, and welcome to your new blog. It looks great; and I see you’ve changed from Blogspot to WordPress – just like I did a couple of years ago.
PS I’ve heard this joke before but it’s worth retelling!
Welcome amongst us WordPressers 🙂 This new blog of yours looks good!
LOL, LOL….Well, you KNOW what I was thinking…..But this is a lot funnier…..! Hope you will be very happy in your NEW Blog Home….
And in case you want to email me:
myrtillo1984 AT yahoo DOT com
Thanks, Naomi! I hope you are keeping well! xxx
Hello new blog!
Funny post. Loved it. Why was blogger giving you grief? I think that it’s established bloggers who seem to use WordPress. Nice layout! 😃 xx
Sally, I changed phones and for some reason my g-mail address was changed and blogger wouldn’t accept the new one! 😦