Another stabbing in Kiryat Gat just now. An Arab walks up to a soldier, takes his gun and stabs the soldier. The attempted murderer gets shot down by police. This time I won’t have to pay for his medical bills.

You know what all these shootings prove? We need more gun control. And knife control. It should be illegal for people to just go up to a soldier and steal his gun. We need a law against that. Call the politicians. It should be worded very very very very firmly, so as to discourage this kind of behavior.

If nobody had guns, then the Arab wouldn’t try to steal one, would he?

I’m a genius. Somebody call the Knesset and tell them to pass a few laws.

(I’m joking. What would actually happen is the Arabs would ignore the new very very very very firmly worded laws, get guns, and shoot the unarmed Jews.)