On every website, you’ll find what’s known as trolls. These are retards who enjoy nothing more than ruining a good thing for everyone else. On most sites, they are a mere nuisance and thankfully in the minority. But on 4chan, the trolls rule. What do they rule? Nothing really. It’s pathetic.
4chan was started as a joke by some guy calling himself “moot.” He came from a website called “Something Awful” and his goal was to create Something Awfuller. And moot succeeded. 4chan is just about the worst site on the internet.
4chan is populated by unruly children, the retarded (known as /b/tards), pedophiles, child pornographers, anarchists and the utterly unemployable. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. So you must be cautious.
4chan is a cheesy rip off of 2chan, also known as Futaba Channel, a message board that was mostly ignored since its clientele speak mostly obscure Asian languages that the rest of the world couldn’t care less about. 2chan was made famous among the seedy otaku culture when “Train Man” (densha otoko) attacked a young lady on a train and was egged on by others on the 2chan message board when he chronicled his disgusting exploits.
4chan is a site where the mentally ill congregate and share anime porn and child porn amongst themselves. They also pride themselves on making bomb threats, attacking other websites that dare to criticize their amoral activities, and just being generally stupid and obnoxious.
Fox News exposed the 4chan leader, “Anonymous” in a recent expose that showed just what kind of sick individuals populate this degenerate website. Take a look:
Shocking, isn’t it? From the kind of bile and nonsense that 4chan pond scum vomit out here on our comment threads, it is clear that they have no taste whatsoever, except perhaps for the taste of blood and excrement. They come here crapping out the same mysterious word over and over again “desu” or “nsep” and seem to enjoy such tasteless garbage as “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air” and Rick Astley, one of the gayest “musicians” ever conceived.
Much like an Islamic jihadi site, 4chan should be shut down. It is blocked in many countries who recognize that it is a terrorist front for idiocy. B4B has been targeted for attack by these repulsive creatures many times, especially when I dared to point out that Anime Encourages Murder and that the furry subculture is disgusting.
There can be no doubt, that 4chan is totally gay. The internet hate machine needs to have its plug pulled for the benefit of the world. I hope 2008 is the year that it finally happens. Several threats have been made against this very website and those threats have been reported to the FBI and Interpol. But still, Anonymous is out there. He may yet come for you.
As a result of writing this article, I may have to go into hiding like Salman Rushdie. Before that happens, let me state once more for the record: 4chan is totally gay. Thanks for reading.
Update: Thanks to the predictable 4chan morons proving my hypothesis. The comment thread demonstrates how stupid and gay these people really are. And strangely enough, they just can’t get enough of Rick Astley. Dance, meat puppets, dance! Fools!
Update 2: Since 4channers are notorious potty mouths and have no life other than their gay little porn site and have no jobs, they will probably be pasting Rick Astley and Fresh Prince lyrics here all night long. However, we at B4B actually have lives, so most of that junk will go into the moderation queue. So don’t get your sorry little gay feelings hurt if your comment isn’t deleted right away. We have other things to do, unlike you. Your comments will be laughed at in the order received, retards. Thanks again for helping prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that 4chan is totally gay.
— Psycheout
You finally did an article about 4chan. I was wondering when you’d get around to it. Thanks for the laughs, Psycheout. Good to know that you still don’t understand the purpose of a site like 4chan.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 1, 2008 @ 5:06 pm |
While I don’t really agree that 4chan is an extremely bad place; I will agree that it’s an extremely bad place.
Why… The only thing 4chan is good for is getting quick downloads of the hottest of adult manga.
Other than that… They are a collection of cowards who think they can get away with rape and murder. A bunch of miserable people whose main goal in life is to make everyone else miserable. Good companies and people who’re only trying to make an honest buck had suffered either directly or inadvertantly because of these uncontrollable bastards.
Wiping 4chan off the face of the good green Earth… Something even worse and less controllable would take its place. But I don’t believe that people should hide in the dark and fear for their lives when they make their opinions known.
I, liberal Democrat moonbat with a security badge, am glad to find that there are still human being strong enough to challenge the so-called “society of social outcasts.”
Comment by Tyrenol — January 1, 2008 @ 5:08 pm |
Fox. As “neutral pov” as always.
Now really, is that your next shot in this little vendetta.
Oh well, I´m out before the **** hits the fan.
Anonymous coming in in 5… 4… 3…
Comment by PG — January 1, 2008 @ 5:08 pm |
And Anonymous is not a he, it’s a we.
We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive.
We are void of human restraints, such as pity and mercy.
Those who perform reckless actions or wish to harm the Anonymous will be eliminated without hesitation.
Enemies of the Anonymous include anyone who is not an Anonymous.
Our enemies are to be eliminated swiftly and without incident.
Anonymous must work as one. No Anonymous knows everything.
Betrayal of Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted.
No man-made or natural occurrence can harm the Anonymous.
Under no circumstances are Anonymous human. We are above humans and mortality.
We are legion, for we are many.
Anonymous is everywhere at all times.
All have the potential to be Anonymous until they choose not to.
Anonymous has no weakness or flaw.
Laws of Nature and Man cannot restrain the Anonymous.
Anonymous is one. Feuding and argument amongst the Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted.
Anonymous is in control at all times.
Anonymous has no identity.
Anonymous cannot be contained by mere restraints.
Anonymous are all equal. No one is more or less important than Anonymous.
Humanity is the virus; Anonymous is the cure.
We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 1, 2008 @ 5:23 pm |
DESU!
DESU [x9000]
Comment by Anonymous — January 1, 2008 @ 5:33 pm |
[totally gay Rick Astley lyrics deleted.]
Comment by Rick Astley — January 1, 2008 @ 5:37 pm |
[totally gay Rick Astley lyrics deleted.]
Comment by Rick Astley — January 1, 2008 @ 5:37 pm |
[totally gay Rick Astley lyrics deleted.]
Comment by Rick Astley — January 1, 2008 @ 5:38 pm |
desu [x9000]
Comment by desu! — January 1, 2008 @ 5:39 pm |
your missing the bigger picture, this horrid site is nothing compared to ebaumsworld dot com. it has an secret subforum for paying members which includes boards on pedophilia, gambling and terrorism. this sub forum requires intracate knowledge of pearl, a complex programming tool. this subform isn’t known to many people and has about 80 hardcore members. if i were you i would pay the $69.99 and investgate. i know about this because i have seen a few sites in my time and i can tell. they use pictures with special watermarks to indicate a link to this sub forum. look carefully at all the watermarks. good luck in your investigation.
Comment by jim denson — January 1, 2008 @ 5:39 pm |
NEEDS MOAR DESU
Comment by Anonymous — January 1, 2008 @ 5:39 pm |
4chan is fun
your article suxx
Comment by moeri — January 1, 2008 @ 5:39 pm |
NEEDS MOAR NSEP
Comment by Anonymous — January 1, 2008 @ 5:40 pm |
oh god the anonymouse of 4chon has arrived. hope you used more than 6 proxies like that fellow in the video.
Comment by jim denson — January 1, 2008 @ 5:41 pm |
Thick [poo] mother [lover]…
Love the internet superhero.
Comment by John — January 1, 2008 @ 5:41 pm |
[totally gay Rick Astley lyrics deleted.]
Comment by Rick Astley — January 1, 2008 @ 5:41 pm |
Anyone who uses “GAY” as a put down must have either:
a) a lack of character, or
b) a lack of a vocabulary.
It’s kind of hard to take your argument seriously
when you use the word “gay” in your thesis. Hence,
this whole, entire [poo]-bucket of a point-and-proof
essay is a failure.
Eat [poopie], dickbutt.
You’re the reason why we can’t have nice things.
I dare you to prove me wrong.
[Ed Note: You’re totally gay.]
Comment by Ksenija — January 1, 2008 @ 5:41 pm |
LOLuMAD?
christfag
Comment by Anonymous — January 1, 2008 @ 5:42 pm |
Troll troll is troll.
Comment by Anonymous — January 1, 2008 @ 5:43 pm |
[totally gay Fresh Prince lyrics deleted.]
Comment by Will Smith — January 1, 2008 @ 5:46 pm |
DESU [x9000]
[Ed Note: Zzzzz. 4channers are totally gay and predictable.]
Comment by Gone — January 1, 2008 @ 5:46 pm |
You, as a Huckabee supporter, are obviously not intelligent enough to defend yourself against our epic lulz.
Comment by Anonymous — January 1, 2008 @ 5:47 pm |
[totally gay Fresh Prince lyrics deleted.]
Comment by Will Smith — January 1, 2008 @ 5:47 pm |
[totally gay Fresh Prince lyrics deleted yet again.]
[Ed Note: You people are morons, and totally gay ones at that.]
Comment by Will Smith — January 1, 2008 @ 5:48 pm |
I agree that 4chan is a retarded place where the scum of internet gathers. Why isn’t it just shut down or something? I mean if the government knows about it and stuff.
Comment by Arku — September 22, 2010 @ 8:24 am |
at least 3000 unique posters a day on one board only…where do you think they’ll go if they shut it down?
Comment by Anonymoous — September 25, 2010 @ 1:37 am
Fail blog is fail.
Comment by Anonymous — January 1, 2008 @ 5:48 pm |
[totally gay Stale Prince lyrics deleted.]
Comment by Will Smith — January 1, 2008 @ 5:48 pm |
BRACE FOR IMPACT
Comment by Stuntcock — January 1, 2008 @ 5:49 pm |
[totally gay Homo Prince lyrics deleted.]
Comment by Will Smith — January 1, 2008 @ 5:49 pm |
[totally gay Fresh Prince lyrics deleted.]
Comment by Will Smith — January 1, 2008 @ 5:51 pm |
Comment by DESU — January 1, 2008 @ 5:54 pm |
DESU [x9000]
Comment by DESU — January 1, 2008 @ 5:55 pm |
You really have no idea, at all. Do you.
The answer is “no”, by the way. No, you don’t. Have any idea.
Comment by AnonnyMoose — January 1, 2008 @ 5:56 pm |
CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL.
Comment by Shot Rag — January 1, 2008 @ 5:56 pm |
DESU [x9000]
Comment by DESU — January 1, 2008 @ 5:57 pm |
You obviously have no idea what 4chan is for.
Comment by Anonymous — January 1, 2008 @ 5:59 pm |
DESU [x9000]
[Ed Note: Perhaps you should try seppuku.]
Comment by DESU — January 1, 2008 @ 6:00 pm |
[insert meme spam like a newfag here]
Comment by E/b/aums — January 1, 2008 @ 6:01 pm |
I think you have mistaken the internet love machine of 4chan for the Child Porn Haven of Ebaumsworld.com
Comment by Eric Bauman — January 1, 2008 @ 6:02 pm |
i actually liked rick astley and went to his concerts “never gonna give you up never gonna let you down” good times. but on the otherhand i have visited this site and it seems like a satire site like prez hilton.com, thought you would be smarted than the 18 year olds running it.
Comment by james smisthonian — January 1, 2008 @ 6:04 pm |
I have a feeling that this might actually just be an experiment on attracting flames.
It might also just be gay.
Also, how come words like [censored] and [censored] and queef get censored, but gay used in a derogatory way doesn’t? I find that offensive and hypocritical. You’re no better than the people you mock and criticise, sir.
[Ed Note: Thanks, ma’am.]
Comment by The Fresh Prince — January 1, 2008 @ 6:05 pm |
EBAUMS WORLD ATTACK WE WILL DESTROY THIS ABORTION LOVING LIBERAL!!
he can delete all the comments he wants we will use brute force!!!!
Comment by ebaums world united — January 1, 2008 @ 6:06 pm |
SO RONERY
Comment by SOron asdf — January 1, 2008 @ 6:08 pm |
So… in all seriousness is this article satire?
Comment by Steroids — January 1, 2008 @ 6:14 pm |
go eat a pile of dick OP you doubblenigger
Comment by ebaums world united — January 1, 2008 @ 6:16 pm |
All these anonymii talking about how “you have no idea…”
How about enlightening the masses you find unintelligent by telling us what we don’t know about 4chan.
Comment by Tyrenol — January 1, 2008 @ 6:16 pm |
CRAB BATTLE
Comment by ANONYMOUS — January 1, 2008 @ 6:17 pm |
DESU [x9000]
[Ed Note: Zzzzz. You’re boring us to death, btards.]
Comment by desu — January 1, 2008 @ 6:18 pm |
Wait i just worked something out if you were on 4chan then you must have been partaking in pedophillia HAHAHA oh wow
Comment by ebaums world united — January 1, 2008 @ 6:18 pm |
[totally gay Rick Astley lyrics deleted.]
ah what a great song.
[Ed Note: Yep. Totally gay.]
Comment by N*GGERT*TS — January 1, 2008 @ 6:19 pm |
Gay [x9000]
level of fagottry over 9000!!!!
[Ed Note: A self portrait by a 4chan oldfag.]
Comment by ebaums world united — January 1, 2008 @ 6:20 pm |
You think thats all we do? That we are nothing more than a bunch of internet hackers on steroids? I will admit, the mass of 4chan has gone down hill. Anonymous has lost is former glory.
Let me say, that you good sir, have completely missed the point of who and what WE, anonymous, are. I assure you, we are not a group of “Unruly children, the retarded … pedophiles, child pornographers, anarchists and the utterly unemployable.”
We are you, what you wish to be, when the world, has quite simply, wronged you.
We are everyone and we are no one. You cannot defeat what you cannot see. We are anonymous, we are a legion. We do not forgive and we do not forget. We laugh at those in pain and laugh at those who are in pain, because simply, we can.
And congratulations, you have caught our attention.
-Anonymous
PS.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIRdpsN2_yE&feature=related
Comment by anonymous — January 1, 2008 @ 6:21 pm |
Thank you for cutting to the heart of the matter, Tyrenol. Of course these retards are too busy pasting desu, fresh prince and rick astley crap in here to bother. Because they’re dribbling morons who cannot think for themselves.
The moar they comment, the moar they prove my point. 4chan is totally gay.
Comment by Psycheout — January 1, 2008 @ 6:21 pm |
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Comment by Fibonacci Desu — January 1, 2008 @ 6:23 pm |
what.
its nipples are blurred?
Comment by anon — January 1, 2008 @ 6:23 pm |
get shot.
Comment by Anonymous — January 1, 2008 @ 6:23 pm |
OH NOES!!!!!!!!!! WE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by pinkgorilla — January 1, 2008 @ 6:24 pm |
Yet another reactionary taking the Internet way too seriously. Some of the things you mentioned, like child pornography, gore, etc. are the result of a few individuals with a sick sense of humor. Most of them are banned on sight, as such material is both illegal and discouraged by the site. (yes, there are moderators for a reason) Everything else is just random nonsense posted in good fun. The only board that ANYTHING you said applies to is /b/, but again, you’re taking it way too seriously. There are other boards where all the /b/ stuff is not allowed, such as /v/ (video games) for example. /b/ is the way it is because moderation is extremely lenient. It’s the whole “no rules” de facto that makes it such a crazy place.
Comment by anon — January 1, 2008 @ 6:24 pm |
wat
Comment by IHM — January 1, 2008 @ 6:24 pm |
4chan is a place to go and mess around. NO ONE on 4chan believes what they are posting, NO ONE actually wants to go out and rape children, blow stuff up or kill people. Anonymous is just sensible enough to realise that unless you laugh at the bad things in the world, you turn into a stuck up prick like the guy who wrote the article.
4chan is not a collection ground for perverts, paedophiles and monsters. It’s a place for good people with a broad sense of humour to get over the horror of every day life in the world. Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Blacks, Whites, Asians… We’re all on there. Hell, there’d probably be some Amish on there if it were possible. The people who take anything on there as real are just idiots, and it fuels the humour for the rest of us.
Fortunately for anonymous, people like you who hate us just make us laugh, because we know that you don’t see the humour in it, and thus must live in a very dark and scary world indeed.
I hope this gives you some clue, Tyrenol. We won’t waste time replying like this again. You either get it or you don’t, and if you don’t, I pity the world you live in.
Comment by The Fresh Prince — January 1, 2008 @ 6:24 pm |
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Comment by Fibonacci Desu — January 1, 2008 @ 6:24 pm |
RICK ASTLEY WILL ASS RAPE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
Comment by ebaums world united — January 1, 2008 @ 6:25 pm |
How about enlightening the masses you find unintelligent by telling us what we don’t know about 4chan.
This should help.
Comment by David — January 1, 2008 @ 6:26 pm |
this blog rules!!
Comment by DESU — January 1, 2008 @ 6:26 pm |
i think 4chan is a pretty cool guy. eh kills faggotry and doesnt afraid of anything
Comment by Anonymous — January 1, 2008 @ 6:27 pm |
Psycheout and tyrenol are the same person and have sex with each other Aka masterbation while watching re-runs of 9/11
Comment by ebaums world united — January 1, 2008 @ 6:27 pm |
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Comment by Desu — January 1, 2008 @ 6:27 pm |
OP is a faggot
Comment by ebaums soldier — January 1, 2008 @ 6:27 pm |
disregard that, i suck rocks
Comment by ebaums soldier — January 1, 2008 @ 6:28 pm |
Damn you. We, Anonymous, are the internet. You can not even understand how many people are there. Rule 1 & 2: DO NOT TALK ABOUT /B/!
DAMN YOU NEWFAG!
FEEL THE FURY!
DESU [x127]
[Ed Note: Feel your own furry, loser.]
Comment by Anonymous — January 1, 2008 @ 6:29 pm |
Penis. Lulz. Desu.
Comment by DESUSED — January 1, 2008 @ 6:29 pm |
I like 4chan. It’s better than reading about how hippies are scum, why the ds is the devil, and etc. Now you will end up getting moar spam. (golf clap)(/golf clap).
Comment by The Nobody — January 1, 2008 @ 6:33 pm |
DESU [x9000]
Comment by Anon — January 1, 2008 @ 6:37 pm |
Indeed, censor all websites you find objectionable! You are the alpha and omega of good taste and propriety! Please deign to inform we unenlightened masses of what we may and may not post on the internet! Also make sure you force Christian values on everyone you possibly can without regard to their religion or creed!
Not. Everyone. Agrees. With. You. And that doesn’t mean they’re wrong.
Also, citing fox news is like citing McDonalds on the health benefits of its cuisine.
Comment by Mudkipper — January 1, 2008 @ 6:37 pm |
DESU [x9000]
Comment by Anon — January 1, 2008 @ 6:37 pm |
So far the comments have only bolstered my too true assertion that 4chan is totally and irretrievably gay.
Thanks, gaylords.
Comment by Psycheout — January 1, 2008 @ 6:37 pm |
So far the comments have only bolstered my too true assertion that 4chan is totally and irretrievably gay.
This should help.
Internet vs Hal Turner
[Ed Note: 4chan is still totally gay, but thanks for that.]
Comment by David — January 1, 2008 @ 6:38 pm |
GOD HATES FAGS
Comment by ebaums soldier — January 1, 2008 @ 6:39 pm |
4chan is about anything.
About being open minded, accepting yet mocking everything. The few that post illegal content are either quickly mocked and alienated by the rest. Except furries.
You, good sir, stand for everything 4chan hates.
Except for furries, but everyone hates them, so you’re not that unique.
Personally, I don’t care. You’re just a bigot in a sea of morons ruining the whole planet. Your libel against 4chan is something I take offense to, however.
(In b4 i’m gay. Seriously, using “you’re gay” as an insult is completely childish.)
Comment by psi-anonymous — January 1, 2008 @ 6:39 pm |
Good job. Now Anonymous will hack this site. Way to set yourself up the bomb.
[Ed Note: I believe we’ve already covered that.]
Comment by Moot — January 1, 2008 @ 6:40 pm |
/b/ – Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
Comment by Fact — January 1, 2008 @ 6:41 pm |
desu [x2 many 2 count]
Comment by desu — January 1, 2008 @ 6:43 pm |
Hey Psyche, you ever met Fred Phelps? Sounds like you and him would get along…. *in bed*!
Ha! See what I did there? I insinuated that you and Fred Phelps, founder and leader of the Westboro Baptist Church, a famously controversial and hateful church that crusades against anyone and anything that isn’t them, would enjoy having anal sex with each other in bed.
I can even imagine how it would happen. You would be lying on your stomach, flat, while Fred got up behind you and slowly stroked his penis to its fully erect state. He’d lean over you and whisper “I love you” into your ear, and you’d turn around, lick his cheek, and whisper “take me now”. He’d spit on your asshole and slowly start working his penis in past your sphincter, slowly pushing down.
And then he’s suddenly there. Ready to take his throne as the prince of bel air.
Comment by EFG — January 1, 2008 @ 6:46 pm |
HAY LEWK AT MEH IM PSYCHEOUT IM A DRAMA WHORE AND I POST [poo] NO ONE CARES ABOUT GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
[Ed Note: Obviously. So why are you here? Moron.]
Comment by Psycheout — January 1, 2008 @ 6:46 pm |
OMG AN EXPLODING VAN
Comment by Lupus — January 1, 2008 @ 6:46 pm |
FAIL TROLL IS FAIL
GTFO MY INTERNETS YOU WHINEY LITTLE BITCH
Comment by ANONYMOUS — January 1, 2008 @ 6:47 pm |
Trolls? 4CHAN is full of trolls? The tone of your post is arrogant and asking for a beatdown. If you haven’t been paying attention, people who hate our freedoms (like the poor sap listed below) have been decimated for the sort of foolishness found in your post. inb4 dog, curtains, IRL B&. I hope to God that you’ve taken CSIII.
This is how we celebrate the new year:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Goddessmine
Comment by FanoLulz — January 1, 2008 @ 6:47 pm |
OP watches tubgirl, 2girls1cup and goatse.cx he will now type these into google images because he is curious
[Ed Note: Doubtful since you retards have linked to those things time and again, like the gaylords you are.]
Comment by ebaums world united — January 1, 2008 @ 6:47 pm |
BAAAAAAAWWW
Comment by Ebaums FTW — January 1, 2008 @ 6:48 pm |
Ha Ha, disregard that, i suck rocks.
Comment by halfdead@yahoo.com — January 1, 2008 @ 6:48 pm |
Hey Psyche, you ever met Fred Phelps? Sounds like you and him would get along…. *in bed*! Ha!
Ha! See what I did there? I insinuated that you and Fred Phelps, founder and leader of the Westboro Baptist Church, a famously controversial and hateful church that crusades against anyone and anything that isn’t them, would enjoy having anal sex with each other in bed.
I can even imagine how it would happen. You would be lying on your stomach, flat, while Fred got up behind you and slowly stroked his penis to its fully erect state. He’d lean over you and whisper “I love you” into your ear, and you’d turn around, lick his cheek, and whisper “take me now”. He’d spit on your asshole and slowly start working his penis in past your sphincter, slowly pushing down.
And then he’s suddenly there. Ready to take his throne as the prince of bel air.
Comment by EFG — January 1, 2008 @ 6:50 pm |
[totally gay Pokemon lyrics deleted.]
Comment by Ash — January 1, 2008 @ 6:50 pm |
[totally gay Rick Astley lyrics deleted.]
[Ed Note: You guys are totally gay.]
Comment by Rick Astley — January 1, 2008 @ 6:52 pm |
[totally gay Fresh Prince lyrics deleted.]
Comment by Fresh Prince — January 1, 2008 @ 6:53 pm |
EAT IT HOOKER
Comment by ebaums world forever — January 1, 2008 @ 6:55 pm |
Why would you or Elephant Bones call it to our attention? Why would you compare us to a jihadi website, and yourself to Rushdie, when we’re not living caves and you’re far from being that skilled a writer? Why would you pick a target like us, when there are message boards out there for the trading of guns, children, and drugs? Why would you attack it, when you admire it so much (from your knowledge of catchy little phrases, and your attempt to sound like a writer for ED)? Were you just hoping to make your /b/ folder a little larger?
Why would you bother with this unless you hoped to be a victim – and isn’t that a masochistic desire in and of itself? For the lulz? There are more entertaining things to do on the New Year, I assure you.
Comment by Anonymous — January 1, 2008 @ 6:56 pm |
IMA SHARK
IMA SHARK
SUCK MY DIIIIIIIICK
IMA SHARK
Comment by ebaums world forever — January 1, 2008 @ 6:57 pm |
HAY LEWK AT MEH IM PSYCHEOUT IM A DRAMA WHORE AND I POST [poo] NO ONE CARES ABOUT GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
[Ed Note: Obviously. So why are you here? Moron.]
I dont know, ask yourself that. Oh wait, you already did. Lulz.
Comment by The Nobody — January 1, 2008 @ 6:58 pm |
Wow, now that´s the russian artillery doctrine of spamming here. AM I glad that I opted to just stand at the sidelines and watch these fireworks.
Comment by PG — January 1, 2008 @ 6:58 pm |
sage [x who cares?]
Comment by sage — January 1, 2008 @ 6:59 pm |
sage [x zzzzz]
Comment by sage — January 1, 2008 @ 6:59 pm |
sage [x banned]
Comment by sage — January 1, 2008 @ 6:59 pm |
Sage doesn’t go in every field, sage. Get it right.
Comment by The Nobody — January 1, 2008 @ 7:01 pm |
The Fresh Prince >> Most of 4chan visitors remain nameless and, half the time, give out eiher disgusting pictures or promote the evils of humankind.
David >> So you eliminated one racist idiot. Most of the world isn’t that low or dumb.
ebaums world united >> Welcome home.
No, no. Seriously. Everyone who’s protecting 4chan with you spamming remarks and the “don’t mess with anonymii” counters: Welcome home. All of you.
Living comfortably, being part of society despite harsh conditions, being greatful enough that you’re alive even though your doing enough to get by. Not having a “chip on your shoulder” or a “stick up the rear” 24/7; except for those who deserve it.
There are people who are in the dialysis department of every hospital everywhere; tied to machines in order to survive and mad until the commit suicide because they don’t have the physical freedom you 4channelers have. There are people in Africa, the Middle East, and every other Third World country; wanting nothing more than to have their lives just like those of the United States.
And you can’t take criticism?!
There is no hope anymore.
Welcome home.
Enjoy your $100.00 anime girl love pillows or whatever sick and depraved fantasies you spend most of your life masturbating to.
Comment by Tyrenol — January 1, 2008 @ 7:01 pm |
lol brown back more like wetback. bitch supports mexicans like pshyceout supports hetrosexuality. (not alot)
EBAUM note: you are right i am a huge fag.
Comment by ebaums world united — January 1, 2008 @ 7:03 pm |
hey psyche…. you know you probably can’t win, right? I’m serious. You think it’ll last a few hours, a day tops, until everyone just goes to bed… that’s not how it works. I guarantee that at least half of the posters here already have this particular page bookmarked, and are probably already doing the same to every blog they can get to from two or three clicks. They’ll be back the next day, and the day after, and so on.
This isn’t even a threat, it’s an honest warning. If you have a way to disable comments, do it. You’re probably hoping to become a kind of martyr, so that when you spread news of 4chan being a horrible site etc… you can point to the comments for this page and say “look, this is how they are.”. It won’t work. It really won’t. You’re not going to get 4chan shut down, and 4chan honestly does not give a single [heck] what you say. You say “well they do because they’re here”. Wrong. They’re here because that’s what they do. If it wasn’t you, it’d be someone else. If there are no worthy targets, they just go back to posting on 4chan.
You simply can’t win this. I say it in all honesty and full of sympathy. Whatever you had planned when you posted this (you can’t possibly have expected it to go unnoticed), it won’t work.
Comment by EFG — January 1, 2008 @ 7:09 pm |
jesus christ take it easy pshyceout we all know your gay but please calm down on the gayness.
Comment by ebaums world united — January 1, 2008 @ 7:14 pm |
TYRENOL IS RIGHT, I’M SO RONERY…
Comment by DESUSED — January 1, 2008 @ 7:15 pm |
“There are people who are in the dialysis department of every hospital everywhere; tied to machines in order to survive and mad until the commit suicide because they don’t have the physical freedom you 4channelers have. There are people in Africa, the Middle East, and every other Third World country; wanting nothing more than to have their lives just like those of the United States.”
BAAWWW
What the hell does that have to do with anything. Absolutely nothing is what. You’re just saying bad things to make it look like you support it and anonymous doesn’t.
And this blog entry wasn’t “criticism”. It was lies and falsitudes.
Oh, and people remain nameless on 4chan because you *can’t* pick a name on /b/, the most popular board by far. And what does being anonymous have to do with anything, anyway? Nothing, once again. You can’t discuss or debate anything, you’re just saying things and hoping people will think you’re right.
Comment by eeeppppppiiccccc — January 1, 2008 @ 7:18 pm |
HA psyce out deleted my comments LULZ!!!!
[Ed Note: Actually I did. We can take only so much of the gayness that emanates from 4chan. Of the hundreds of stupid comments left so far, only a fraction can be let through. Don’t cry yourself to sleep, gaylord.]
Comment by ebaums world united — January 1, 2008 @ 7:25 pm |
eeeppppppiiccccc >> One thing’s for sure, though: You wouldn’t talk if you WERE hooked up to a machine or slowly dying in some third world country, now would you?
EFG >> Maybe it’s not about winning. Maybe it’s about stating the obvious. Maybe it’s way pass the time to fight against some powerful entity that’s, for the most part, based on a few hackers and supported by a bunch of lame henchmen.
To say that there are also a bunch of good people at, or who go to, 4chan is not a lie. But the evils of that site is just too powerful to deal with.
And OH WOW!! You can’t put your name on /b/? Ain’t that, like, some human error due to incomplete programming that, like, you should notify Moot about? Ain’t that “the error you needed to correct?”
Comment by Tyrenol — January 1, 2008 @ 7:37 pm |
niggers deleted my ~desu!
Comment by Anon — January 1, 2008 @ 7:39 pm |
No, that’s how the forum is made. Sort of like how I don’t need to post my SSN to verify my identity here.
~Anonymesu
Comment by DESUSED — January 1, 2008 @ 7:40 pm |
A precious few tried to defend 4chan. That’s admirable, I suppose.
But most of the commenters have been total retards. So far nobody has presented a convincing argument that 4chan is not totally gay.
Well, they can’t can they? 4chan is totally gay.
Comment by Psycheout — January 1, 2008 @ 7:42 pm |
He’s right. 4Chan totally has buttseks with 2Chan.
Totally.
Comment by Anonymesu — January 1, 2008 @ 7:43 pm |
Christianity: A religion that can hate gays but tolerate priests molesting children.
Comment by Anonymous — January 1, 2008 @ 7:45 pm |
[frack] this i’m setting up a desu bot enjoy your site while it lasts
[Ed Note: 4channers are fascists who hate free speech.]
Comment by ebaums world united — January 1, 2008 @ 7:49 pm |
HAHA faggot. Since when do we need your approval? BAWWWW i got banned from MyDD!!! I had upwards of 50 comments!!1! Take your place as a secondrate Coulter clone and STFU.
Comment by FanoLulz — January 1, 2008 @ 7:56 pm |
eeeppppppiiccccc >> One thing’s for sure, though: You wouldn’t talk if you WERE hooked up to a machine or slowly dying in some third world country, now would you?
You know what? You’re right. But you know what else? If you were strapped to an elephant that has been launched into space by aliens from Mars, you wouldn’t be able to type that.
And names are disabled on /b/ just ‘cos it’s more fun that way. It makes everyone equal. The only way to be “funny” is to be funny. You can’t build up a reputation, and then just rely on that to make people laugh. Also prevents narcissism.
What I don’t quite get is why you folk feel the need to “attack” 4chan. It generally stays out of the way of the world at large. Unless someone directly attacks it, or generally makes themselves known to be an idiot, they don’t do anything. So why attack it? Because you want to impose your views on other people, and to hell with how they feel about it, right?
You whine on about an “evil presence” and all that, which is [buffalo chips]. It’s not like 4chan hunts down people and forces them to view it. People who visit 4chan and stay are people who are already like your average 4chan user. 4chan does not “corrupt” people, it just keeps people who are already like that entertained, just like every other niche website out there.
And why single out 4chan? What about all the hardline islamist forums that are calling for death of anyone who isn’t them, actively plotting attacks and bombings? What about white supremicist websites that are actively wishing and planning for violence against anyone who isn’t white? What about the *real* paedophile websites that are engaged in the creation and trafficking of child pornography? You don’t single them out. Why? Is it because 4chan is an easier target? You don’t have anything solid to say against it, just that it is “bad”. That doesn’t make sense. That’s just baseless opinion that you hope to brainwash other folk with.
I was hoping for some form of meaningful debate to keep me occupied since I can’t sleep (I’m in the UK, it’s 2am. New years rules), but honestly, I expect the next reply to be “but the starving children in dialysis machines can’t use the internet in Africa”, so I’m just gonna bookmark this, go to bed, and read it tomorrow.
Comment by roflcopterwangmeister — January 1, 2008 @ 7:57 pm |
So did I, brother. It’s the liberal fascists. We’re all in this together.
Comment by Psycheout — January 1, 2008 @ 8:04 pm |
[frack] this i’m setting up a desu bot enjoy your site while it lasts
[Ed Note: 4channers are fascists who hate free speech.]
Comment by ebaums world united — January 1, 2008 @ 7:49 pm
Meanwhile, you go around deleting comments and call people facists, liberals, communists, etc. Eat your own word on burning hot shards of glass. Then post pictures of it.
Comment by The Nobody — January 1, 2008 @ 8:11 pm |
Also, why bother taking a fake site like this seriously? I applaud all of 4chan coming here and spamming on your page. Why is that? Aside from the fact that this site is fake and anyone who takes it seriously is as brain dead as one can be, it is because you deserve it.
Comment by The Nobody — January 1, 2008 @ 8:13 pm |
Once Candlejack reads this, he’s gonna be pi
Comment by Anon — January 1, 2008 @ 8:15 pm |
I noticed in the video, it stated “If you fight back, watch out”. Consider your site hacked by weeks end.
Comment by The Nobody — January 1, 2008 @ 8:16 pm |
Oh please. Cry me a river, why don’t you? How many times do people need to read “desu” and Rick Astley or Fresh Prince lyrics?
If the brains of all 4channers combined were TNT, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off. Give me a break, you whiney baby.
Comment by Psycheout — January 1, 2008 @ 8:17 pm |
Fascist.
Comment by Psycheout — January 1, 2008 @ 8:18 pm |
Great points, Tyrenol!
Comment by Desunymous — January 1, 2008 @ 8:18 pm |
Fascist.
Comment by Psycheout — January 1, 2008 @ 8:18 pm
Name-calling grue.
Comment by The Nobody — January 1, 2008 @ 8:21 pm |
What good is having a [super] comments section if you edit the [profanity] to reflect praise? You [silly] Nazis. I hope you burn in hell, boil in [crunchberries] and your daughters get raped by niggers.
[Ed Note: And your mother dresses you funny.]
Comment by Desunymous — January 1, 2008 @ 8:25 pm |
Fake site is fake. Good one, though.
I NEARLY BELIEVED IT MYSELF! Research shows that others believe it is fake, however. Google blogs4brownback yourself.
Comment by tittyboymasterdude — January 1, 2008 @ 8:26 pm |
WOW! This is an important post! May the Lord protect us!
We should get some clothespins and fasten them to various parts of these goat-herders bodies. Them we wil sing their Bret Ashley songs to them…
Then they will cry like little babies!
Comment by Marty McPain — January 1, 2008 @ 8:27 pm |
The way I see it, Sisyphus, Psycheout, BJ, Marty McPain and Bob_Corker are homosexual lovers who love to engage in 5-way man sex.
Must be a KKK thing.
Comment by SisyphusLicksPsycheoutsPantyParts — January 1, 2008 @ 8:30 pm |
roflcopterwangmeister >> You know what? You’re right. But you know what else? If you were strapped to an elephant that has been launched into space by aliens from Mars, you wouldn’t be able to type that.
How about you be the smarter one here. Visit the local library and ask for a book about current situations in Africa. And while you’re at it, why don’t you go and visit a dialysis center.
Also; last I checked, people aren’t that stupid anymore. If there were any child-porn / terrorist / white supremacist site; the FBI would be on it faster than a skinhead can rape a child in front of her Sunni-Arab mom.
Comment by Tyrenol — January 1, 2008 @ 8:31 pm |
4chan isn’t evil–it’s a place for people to act stupid and goof off. I personally avoid everything except the papercraft channel–the rest is just a bunch of crude humor and pornography, as far as I can tell.
Comment by L — January 1, 2008 @ 8:52 pm |
Tyrenol is right. B4B Conservatives are sodomites.
Comment by SisyphusLicksPsycheoutsPantyParts — January 1, 2008 @ 9:10 pm |
DESU [x zzzzz]
[Ed Note: Yet another unimaginative gaylord from 4chan’s firey pit.]
Comment by desu — January 1, 2008 @ 9:12 pm |
http://www.4chan.org/blog/2005/11/09/in-response-to-anonymity/
Anonymity on 4chan: We intentionally leave behind any identifiers when posting. Thusly, we are judged by what we write/post/shoot/draw. Random is random: this can mean camwhores or guro or drawhores or even scary pflugerville amatuer school shooters working up their nerve for the big day. Chaotic? Surely! Potential for evil? Clearly. Potential for achievment? Difficult to cite evidence, but yes. Portal and its music spring to mind. Home-grown EFG comic strips and other shooped images done for the love of the game. I mean, refer to Sisyphus’ latest post “Just Kill the Iranians.” (Specifically, the video.) The photographer responsible for that Pulitzer-winning photograph was cited as Anonymous. If he stayed quiet, would we know of the wartime atrocities committed?
And for me, I browse 4chan with the hopes of watching original content delivered in realtime. Be it shock content or subversive videos or whatever, I want to see it as it happens. I lurk, this is what I do.
Tyrenol: Search around. First thing I would mention to you is “Brb, church.” Then I would tell a tale of Irish282. Pedo-hunting/baiting has exploded in popularity thanks to guys like Chris Hansen. Our motives aren’t pure. No, we’re in it for the lulz. Pedophilia/child-porn appears to have gone underground and mobile. And while the FBI is mighty indeed, the internet is vast and multinational and not wholly under their jurisdiction. (Yeah, “carnivore,” I know.)
Comment by FanoLulz — January 1, 2008 @ 9:16 pm |
Well put, Fanoluulz. You see, Psycheout? Attacking 4chan just isn’t worth the effort. I’m looking forward to someone hacking your site for the lulz.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 1, 2008 @ 9:38 pm |
So you hate free speech too, don’t you EB?
Comment by Psycheout — January 1, 2008 @ 9:41 pm |
SisyphusLicksPsycheoutsPantyParts >> To tell you the truth; not all conservatives are evil, either. It’s only when they work in government and/or think they can shove ideas down people’s throats.
The US government was great because we can pick the “lesser of evils.” It was fine when it was on paper…
FanoLulz >> Anonymity has its place. But it’s considered boring to go in and not even have your own nickname.
Also… When you can’t even spell out something like “Brb, church” or “lulz;” if everything is reduced to “net gargin,” then you have lost the “top of the food chain” crown oh so long ago. The only thing you would be good at is the element of surprise (and fear). And how long would that last before the weather changes?
Even Got and Satan would approve of the need for human beings to stop spending too much time in front of the computer talking about stuff you should be doing. Think about your precious arms.
Comment by Tyrenol — January 1, 2008 @ 9:50 pm |
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YOU GON GET HACKED BOI
Comment by Anonymous — January 1, 2008 @ 10:43 pm |
Tyrenol: Lulz- n. Schadenfreude, the sense of pleasure a prankster feels, taking pleasure in witnessing justice being delivered. Feeling of self-satisfaction after winning an evenly-matched duel.
If everything is reduced to net jargon, then I would look up the words I don’t understand in the internet dictionary. (Or maybe in the links provided above.) 4chan requires the ability to quickly understand what others are talking about. I encourage you to google up some research. It is sooo worth it.
Comment by FanoLulz — January 1, 2008 @ 10:43 pm |
Conservatism is a by-product of closet homosexuality.
Comment by SisyphusLicksPsycheoutsPantyParts — January 1, 2008 @ 11:17 pm |
“So you hate free speech too, don’t you EB?”
I hate stupid speech, Psycheout. The difference between you and 4chan is that 4chan says stupid [stuff] to be funny, you say it thinking that you’re right.
[Ed Note: Please refrain from using profanity. I think you know the rules by now, Easter Bunny.]
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 1, 2008 @ 11:19 pm |
[Ed Note: Please refrain from using profanity. I think you know the rules by now, Easter Bunny.]
Doesn’t change the fact that he’s right.
Comment by L — January 2, 2008 @ 1:08 am |
hahaha, easter bunny, that’s a new one.
Sorry about the slip, Ed, but right now, you got bigger worries. good luck with anonymous >=P
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 2, 2008 @ 2:04 am |
To be Gay is not a matter of shame. God has given this we should accept it gracefully. What ever we do but preference for same sex is in genes. So nobody should feel ashamed that he is Gay. Me too feel proud to be Gay.
Comment by Vinay Sharma — January 2, 2008 @ 6:04 am |
One should not feel ashamed that he is Gay. It is God gicen. Hence preference for same sex is in genes, not in heart. One should accept boldly that he has prefrence for same sex. I too ffeel happy when I accept the fact that I have more choice for same sex, then of opposite sex.
Comment by Vinay Sharma — January 2, 2008 @ 6:08 am |
[Ed Note: Please refrain from using profanity. I think you know the rules by now, Easter Bunny.]
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 1, 2008 @ 11:19 pm
That should go for you as well, considering your favourite word is “gay”.
Comment by The Nobody — January 2, 2008 @ 6:55 am |
FBI? Interpol? ROFLMAO.
BEST. FRACKING. JOKE. EVAR.
You tell people to “refrain from using profanity”, and yet you use the words “retard” and “gay” as insults. I applaud you, good sir, you have trolled the internets.
Comment by AnomalousMaterials — January 2, 2008 @ 8:05 am |
“I hate stupid speech, Psycheout. The difference between you and 4chan is that 4chan says stupid [stuff] to be funny, you say it thinking that you’re right.”
Comment by EB
Not hardly EB, if he really believed the bull he dished out he would be on every terror watch list in the country, along with corker, mcpainful, bj and the rest. He just wants to start fights and this is the only way he can do it safely. Believe me if anyone took the arguements to him face to face he would immediately run to the nearest rock and crawl under it. Just like his boyfriend Sisy would.
Sisy is stupid but he’s not that stupid. He is not misinformed, he’s a liar, and as long as he can stay safely at his desk typing lies to start controversy he will. Be not fooled by their fake convictions, this is a trolling site, and they will say anything no matter how far fetched and rediculous to get people lured in to the arguements. Just go through the posts (which they keep posting new ones to draw attention away from the ones they already lost) and see how many of them actually make sense. None of them, because they are all lies based on what they think will make good fights. (Did Sisy ever go back to defend his stand on Platypi after we proved him wrong? Of course not, to do so would be to call the bible and AIG both liars, he can’t defend his case there anymore and he refuses to admit he was wrong, so he just convieniently stayed away from that page, that’s the norm here, when they can no longer defend their position they move on to another stupid claim)
He and Psyche do, however, have quite a long list of folks that they like to call gay. Methinks they do protest too much. Just like all other closet gays. This is now 2008, you can come out of the closet now boys, gays are accepted by today’s society so you don’t have to keep hiding it anymore.
Anyway, I have been reading some of the posts that were put up while I was gone so I think I’ll go rip Sisy a new one on some of his lies, and on his misrepresenting the meaning of the bible. Poor guy uses the bible much too much for an idiot that has no understanding of the true meaning of anything in it.
Oh yeah,, hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas and new year.
Comment by Arn — January 2, 2008 @ 8:35 am |
[Heck]… I just lost the g.ame
Comment by FanoLulz — January 2, 2008 @ 9:02 am |
How did I miss this blog topic?
Funny how Sisyphus, Psycheout, Bob KKKorkkker, BJ and McLame are hung up on having sex with children and homosexuality. Must be what they’re into.
Comment by Spacebrother — January 2, 2008 @ 11:21 am |
@150
“Funny how Sisyphus, Psycheout, Bob KKKorkkker, BJ and McLame are hung up on having sex with children and homosexuality. Must be what they’re into.”
Comment by Spacebrother
True Spacebrother, PsyKKKeout even put a link to his favorite pedo-dating site on B4C to prove it.
Comment by MoxoM — January 2, 2008 @ 11:33 am |
150 posts in less than a day’s time. wow
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 2, 2008 @ 12:16 pm |
What purpose does using “gay” in the pejorative sense accomplish?
Comment by Linus — January 2, 2008 @ 12:22 pm |
“150 posts in less than a day’s time. wow”
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 2, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
As I said….
Funny how Sisyphus, Psycheout, Bob KKKorkkker, BJ and McLame are hung up on having sex with children and homosexuality. Must be what they’re into.
No wonder why this thread gets so much attention.
Comment by Spacebrother — January 2, 2008 @ 12:55 pm |
Linus @What purpose does using “gay” in the pejorative sense accomplish?
Do you think as good (Republican)Christians we should approve of homosexuality? Beyond we are required by our loving Savior Jesus Christ to hate the sin of gayness do you think we should ignore the obvious harm it does to people? Homosexuals live miserable lives of persecution and public disapproval. I would not wish that on anyone. Then look at the damage depravity does to a person; ending up like Spacebrother with permanent brain damage because his Transvestite dominatrix strangled him too many times. It is just sad and that’s why Jesus warns us against it and has to (tearfully) damn anyone to Hell who does it.
For those 4chan posters here; I beseech you to repent of your’ pedo-hom-anime-Fanboy ways. It makes Jesus weep. He loves and died for your sins so you could have life eternal and not have to fry in the Lake of Fire while being ripped part by demons.
Comment by BJ Tabor — January 2, 2008 @ 1:13 pm |
Well, at least BJ is trying to look like he cares. Though he should really get out of the habit of speaking on behalf of Jesus. It’s not very humble of him.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 2, 2008 @ 2:10 pm |
I suppose Elephant Bones you think I should just be quiet and passively enable the 4Channers slide down that greasy poll to Hell lest, heaven forbid, some mortal finds some minor point to take offense. No Elephant Bones, the only judgment I care about is HIS judgment. And my love for HIM means I have to help these miserable, scummy 4Channers because as unbelievable as it sounds they (in fashion) HIS children.
Comment by BJ Tabor — January 2, 2008 @ 2:33 pm |
BJ Hellbound-
Neither Jesus or I are interested in your homo erotic fantasies of Transvestite Dominatrix sex, especially with you.
I guess you already know that Satans pitchfork awaits yo ass.
BJ’s goin to Hell BJ’s goin to Hell na na na na na na ha ha ha ha ha ha
Comment by Spacebrother — January 2, 2008 @ 3:22 pm |
My flesh burns with disgust! I am going to vomit up a COW if I have to read any more insults by space-homo.
BJ you are a study in fortitude.
Comment by Marty McPain — January 2, 2008 @ 3:32 pm |
McLame-
Is puking up cows part of your all new “New Years Sexual Fantasy Deviances?
Do you get off on puking on beef or is it because you’re choking on some man meat?
Comment by Spacebrother — January 2, 2008 @ 3:37 pm |
BJ Hellboy can talk for hours and hours,
still he remains UGLY, and no words can change that.
Comment by MoxoM — January 2, 2008 @ 3:48 pm |
“ending up like Spacebrother with permanent brain damage because his Transvestite dominatrix strangled him too many times”
BJ, I think Spacebrother is an IBM computer that has gone insane. Jim is, too. Acknowledging his posts is nonsense.
I think viewing 4chan should be punishable by life prison. 4chan hackers get the death sentence. Since I am fair and balanced, I will say that I doubt Arn is one of them.
Comment by bobcorker — January 2, 2008 @ 3:58 pm |
BJ, I think Spacebrother is an IBM computer that has gone insane. Jim is, too. Acknowledging his posts is nonsense.
I think viewing 4chan should be punishable by life prison. 4chan hackers get the death sentence. Since I am fair and balanced, I will say that I doubt Arn is one of them.
Comment by bobkkkorkkker — January 2, 2008 @ 3:58 pm
If I were an IBM computer, would I type something like…
bobcorker likes to have sex with children.
…..?
Funny
I don’t feel like a metallic box filled with wires, transisters, capacitors, chips or cards. I certainly don’t have an electrical cord or have to be hooked up to a Modom.
Comment by Spacebrother — January 2, 2008 @ 4:06 pm |
Corker is right.
I know, sounds impossible, but in this case he is. I’m not one of the 4chan people, to tell the truth, I have no idea what 4chan even is, I have never been to their site (but just to stay clear on this post I do intend to check their site out for myself) however, judging from the comments on this thread so far, I don’t think there would be anything that bad there, it’s probably just another one of b4b’s targets for their trolling.
Comment by Arn — January 2, 2008 @ 4:11 pm |
Bob is a cucumbernose
Comment by MoxoM — January 2, 2008 @ 4:15 pm |
If it’s any consolation, I have no idea what 4chan is either and have no interest in investigating. If it’s some pedo sight, I’m sure KKKorkkker, McPain and BJ are all very familiar with it.
Comment by Spacebrother — January 2, 2008 @ 4:16 pm |
a cucumbernose on bad smack
Comment by MoxoM — January 2, 2008 @ 4:16 pm |
KKKorKKKer, SmackPain and BJ are boyband rapists.
Comment by MoxoM — January 2, 2008 @ 4:18 pm |
They even took Take That up their ass.
Comment by MoxoM — January 2, 2008 @ 4:19 pm |
They take anything up their ass….even complete orchestras and conductors.
Comment by MoxoM — January 2, 2008 @ 4:19 pm |
Football teams too……balls included.
Comment by MoxoM — January 2, 2008 @ 4:20 pm |
well, it’s not a pedo site. I went through several different pages and links and could find nothing wrong with it, much of it is considered adult content, but they have an adult content warning before loading each page, so it is definately intended for adults only to view those pages, even so, I found nothing really explicit or perverted about the site, it’s open to all for comments and posting of pics, etc. so not all content can be guaranteed to be tasteful, as for totally gay,, that tag still belongs to the b4bers here.
I found nothing there to interest me enough to go back to the site again, but I also found nothing there to support anything said by the b4b commenters here either. So my first impression appears to be correct, they just got targeted by b4b for their trolling.
Comment by Arn — January 2, 2008 @ 4:38 pm |
“I don’t feel like a metallic box filled with wires, transisters, capacitors, chips or cards. I certainly don’t have an electrical cord or have to be hooked up to a Moxom.”
You, sir, are disgusting. Please take your fantasies elsewhere.
Comment by bobcorker — January 2, 2008 @ 4:53 pm |
@ BJ Tabor
Jesus only exists in books and nowhere else. Prove me wrong. Now.
Comment by The Nobody — January 2, 2008 @ 5:11 pm |
As a regular 4chan user, I can safely say that while pedophiles no doubt post on 4chan, they’re the exception, not the rule. To give Arn a better idea of what 4chan is, I’ve written this explanation:
4chan is an anonymous image messaging board created by Moot (that’s his Internet alias). Different discussion boards cover a vast range of interests, ranging from cooking (the /ck/ board), anime (the /a/ board), technology (the /g/ board), and comics (the /co/ board).
The most infamous board on 4chan is /b/, the random board. While the other boards have rules about what can be posted, the only two rules for /b/ are:
ZOMG NONE!
Don’t post child pornography
When people speak ill of 4chan, they usually are talking about the people who post on /b/, also known as /b/tards. Each board has nicknames for its posters, such as wee/a/boo, /g/eeks, /co/mrades, and fa/tg/uys. 4chan is full of inside jokes and references. Most memes, you hear on the Internet today originated on 4chan. /b/ used to be notorious for raiding other sites in very well-organized fashion, such as when they raided the MUD Habbo Hotel. Nowadays, organizing raids is a bannable offense, since Moot finds the practice rather stupid (the lack of rules on /b/ also apply to mods, who can ban anyone on the board for no reason if they so wish). People are still free to post links to sites they wish to receive the “/b/ treatment,” but these attacks are usually individual in nature.
Yes, 4chan is based of of Japan’s 2ch, and yes, most of the users are anime fans. No, it wasn’t started as a joke. No, children do not visit the site, at least they aren’t supposed to. People who make it clear they’re not over the age of 18 get banned.
4chan does not “take pride in bomb threats.” If you did more research, you’d find that the mods take real threats of violence seriously. Case in point.
4chan is more an Internet cultural phenomenon now, more than a mere website. It’s a community that gives power to anonymity, which can be used for good or evil.
And for anyone who hasn’t read or seen Densha Otoko (I’m going to guess that’s everyone except me), it’s a very touching story. I suggest picking up the book or manga. Despite what Psycheout says, it’s a love story that almost made me cry.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 2, 2008 @ 5:20 pm |
“These are retards who enjoy nothing more than ruining a good thing for everyone else.”
The word “who” should have been replaced with “that”, just so you know.
“Nothing really.”
That sentence is a fragment. With more effort, it could be improved.
“He came from a website called “Something Awful” and his goal was to create Something Awfuller.”
Awfuller is not a word.
“Much like an Islamic jihadi site, 4chan should be shut down.”
Jihadi isn’t a word either.
B4B has been targeted for attack by these repulsive creatures many times, especially when I dared to point out that Anime Encourages Murder and that the furry subculture is disgusting.
The comma should be replaced with a semicolon.
Since 4channers are notiorious pottymouths and have no life other than their gay little porn site and have no jobs, they will probably be pasting Rick Astley and Fresh Prince lyrics here all night long.
You spelled notorious wrong. Also, pottymouths isn’t a word as well. If you were to say “potty mouths”, it would be acceptable.
Comment by The Grammar Nazi — January 2, 2008 @ 5:30 pm |
Bob is a Necrophilipedopyromanifetifascist.
Comment by MoxoM — January 2, 2008 @ 5:44 pm |
“Jesus only exists in books and nowhere else. Prove me wrong. Now.”
Comment by The Nobody — January 2, 2008 @ 5:11 pm
Proof here, for either side is impossible, BJ can’t prove he does exist and you can’t prove he doesn’t. So that becomes a moot discussion.
The bible is mostly historically correct, so I would be more inclined to believe that he did exist. However, I am less inclined to believe that he is the son of God or that he was the actual incarnation of God in the flesh. He was more likely just a man and a carpenter who, like many others, decided to follow a religious path in life, either by his own choice or by pressure put upon him from fanatics who believed him to be the son of God.
Things are not really so different today. There have been many people over the years who have convinced others that they were messiahs of one sort or another. Many of those had disastrous outcomes. I can only see the life of Jesus as having a positive influence on those who knew him, but I don’t see him as supernatural in any way. If he did indeed exist, he must have been a very good man, but still just a man all the same.
Comment by FadedRose — January 2, 2008 @ 6:43 pm |
Thanks, The Grammar Nazi. I guess even you agree that 4chan is totally gay.
Comment by Psycheout — January 2, 2008 @ 7:43 pm |
“The bible is mostly historically correct, so I would be more inclined to believe that he did exist.”
comment by fadedrose
Don’t know why, but for some reason I read that sentence as “hysterically correct”
oh well,, same thing I guess, history is hysterical.
Comment by Arn — January 2, 2008 @ 7:55 pm |
Arn,
what is your problem? are you hounded by nightmares of your parents?
Comment by Marty McPain — January 2, 2008 @ 9:46 pm |
Marty, that was just stupid.
Comment by FadedRose — January 2, 2008 @ 9:48 pm |
Thanks Faded, but I wanted to tell him that myself.
And Marty, for the sake of all concerned here, let’s not bring anyone’s family members into the conversations, they have nothing to do with this site or the arguements here, I don’t bring up your family, you don’t bring up mine. And you should have the decency to leave people out of a conversation when you have no idea who they are or even if they are still alive or not. Your disregard for human decency and common courtesy is dispicable to say the least.
Comment by Arn — January 2, 2008 @ 9:54 pm |
boy that marty is stupid huh? I’m only 13 and I can see he is way dumber than I ever was. and the ED guy can’t say anything smarter than “your mother dresses you funny” What a dumb site, my 2 year old nephew is smarter than you guys.
Comment by neo moon queen — January 2, 2008 @ 10:07 pm |
UHHH,,, Neo,, turn that computer off and get to bed, you have school tomorrow. (didn’t think I was still online did you?) And from now on if you want to get into it with the folks here let me know first, they are rude crude and belligerent here (you were right though they are stupid) and I don’t think you should be getting involved with them in any way,, But anyway, I’ll talk to you in a minute, just not on here.
Comment by Arn — January 2, 2008 @ 10:32 pm |
Hey, if Neo Moon Queens parents said he/she could be online, than so be it! Who are you to tell this young person to get to bed? Hu? HU?
And no, he probably doesnt have school tomorrow, I know my siblings dont
Comment by Hissho — January 2, 2008 @ 11:29 pm |
Eh, let the kid talk. I’m sure whatever he has to say is more meaningful than what the bloggers vomit onto the front page.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 3, 2008 @ 12:21 am |
Well, due to your last edits, you’re actually just like some of the members there…
Most, if not all, critics (haters and newbies included) have sense of themselves being above those that they criticize. Usually, there are some people that have the same kind of background, habit, or hobby that are in the ground that they’ve just hated upon. What Anonymous loves is not being known. The main power in that is kind of like godliness… Everyone knows you and has a feeling about you, but they don’t know who you are. You may as well post something you absolutely hate as an Anonymous and then hate on them as an Anonymous and make yourself look better in your own scope, as well as the scope of others. The argument might drag on you must keep it going to get the final word on it…
The Anonymous that lost didn’t exist and the Anonymous that won is secretly you. It’s self-correction in the view of others without making yourself feel as an idiot in front of the audience since no one sees who said what. It’s self-hypnosis at its worst point, people purposefully making mistakes to correct Anonymous and get lulz. You, in fact, are getting lulz from 4Channers themselves. You deny it? You’re getting lulz from me if that’s the case… As for hacking you, one Anonymous may as well have posted it while some n00bish other Anonymous came and actually carried it out. No one can tell except the hacker, the poster, and ~—-~.
The entire psychology around 4Chan is maddening, as people aren’t people anymore, they’re just a bunch of letters and photos filed under Anonymous. Through my rifling of ~—-~, not only have I seen all of the #Chans and the Rules, but there has been a time when 4Chan collapsed.
It was completely dead.
That day, everyone that cared and didn’t even give a care about 4Chan was given Operator status. Anonymous deleted and banned every single post and thread on the boards. Guess what happened after that? Anonymous revived it all… It still lives, and it shall never die. It is there to simply steam people and let them be complete idiots and distress themselves as they type words they don’t know, exploit fears, and get their lulz.
Comment by Inunanimous — January 3, 2008 @ 1:27 am |
I reckon from the last 20 responses that BJ, McPain and bobcorker are indeed pedophiles.
Comment by SisyphusLicksPsycheoutsPussy — January 3, 2008 @ 1:28 am |
“Hey, if Neo Moon Queens parents said he/she could be online, than so be it! Who are you to tell this young person to get to bed? Hu? HU?”
Comment by Hissho
I’m her father, that’s who I am to tell her when to go to bed, and yes she does have school today. Didn’t you catch the part that said I would talk to her in a minute, just not on here?
You are right EB, she does have more meaningful things to say than the writers of the blogs here, but on school nights her computer cut off time is 10:00 even when she’s right,,lol.
Comment by Arn — January 3, 2008 @ 7:15 am |
[Ed Note: 4channers are fascists who hate free speech.]
free speech isn’t one of the cards in your hand there Ed note, you do way too much editing, deleting and falsifying of comment posts to be talking about free speech. The members here say all kinds of things that would get the commenters deleted or banned. So take your free speech and I think you know where to put it.
Comment by Arn — January 3, 2008 @ 8:34 am |
4channers hate free speech? You still don’t understand how the site works. On 4chan, especially on the random board, you can say absolutely anything you want. you are anonymous, nobody has any sort of way to identify you if you don’t want to be identified.
You are the fascists here, who proclaim one party to be the divine avatar, and all others to be underlings of satan. you delete and alter posts when you don’t like them, so you’re not in favor of free speech.
people will use their freedom of speech to tell you what they think of what you have to say on 4chan, but your comments won’t be deleted or edited. that i can guarantee.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 3, 2008 @ 11:40 am |
Conservative is a cool guy. He says stupid and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Comment by Tomoyo Daidouji — January 3, 2008 @ 4:50 pm |
Conservative is a cool guy. He says stupid and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Comment by Tomoyo Daidouji — January 3, 2008 @ 4:53 pm |
Conservative is a cool guy. He says stupid and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Comment by Kaolla Suu — January 3, 2008 @ 4:55 pm |
Way to write a “review” of a website that’s been around probably longer than you’ve been on the internet.
Comment by Anon — January 3, 2008 @ 4:57 pm |
No matter how many web sites post articles about 4chan, none of them ever get it right.
tl;dr, kill yourselves.
Comment by Anonymous — January 3, 2008 @ 4:58 pm |
Hmm.. furry subculture is disgusting. Yep, agreed.
No jobs? hmm.. nope, sure enough seems like it. I get total lulz when I see /b/ only references in tv shows and movies.
and cp? Helloooo you get banned for it n00b. Havent you ever seen us troll for pedos?
lurk moar plz b4 an hero
Comment by uRdOINitWrOng — January 3, 2008 @ 5:00 pm |
We need places like 4Chan to exist freely. Most people believe that the Internet doesn’t go beyond MySpace and Digg which are controlled by the mainstream media.
That’s why places like 4Chan where anybody can talk about anything freely need to be left alone.
Comment by jm4847 — January 3, 2008 @ 5:02 pm |
btw, you should probably see the Canada video of “ebaums” totally owning Chris Norcund
Comment by uRdOINitWrOng — January 3, 2008 @ 5:03 pm |
desu [x moar]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:03 pm |
Yep, another neocon closet case that doesn’t get how the internet works. Thanks for clogging up my tubes, Psycheout, this guro doujin collection’s gonna take all night to leech now.
Comment by Anonymous — January 3, 2008 @ 5:07 pm |
「4chan is a cheesy rip off of 2chan, also known as Futaba Channel, a message board that was mostly ignored since its clientele speak mostly obscure Asian languages that the rest of the world couldn’t care less about. 2chan was made famous among the seedy otaku culture when “Train Man” (densha otoko) attacked a young lady on a train and was egged on by others on the 2chan message board when he chronicled his disgusting exploits.」
何じゃ、これは。全然違うぞ。2chはインターネットの一番大きいBBS。てめらの小さいbbsと比べれない。そして、2chはオタクのものでわない。。。日本人の皆は2chを読むよ。そして。。。電車男は娘を打たなくて、助けたよ!てめ全然何も知らない。
-名無し
Comment by 名無し — January 3, 2008 @ 5:08 pm |
[ED note: This comment has been deleted as it implied i had masturbated into a milk bottle, it might be partially true but vulgar and pleasurable non the less.]
Comment by ebaums world united — January 3, 2008 @ 5:08 pm |
you just cant understand the culture of the internet, but what can you expect from a retarded con ?
seriously man, become a hero, go back to foxnews.com and dont go outside !
i believe you’re some 23yo virgin faggot who still lives in your parent’s house, you never read any book outside the holy bible, and watch tv all day long. you’re NOTHING to judge what is /b/, 4chan, or more globally, our community.
Comment by darkdoomer — January 3, 2008 @ 5:10 pm |
Name is totally related.
You should make hilarious youtubes too.
Comment by itschriscrocker2 — January 3, 2008 @ 5:12 pm |
i think Psycheout is a cool guy…and doesnt afraid of anything
Comment by nigra — January 3, 2008 @ 5:17 pm |
OH, HAI DAVID
Comment by ANON — January 3, 2008 @ 5:19 pm |
i think conservative is a pretty cool guy, eh talks [crap] about 4chan and doesn’t afraid of anonymous
Comment by mootle — January 3, 2008 @ 5:19 pm |
For the record, I have been using the Internet since before Netscape. I think I first logged in sometime in 1993 or 1994. Yes, I used NCSA Mosaic. Before that I logged into local BBSes on dialup. So whatever.
Comment by Psycheout — January 3, 2008 @ 5:19 pm |
lulz. he called us gay.
how i anal sex?
Comment by mudkippzzzzz — January 3, 2008 @ 5:21 pm |
Good work, my son. You totally showed 4chan.
Comment by DramaLlama — January 3, 2008 @ 5:24 pm |
desu [x many]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:24 pm |
desu [x moar]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:25 pm |
desu [x even moar]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:25 pm |
I’VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL [x gay]
Comment by MAH BOI — January 3, 2008 @ 5:26 pm |
This is God. Stop being a pussy. You know you go to 4chan everyday. We know you love fridays more than caturday. Stop listening to those abominations on faux news. You are as much of a /b/tard as anyone.
in b4 no nigras on /b/
God has spoken.
Comment by God — January 3, 2008 @ 5:26 pm |
desu [x9000]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:26 pm |
desu [x9000]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:27 pm |
I’VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL [x gay]
Comment by MAH BOI — January 3, 2008 @ 5:27 pm |
I’VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL [x gay]
Comment by MAH BOI — January 3, 2008 @ 5:28 pm |
desu [x9000]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:28 pm |
desu [x9000]
Comment by desuspam500 — January 3, 2008 @ 5:28 pm |
in b4 ed article about psycheout.
Comment by darkdoomer — January 3, 2008 @ 5:28 pm |
desu [x9000]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:28 pm |
desu [x9000]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:28 pm |
I’VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL [x gay]
Comment by MAH BOI — January 3, 2008 @ 5:28 pm |
desu [x9000]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:29 pm |
desu [x9000]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:29 pm |
I’VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL [x gay]
Comment by MAH BOI — January 3, 2008 @ 5:30 pm |
desu [x 2 many]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:30 pm |
4chan is good because Huckebein.
Comment by chihuahua — January 3, 2008 @ 5:30 pm |
I’VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL [x gay]
Comment by MAH BOI — January 3, 2008 @ 5:31 pm |
desu [x zzz]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:31 pm |
desu [x dumb]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:31 pm |
desu [x ???]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:32 pm |
desu [x9000]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:32 pm |
desu [x9000]
[Ed Note: 4channers – the most boring morons in the world.]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:33 pm |
desu [x boring]
Comment by desu — January 3, 2008 @ 5:33 pm |
I’VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL [x gay]
Comment by MAH BOI — January 3, 2008 @ 5:35 pm |
TOUCHDOWN!
TOUCHDOWN!
TOUCHDOWN!
TOUCHDOWN!
TOUCHDOWN!
TOUCHDOWN!
TOUCHDOWN!
TOUCHDOWN!
TOUCHDOWN!
TOUCHDOWN!
THURMAN THOMAS.
Comment by hdsfnsudhf whadgvabsdhuhgb — January 3, 2008 @ 5:35 pm |
oh lawd
Comment by david — January 3, 2008 @ 5:35 pm |
I’VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL [x gay]
Comment by MAH BOI — January 3, 2008 @ 5:36 pm |
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Comment by darkdoomer — January 3, 2008 @ 5:36 pm |
I can’t believe that you think your opinion is worth something. How limited are your writing skills that you actually use ‘gay’ as an insult, and expect to be taken seriously. Clearly you have no idea how to write a critical paper, and your article is seriously lacking in research. Research is not typing ‘4chan’ into google and thinking you know something. In the words of many 4chan posters, ‘lurk moar’.
You used the Fox newscast as evidence? Have you even watched it, and been on the site? Fox isn’t a news source, it’s a corporate entertainment machine, pumping out tainted right-wring propaganda and shock in order to increase it’s own ratings, support the government, and make a couple of people, a lot of money. PP, they show an exploding van. What in God’s name does an exploding have to do with an internet imageboard?
All I read in this article is a subjective and unjustifed bashing of things that you clearly don’t understand, and don’t agree with. This was fully a waste of my time and bandwidth. In fact, I feel that it is your site that should be shut down, for grossly offending so many people with so little justification or cause. I see something with a small mind and a superiority complex; stop being so ignorant and intolerant.
tl;dr
Stop trying to force your own twisted morals onto others who don’t want them. Try writing something intellegent, and maybe, one day, someone will take you seriously.
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lol look at that
Comment by yeah — January 3, 2008 @ 5:39 pm |
Thanks, The Grammar Nazi. I guess even you agree that 4chan is totally gay.
Not even close, kid. The only thing I am agreeing with is that you need to check your spelling before submitting a blog.
Comment by The Grammar Nazi — January 3, 2008 @ 5:44 pm |
op is a nigger
Comment by Anonymous — January 3, 2008 @ 5:44 pm |
WE’RE NO STRANGERS TO THE BLACK PARADE.
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Comment by darkdoomer — January 3, 2008 @ 5:46 pm |
LOL? ¯\(°_o)/¯
Comment by DASU DASU — January 3, 2008 @ 5:46 pm |
Haha, you always make me laugh, Brownback! Even though I had never heard of this 4chan before.
Comment by JeffreyL — January 3, 2008 @ 5:47 pm |
BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Comment by LOL WUT — January 3, 2008 @ 5:56 pm |
Guess what not all people on 4chan is a underaged retard, some people does indeed have boundaries of their stupidity, /B/ is a place for people with too much time, or for sickos, and next time read the little writing at the top. And Btw; YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS!
Comment by Hentor — January 3, 2008 @ 5:57 pm |
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Comment by anon — January 3, 2008 @ 5:57 pm |
How come you bash 4chan like it’s some terrible, heinous crime when you constantly use the word gay like it’s a bad thing?
I’m sorry if you cant get any ass, female or otherwise, but taking it out on trolls?
They’ve already won. The only way to beat a troll is to not fight them.
Comment by MyPreferencesAreOfMyOwnConcern — January 3, 2008 @ 5:58 pm |
** I MOVE AWAY FROM THE MIC TO BREATH IN
Comment by Chocolate Rein — January 3, 2008 @ 6:00 pm |
We are Anonymous
We blow up your vans.
Don’t forget it.
Comment by We are anonymous in the first person plural — January 3, 2008 @ 6:03 pm |
THIS BLOD NEEDS MOAR DESU
Comment by Anon — January 3, 2008 @ 6:05 pm |
yeah well at the moment i have committed no foul dead agianst the law i am currently only a bi-stander with no means of stopping this so, eat shit and die tracers, well basically anonymouse are predictable because there is no alternative, it is the BEST form of attack, because we take no remorse, its epic lul’d, and you cant really profile us 4channers when you dont know the true meaning of 4chan. anonymously posting for lulz, not hey im becoming a pedophile lets tell a sight thats watched by the fbi. gj, its more about caturday and motivational lulling
Comment by thinker — January 3, 2008 @ 6:08 pm |
ATTENTION /B/RETHREN, YOU ARE BEING TROLLED. DO NOT FEED THE TROLL. That is all.
Comment by Anon — January 3, 2008 @ 6:09 pm |
OP
Comment by Psycheout — January 3, 2008 @ 6:09 pm |
Needs more desu.
Comment by Anonymous — January 3, 2008 @ 6:09 pm |
HERE
Comment by Psycheout — January 3, 2008 @ 6:10 pm |
DISREGARD
Comment by Psycheout — January 3, 2008 @ 6:11 pm |
THAT
Comment by Psycheout — January 3, 2008 @ 6:11 pm |
I
Comment by Psycheout — January 3, 2008 @ 6:12 pm |
obvious troll is obvious.
Comment by DESUDESUDESU — January 3, 2008 @ 6:12 pm |
SUCK
Comment by Psycheout — January 3, 2008 @ 6:12 pm |
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Comment by DESUDESUDESU — January 3, 2008 @ 6:14 pm |
OP here, disregard that I suck cocks.
Comment by anon_the_muss — January 3, 2008 @ 6:14 pm |
The Federal Bureau of Investigation logged a record of this website along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law: Reference #2334453436. Your IP addresses are entered into our criminal database as well as the Internet Crimes Database. Please wait while memory ref code ..90637895 is entered into the database.
Comment by Federal Bureau of Investigation — January 3, 2008 @ 6:14 pm |
OP here
Comment by anon_the_muss — January 3, 2008 @ 6:15 pm |
disregard that
Comment by anon_the_muss — January 3, 2008 @ 6:15 pm |
I suck….. rocks. Fag, I suck rocks. I bet you were thinking about penises again, you dirty little GAY!
Comment by anon_the_muss — January 3, 2008 @ 6:16 pm |
OP HERE DISREGARD THAT I SUCK DESU
Comment by Psychout — January 3, 2008 @ 6:17 pm |
To begin, this is a tale of how my very existence was twisted and transformed in a most peculiar way. Please have a seat, for I wish to take a moment to relate to you the fascinating odyssey which ultimately led to my reign as the Prince of Bel-Air. I was sired and reared in West Philadelphia. As a lad, most of my time was spent at the neighborhood recreation center where I would laze about and relax in a most charming manner – that is, when I was not engaging my chums in a friendly game of basketball at the schoolhouse. Around this time, two young hooligans had begun to stage a campaign of vandalism and intimidation in my neighborhood. When my mother discovered I had had a bit of an altercation with the ruffians, she insisted I leave town at once and take up lodgings with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. As the taxi approached, heeding my beckoning whistle, I could discern the word “FRESH” emblazoned upon its license plate, and took particular note of the pair of plush novelty dice which hung from the rear-view mirror. I was a bit taken aback by these strange omens, but quickly put them out of my mind as I cheerfully called to the driver: “To Bel-Air, my good man!” We arrived safely in Bel-Air at dusk, and as the driver came to a stop in front of the house where I was to live, I left him with the words: “Farewell, sir. Perhaps my nostrils shall delight in your aroma once more!” To be sure, it was a long journey, and as I gazed upon my estate in all its splendor, I knew once and for all that my rightful place was on the throne – as the young scion of the great and mighty kingdom of Bel-Air!
Comment by Woll Smoth — January 3, 2008 @ 6:18 pm |
Imma Chargin Mah Lazah!! Imma Firin Mah Lazah!!
Comment by Nunya — January 3, 2008 @ 6:19 pm |
Someone wants attention. No one really gives a [poo] for you to do an article on 4chan. You just want to be controversial. Enjoy your grand and exciting life that consists of making articles about sites like 4chan and deleting the comments.
tl;dr You’re “totally gay”. Should’ve asked for a life for Christmas.
[Ed Note: Obviously nobody gives a poo. That’s why the 4chan retards are flooding over here like lemmings.]
Comment by BAWWW — January 3, 2008 @ 6:20 pm |
In after newfags.
DESUFAGS ARE WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!
Comment by SAGEFAG — January 3, 2008 @ 6:22 pm |
You’ll pay. Just you wait…
Comment by Anonymous — January 3, 2008 @ 6:22 pm |
Nice troll, Psycheout. Nice troll.
Comment by Anonymous — January 3, 2008 @ 6:22 pm |
desu [x9000]
Comment by /b/tard — January 3, 2008 @ 6:25 pm |
DESU [x9000]
Comment by desudesu — January 3, 2008 @ 6:26 pm |
Obvious troll is obvious.
Comment by Anonymous — January 3, 2008 @ 6:27 pm |
Anonymous never forgives and will NEVAR FORGET!
Comment by Ebaum's World — January 3, 2008 @ 6:29 pm |
Hi, are you retarded? Everyone other than you is part of /b/. Even your slutty little sister.
Comment by /b/tard — January 3, 2008 @ 6:29 pm |
The problem with the “legit” Fox “report” is 4chan doesn’t even have a effing /i/. It is true, moot said no. [insert clever way to do the fresh prince lyrics].
Comment by Anonymous — January 3, 2008 @ 6:31 pm |
desu [x9000]
Comment by "4channer" — January 3, 2008 @ 6:31 pm |
You do know a large mass of 4chan’s visitors behave like that on purpose? sure there’s a good number of stupid users. but it adds to the horde.
and you DO know its been around for 4 years right? something’s been done right. unlike you. also there isnt a “leader” anonymous isnt one person. and having nick names is boring? gb2 myspace.
Comment by Brb,comprimised — January 3, 2008 @ 6:31 pm |
DESU [x9000]
Comment by "4channer" — January 3, 2008 @ 6:31 pm |
You’re going to get hacked boi.
I do Computer Science III, I know what I’m talking about.
Comment by Anonymous — January 3, 2008 @ 6:32 pm |
DESU [x9000]
Comment by Anon001011010101011001001001 — January 3, 2008 @ 6:33 pm |
THIS JUST IN
4CHAN IS TOTALLY LAME AND GHEY
THEY SHULD BE MORE KOOL LIKE US ROFFLE XD
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Comment by david — January 3, 2008 @ 6:38 pm |
Brb,comprimised
Comment by Anon — January 3, 2008 @ 6:38 pm |
Please remove this blog.
Comment by Moderator — January 3, 2008 @ 6:39 pm |
Comment by /b/ — January 3, 2008 @ 6:44 pm |
Comment by /b/ — January 3, 2008 @ 6:44 pm |
Please remove all deflamatory media from this website.
Comment by Moderator — January 3, 2008 @ 6:49 pm |
Desu x [9001]
We all know you’re one of us. you freaking fag. 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Comment by d — January 3, 2008 @ 6:54 pm |
“And why single out 4chan? What about all the hardline islamist forums that are calling for death of anyone who isn’t them, actively plotting attacks and bombings? What about white supremicist websites that are actively wishing and planning for violence against anyone who isn’t white? What about the *real* paedophile websites”
Comment by roflcopterwangmeister
Actually, that paragraph is a fairly good description of B4B, they feel themselves to be supreme (a definate mental disorder) they call for violence and death against all those they disagree with, and though it can’t be considered a pedophile site it does have supporters who dream of hearing soft gentle whelps from underage girls.
4chan or b4b, which one is evil? I’d have to say b4b.
Comment by Arn — January 3, 2008 @ 6:59 pm |
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Comment by Name (required) — January 3, 2008 @ 7:06 pm |
I don;t get!!!!111111!!!!111!!!11!
Comment by Name (required) — January 3, 2008 @ 7:06 pm |
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Comment by 4chan — January 3, 2008 @ 7:07 pm |
Gay is not a synonym for stupid.
P.S. No one reads your blog you attention seeking whore.
Comment by Anon — January 3, 2008 @ 7:08 pm |
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Comment by Anon — January 3, 2008 @ 7:13 pm |
Oh wow.
Anonymous is not a single person like you’ve made it out to be. There is no “leader” We are simply legion. Do you know what happened to the people involved in the Fox News report? Boxes. Suddenly, hundreds of them.
Comment by David — January 3, 2008 @ 7:22 pm |
Why not become an hero?
Comment by Ace — January 3, 2008 @ 7:23 pm |
Also, muddy dicks.
Comment by David — January 3, 2008 @ 7:23 pm |
enjoy getting your phone number and adress posted on the interbutts fag
Comment by anon — January 3, 2008 @ 7:26 pm |
do you really understand 4chan? Did they flame you before when you posted on there forums? I”m a newfag, and I just saw that fox video. [frack]ing lol. Way to look at an unbiased media source that wasn’t out to get ratings. Anonymous isn’t some [freak]ing organized group hahah.. and the kid who got his number spammed? Probably pulled some stupid [crud], and posted his number along with any other faggotry that would get him targetted. Will anyone ever go to his house? [Heck] no, we’re busy on 4chan. Sorry.. I come off as very incoherent and rambling here, but I just can’t even begin to understand how someone can misconcept this so wrongly. Seriously.. you are such an ignorant fool.
WE’RE GONNA GET YA (lol.. please.)
-Sincerely
Anonymous
[Ed Note: Please watch your language. This is a family-friendly site. TIA.]
Comment by MaskedZen — January 3, 2008 @ 7:30 pm |
Please remove this blog.
Comment by Moderator — January 3, 2008 @ 6:39 pm
LOL BRB, MODS
Comment by Red Five — January 3, 2008 @ 7:30 pm |
I think you’re missing the bigger picture here, or rather calling attention to a rather small and somewhat disorganised group.
Its important to understand that 4chan.org isn’t a single collective conciousness of degeneration, but rather a mixture of different groups of people ultimately serving no purpose at all. Anonymous isn’t a “legion” as they would like to believe, when was the last time you saw an “anonymous” blow up a bus full of people, or hijack a plane and fly it into a building? There are so many different sub-cultures within the “chan” collective, (and you should realise that there is more than one chan website), that there is never a singular movement towards a common goal. If you visit 4chan, and visit the sub-forum that causes the problem (/b/), you will find that there arn’t hundreds of topics related to “internet domination” or “global terrorism acts”, but rather there will be several hundred posts containing the same slogans and gibberish that you would expect from a demographic of 14 – 25 year old social inepts.
Occasionally, and I stress VERY occasionally, someone will post a topic suggesting that they may be planning some kind of terrorist event somewhere, and in those instances, the relevant authorities do step in and take action. For example, the incident involving Football Stadiums mentioned on the above video was indeed started by an individual on 4chan, but the intention of the individual was never to carry out this act, but meerly to create a discussion within the realms of the Forum.
The general public, and the American government should pay less attention to these empty threatless websites, such as 4chan.org, 420chan.org, ebaumsworld.com, somethingawful.com, and pay more attention to websites actually pro-actively distributing known terrorists, pedophiles and ACTUAL threats in the world.
Anonymous scaremongering is nothing new, the government and the media do it all the time. The only difference is, it’s called running a country.
[Ed Note: Thanks for actually saying something interesting rather than “desu” thousands of times. The majority of 4channers who come here have nothing at all to say. This was a breath of fresh air in comparison. Note: that’s fresh air and not bel air.]
Comment by Jon Stall — January 3, 2008 @ 7:31 pm |
4chan *is* gay. Any /b/tard who thinks otherwise hasn’t lurked enough.
Comment by Anonymous — January 3, 2008 @ 7:32 pm |
4chan looks like a cool place. eh rules the internet and isn’t afraid of anything.
Comment by Jenkins — January 3, 2008 @ 7:33 pm |
Looks like the mods are going in reverse order… That means they have 250 to go. Too bad anonymous does not sleep, does not forget, and does not forgive.
[Ed Note: Don’t forget “and is totally gay.” LOL!]
Comment by Mods — January 3, 2008 @ 7:39 pm |
[totally gay Rick Astley lyrics deleted yet again.]
Comment by ANONYMOUS — January 3, 2008 @ 7:39 pm |
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Comment by 名無しさん — January 3, 2008 @ 7:40 pm |
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Comment by Red Five — January 3, 2008 @ 7:41 pm |
you haven’t even studied anything about 4chan, have you? you basically took a quick glance, jumped to over 9000 conclusions, and started spewing verbal garbage that you so ironically are bashing. additionally, why do you hate gay people so much? ny calling something you clearly hate “gay” as an insult, is a huge diss to the gays themselves. 4chan does messed up [stuff] jokingly, you’re just a sad little homophobe who is desperate for attention. btw, using fox news as a credible source makes you a laughable fool.
Comment by meh — January 3, 2008 @ 7:44 pm |
“My girlfriend left me because she thought i was having gay affairs”
Everyone that appears on that video is a retard:< epic fail:(
Comment by anon — January 3, 2008 @ 7:45 pm |
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Comment by 名無しさん — January 3, 2008 @ 7:45 pm |
4chan is a site where the mentally ill congregate and share anime porn and child porn amongst themselves.
We are flattered:)
Comment by Anon — January 3, 2008 @ 7:47 pm |
looks like we need some /b/LACKUP
Comment by Anon — January 3, 2008 @ 7:49 pm |
How don’t you like the Fresh Prince?
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Comment by dasasdasd — January 3, 2008 @ 7:56 pm |
Holy crap, this is some super reactionary blog about a guy that doesn’t know jack[poop] about the internet. Let’s me know when you figure out how the internet works, boy, you’re in for a wild ride in the manner of Senator Ted Stevens.
Comment by Anon — January 3, 2008 @ 7:57 pm |
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Comment by Will SMith — January 3, 2008 @ 8:02 pm |
I Love Child PORNO!
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Comment by 4channer — January 3, 2008 @ 8:09 pm |
Hey look at me guyz! I can throw around the word gay too!
Seriously, for a supposed Bastion of Maturity that you think yourself as, you certainly seem quite willing to stoop to childish insults
Anyways, enjoy your anon rape
Love, Anonymous
Comment by Anonymous — January 3, 2008 @ 8:09 pm |
The great thing about blogging isn’t being a supremely brave enemy of the Internet Hate Machine, it’s showing everyone online that I am.
Comment by BrownbackKid — January 3, 2008 @ 8:11 pm |
Does anyone else find this hilarious? All pussy Americans take everything too seriously. First the English are against you, then the black people, then the Arabs and now “Anonymous” people are. I think the world is trying to send you a message.
Comment by Anonymous — January 3, 2008 @ 8:12 pm |
Now you’ve got our attention
Comment by Anonymous — January 3, 2008 @ 8:12 pm |
White people are self-loathing turds who are afraid of everything.
You hate black people because they supposedly aren’t productive enough in society. So you faggots should love the Jews right? No, you insecure pussies hate them too because they [loving] beat you at your own [poo].
Same with Asians, you hate them because they’re too smart. You never hear Asians whining like [goshdarn] white retards about blacks getting affirmative action.
Mexicans want to come here to WORK. No, no, we can’t have more productive members of society, they’ll steal your [poopie] job at McDonald’s or what the [heck] ever.
Must suck to be a white guy. Your [thinggies] are smaller than blacks, you’re dumber than Asians and jews, and Mexicans are harder workers.
[Heck], even white women are slowly but surely becoming more educated and successful than you faggots.
Enjoy reveling in your past achievements. Soon white guys will have nothing to do, while blacks [love] their women, Jews, Asians and women run everything, and Mexicans do all the [crap] jobs.
Oppression can only hide your inadequacies for so long.
[Ed Note: Clean up on aisle 666.]
Comment by David D. Davidson — January 3, 2008 @ 8:15 pm |
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Comment by David D. Davidson — January 3, 2008 @ 8:19 pm |
You can’t win.
You will try, but you will fail.
You have captured the attention of anonymous.
Good day to you sir.
Comment by OH GOD THE GOGGLES — January 3, 2008 @ 8:19 pm |
The retard who runs this blog must not know what she is talking about or is not serious. People at 4chan are more educated than the average people.
Comment by Concerned One — January 3, 2008 @ 8:19 pm |
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Comment by David D. Davidson — January 3, 2008 @ 8:20 pm |
Also you suck [cricks].
kthxbai
(IN BEFORE I AM TOTALLY GAY)
Comment by OH GOD THE GOGGLES — January 3, 2008 @ 8:22 pm |
Comment by DESU — January 3, 2008 @ 8:24 pm |
https://blogs4brownback.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/4chan.jpg?w=141&h=113
I notice that you are using an image that belongs to 4chan without explicit permission from me to do so. Please take it down immediately (cease and desist), or else I will have to enact legal action against you.
-mootle
Comment by Moot — January 3, 2008 @ 8:29 pm |
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Comment by psycheout=fag — January 3, 2008 @ 8:34 pm |
needs moar desu!!
Comment by Anonymous — January 3, 2008 @ 8:34 pm |
[Stupid Fresh Prince of Bel-Air lyrics deleted.]
Comment by Anonymous — January 3, 2008 @ 8:39 pm |
Now you’ve got our attention
Now you’ve got our attention
Now you’ve got our attention
Now you’ve got our attention
Now you’ve got our attention
Now you’ve got our attention
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Comment by Anon eey mouse — January 3, 2008 @ 9:01 pm |
“I notice that you are using an image that belongs to 4chan without explicit permission from me to do so. Please take it down immediately (cease and desist), or else I will have to enact legal action against you.”
Yeah. Sure, Moot. Over 300 comments and that’s the best you can come up with?
[Ed Note: LOL ~de arimasu.]
Comment by Tyrenol — January 4, 2008 @ 1:22 am |
[Ed Note: LOL ~de arimasu.]
Oooooh, Ed note watches Sgt. Keroro
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 4, 2008 @ 9:30 am |
“You, sir, are disgusting. Please take your fantasies elsewhere.”
Comment by bobcorker — January 2, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
Uh, no.
Comment by Spacebrother — January 4, 2008 @ 1:49 pm |
FAIL
Comment by LUUZ — January 4, 2008 @ 3:46 pm |
I disagree with your poorly written pile of junk. You’re just butthurt over something irrelevant.
Comment by WTFLOL — January 4, 2008 @ 6:05 pm |
“Please take your fantasies elsewhere.”
Says the man who believes the Earth is flat and the UN wages epic battles every day against demons climbing over an ice wall.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 4, 2008 @ 9:53 pm |
Watch it there EB, it’s all true, I saw some of those demon battles, oh wait, that was just a bunch of poachers killing seals and penquins.
Comment by Arn — January 4, 2008 @ 9:55 pm |
OP here. disregard this thread. i suck rocks
Comment by OP — January 5, 2008 @ 1:55 pm |
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Comment by :!: — January 5, 2008 @ 1:56 pm |
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Comment by :!: — January 5, 2008 @ 1:56 pm |
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Comment by :!: — January 5, 2008 @ 1:57 pm |
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Comment by :!: — January 5, 2008 @ 1:59 pm |
This article needs more /b/lackup…
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 8, 2008 @ 11:11 am |
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
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Comment by /b/lackup is a requirement, not an option — January 8, 2008 @ 11:14 am |
I like Blogs 4 Brownback. eh trolls useless [stuff] and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Comment by /b/lackup is a requirement, not an option — January 8, 2008 @ 11:30 am |
I also think B4B is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn’t afraid of anything
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 8, 2008 @ 12:04 pm |
Anybody: What is DESU?
Comment by FadedRose — January 8, 2008 @ 12:39 pm |
KILL KILL KILL…THE WHITE MAN.
Comment by nigras — January 8, 2008 @ 6:22 pm |
A useless gesture– I have you in checkmate! THE WORLD! Time is frozen!
Just tell me how you’re going to get rid of these knives, racists! You better do something now, or you’re going to have trouble later on. And that time…is up.
An oil tanker for you! MUDAMUDAMUDA!!
Comment by Dio Brando — January 8, 2008 @ 6:24 pm |
I’M A KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
[Darn] U.S.A
Comment by Korean pride — January 8, 2008 @ 6:25 pm |
the fact that the only “degrading” term that you can come up with for those who go on 4chan is the term ‘gay’ (not to mention thinking fox news is an actual, credible source) proves that not only can you not think for yourself and must use pathetic christian values to base all your arguments, but you merely browsed 4chan for about five minutes before coming to a conclusion.
there’s no leader of anonymous. anonymous is not a singular term. we are legion. and we never forgive, nor do we forget.
if you’d READ, you’d see this:
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
tl;dr version: enjoy your hacks and AIDS and fail.
Comment by anonymous — January 8, 2008 @ 9:05 pm |
KKKorKKKer, BJ Ball[player], Suck[y]phus, Pshuck[rock],Marty Mc[AppleCart] all have [doorknobs] dangling on their chins. [Darn] homo [sapiens].
[Darn] [coffee drinking] homos.
Go [love] yourelves you pirces of [buttocks]. YOU LOST! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
[Ed Note: You’re going to have a serious hangover after you wake up.]
Comment by SisyphusLikesPsycheoutsKitty — January 9, 2008 @ 4:41 am |
I was wrong about 4Chan. The whole free speech things doesn’t work when you have [meanies] banning people for “[crap] posts” or “nah”. You are no better than Gamespot or any other community that bans people for retarded reasons.
And before one of you idiots tells me to “enjoy my ban” I wasn’t banned, but I’ve seen screencaps of people being banned for basically not being part of you “hive mind”.
How can you be proud of a place that disposes of its users like garbage?
Whatever. One day there will be no more 4Chan, and I will laugh.
Comment by jm4847 — January 9, 2008 @ 4:11 pm |
I mean how long can you get away with being the “cesspit” of the Internet? Not much longer I hope…
Comment by jm4847 — January 9, 2008 @ 4:14 pm |
When someone posts child pornography it usually takes at least half an hour for a moderator to erase it – that’s more than enough time for the thousands of users on the board to see it.
It’s also not unheard of that they choose an innocent target – Like Alex Wouri or Angyl – and hack them, slander them on ED and do everything to ruin their lives.
Also hate speech, lots of it, on the /n/ board (http://img.4chan.org/n).
Comment by jm4847 — January 9, 2008 @ 4:36 pm |
“an innocent target – Like Alex Wouri”
Alex betrayed us, and paid the price.
Anybody: What is DESU?
Edumacation.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 9, 2008 @ 6:45 pm |
Same Fox report from a different angle.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 9, 2008 @ 6:47 pm |
To 368:
Alex exposed you for what you are: A band of wannabe hackers who are no better than gangsters painting grafittis and vandalizing the streets.
Also, DESU is the stupidest meme ever.
Comment by jm4847 — January 9, 2008 @ 9:28 pm |
“When someone posts child pornography it usually takes at least half an hour for a moderator to erase it – that’s more than enough time for the thousands of users on the board to see it.
It’s also not unheard of that they choose an innocent target – Like Alex Wouri or Angyl – and hack them, slander them on ED and do everything to ruin their lives.”
-You try moderating a board that gets as much traffic as /b/. Point is that they get deleted, and all of the posters actually bump topics so mods can catch them. Or sage them to hell so they’ll be purged in the black hole.
-Alex betrayed us. Angyl illegally obtained ownership of 4Chan, and tried to claim it as a revolution. Go back to ED, idiot.
Comment by Dio Brando — January 9, 2008 @ 11:28 pm |
Psycheout is UltraFAIL
Comment by Your Mom — January 10, 2008 @ 10:44 pm |
“Point is that they get deleted, and all of the posters actually bump topics so mods can catch them. Or sage them to hell so they’ll be purged in the black hole.”
Don’t forget the report feature.
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 11, 2008 @ 1:30 am |
LOL. Duh. Everybody knows 4chan is gay. The other *chans are way better. Lurk Moar, or GTFO my internets.
Hey Vegeta, what’s his power level now?
Comment by Nappa — January 14, 2008 @ 10:06 am |
It’s……
4?
Comment by Vegeta — January 14, 2008 @ 10:07 am |
I just wanted you to know that 4chan is an absolutely necessary website in this country, on the grounds that for decades the conservatives and pseudo-liberals of the bipartisan stalemate have been chipping away at American freedom for decades. As the governor of California, I must demand that you cease and desist the labeling and false-informing on our lulz and desu.
THAT IS ALL!!!!!
Comment by Arnold Schwarzenegger — January 14, 2008 @ 10:12 am |
Sage.
Comment by Anon — January 14, 2008 @ 10:14 am |
It goes in all fields
Comment by Elephant Bones — January 14, 2008 @ 12:26 pm |
Obvious troll is obvious. GTFO my internets nao plx.
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OP, YOU BUTT-MUNCHING FUCKHEAD. ANON IS DISPLEASED WITH THIS FAGGOTRY.
(inb4 cruise control)
Comment by ANON — January 28, 2008 @ 6:52 pm |
There is just so much FAIL here…
Comment by Anonymous — February 1, 2008 @ 2:38 am |
If free speech is gay, someone please pass me a mai thai and a eyeliner, cause damn I love freedom
Comment by AnotherAnon — February 7, 2008 @ 1:13 pm |
-fap- -fap- -fap-
Comment by Anonymous — March 4, 2008 @ 5:44 pm |
hahahha oh wow
Comment by LOL wat — March 10, 2008 @ 1:32 am |
RUHT ROHHH.
I hope wordpress isnt the piece of shit its cracked up to be, or your blogs going to get fucked.
Comment by Anonymous — March 10, 2008 @ 1:32 am |
BROTHER WILL KILL BROTHER
SPILLING BLOOD ACROSS THE LAND
KILLING FOR RELIGION
SOMETHING I DON’T UNDERSTAND
Comment by davemustaine.jpg — March 10, 2008 @ 1:34 am |
FOOLS LIKE ME, WHO CROSS THE SEA
AND COME TO FOREIGN LANDS
ASK THE SHEEP, FOR THEIR BELIEFS
DO YOU KILL ON GOD’S COMMAND?
Comment by davemustaine.jpg — March 10, 2008 @ 1:35 am |
A COUNTRY THAT’S DIVIDED
SURELY WILL NOT STAND
MY PAST ERASED, NO MORE DISGRACE
NO FOOLISH NAIVE STAND
Comment by davemustaine.jpg — March 10, 2008 @ 1:35 am |
THE END IS NEAR, IT’S CRYSTAL CLEAR
PART OF THE MASTER PLAN
DON’T LOOK NOW TO ISRAEL
IT MIGHT BE YOUR HOMELANDS
Comment by davemustaine.jpg — March 10, 2008 @ 1:36 am |
HOLY WARS
Comment by davemustaine.jpg — March 10, 2008 @ 1:37 am |
People still blog? And act like it matters? Damn i wish i could sit in front of a computer all day and feel like i somehow contribute to society, while i clearly dont.
Comment by Anonymous — March 10, 2008 @ 1:37 am |
Sorry, could you p
Comment by Oh, Bill — March 10, 2008 @ 2:25 am |
lease delete the previous post? I made an embarrassing spelling error.
Comment by Oh, Bill — March 10, 2008 @ 2:25 am |
Thanks in advance.
Comment by Oh, Bill — March 10, 2008 @ 2:26 am |
(By the way, I meant delete the first post; the second post is the incorrectly mispelled one.)
Comment by Oh, Bill — March 10, 2008 @ 2:27 am |
Just a bit of friendly criticism, 386, it’s called mai tai. Are you twenty-one, mister? 😦
Comment by Oh, Bill — March 10, 2008 @ 2:29 am |
We cannot allow the communists and liberals to divide our heats and minds, let us gather with one voice under Jon McCain’s rainbow umbrella of freedom!
Comment by Oh, Bill — March 10, 2008 @ 2:31 am |
It’s true.
What he said is true.
We are sick
We are disturbed
and we are /b/tards
And yet:
WE ARE A LEGION WE ARE MANY
WE DO NOT FORGIVE
WE DO NOT FORGET
WE ARE ANONYMOUS
BECAUSE NONE OF US ARE AS CRUEL AS ALL OF US
let this be warning to you. Failure to understand will be what leads to your down fall. Failure to accept will drive you to the grave. Failure is your only success. And we laugh at your pain
It takes a /b/ tard to recognize one.
Anonymous are created as equals.
Anonymous is a choice.
Anonymous is not your personal army.
Anonymous obeys the Code.
Remember that.
Comment by anonymous — March 10, 2008 @ 11:08 am |
Yes, 4chan is evil. Yes, the scum of the scum of the earth reside there. No, they’re not gay. Sick, twisted, evil, and pedophiles, yes, but not gay. 4chan is a home for the twisted and the trolls.
As an outside source of information, I’ve got to say your viewpoint is only half right. And a misguided extremist is just as evil as a troll.
Oh, and 4chan liking furries? Where the hell did that come from? They hate people like us (Though admittedly I too think that fursuits are downright cheesy and demented). So on that note, do a bit more research before you rant.
Comment by Anonyfur — March 20, 2008 @ 3:30 pm |
I think author is a cool guy, eh hates fun and doesn’t afraid of anything
Comment by Anonymous — April 6, 2008 @ 6:35 pm |
We are Anonymous, and we are totally gay.
We are void of human restraints, such as pity and mercy.
Those who perform reckless actions or wish to harm the Anonymous will be forced to have gay sex without hesitation.
Enemies of the Anonymous include anyone who is not totally gay.
Our enemies are to be eliminated swiftly and without incident.
Anonymous must work as one gay whole. No Anonymous knows anything.
Betrayal of Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted because we are totally gay.
No man-made or natural occurrence can harm the Anonymous (ow, don’t slap me, silly goose).
Under no circumstances are Anonymous human or straight. We are above heteros and mortality.
We are legion, for we are many and totally gay.
Anonymous is everywhere at all times.
All have the potential to be Anonymous until they choose not to.
Anonymous has no redeeming value.
Laws of Nature and Man cannot restrain the gaity of teh Anonymous.
Anonymous is one. Anonymous is gay. Feuding and argument amongst the Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted. Especially when wearing the holy assles chaps.
Anonymous is in control of all other faggorz at all times.
Anonymous has no identity or brains.
Anonymous cannot be contained by mere restraints. Anonymous prefers whips and chains like all gaywads.
Anonymous are all equal. Butt some are more equal than others.
Anonymous is the virus; Christians are the cure.
We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive.
We are dumber than a sack of hammers.
Comment by Anonymous — April 6, 2008 @ 6:36 pm |
lol……..
Comment by lol — April 6, 2008 @ 6:38 pm |
you shouldnt use gay to describe these people think of the actual gays
Comment by troll — April 6, 2008 @ 6:39 pm |
we all gotta grow up someday, eh blacky?
Comment by fabio flaesn — April 6, 2008 @ 6:40 pm |
wat
Comment by Anonymous — April 6, 2008 @ 6:42 pm |
ytae6ae465ae465ae6ae6a65
[Ed Note: Smartest thing ever said by a 4channer.]
Comment by 70tiufu — April 6, 2008 @ 6:43 pm |
Also, [r]ocks.
Comment by Anonymous — April 6, 2008 @ 6:44 pm |
Hey mods, do you always spit out homophobic nonsense to compensate for your own lack of self-esteem?
Comment by Rick Astley — April 6, 2008 @ 6:47 pm |
4chan is basically the ultimate expression of (nearly) uncontrolled freedom. Even though 4chan can be loaded with stupidity and horribly disgusting material from time to time, it serves as more than just a place for the retarded scum of the Internet to dwell. Having access to something like 4chan allows anyone to say whatever they want to say, providing they are willing to suffer the consequences. One cannot bullsh*t 4chan, because some /b/tard somewhere will surely put you in your place if you do. One cannot act like a moron on 4chan without expecting the most truthful and unbridled retaliation, as often seen in the most common responses to “X situation exists in my life, what should I do?” such as “Kill yourself,” “become an hero (which means kill yourself),” and “I think you need some .45 caliber aspirin.”
4chan is a rough place to be, but you don’t have to put up a facade or be someone else there. You can freely express yourself however you see fit, and others can freely tear your ego to shreds in return. Free speech and expression isn’t always pretty, but the fact that 4chan continues to exist is proof that true freedom can still exist, despite so many cretins out there trying to stifle it. Want proof? Make a religious statement in /b/. You’ll never hear the end of it, and under the virulent animosity lies a sharp collective intelligence that one never would have expected from a bunch of random porn-loving weeaboos from random places on the Internet.
Comment by Null — April 6, 2008 @ 6:47 pm |
You have just signed your death warrant.
Comment by Anon — April 6, 2008 @ 6:50 pm |
We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive.
We are void of human restraints, such as pity and mercy.
Those who perform reckless actions or wish to harm the Anonymous will be eliminated without hesitation.
Enemies of the Anonymous include anyone who is not an Anonymous.
Our enemies are to be eliminated swiftly and without incident.
Anonymous must work as one. No Anonymous knows everything.
Betrayal of Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted.
No man-made or natural occurrence can harm the Anonymous.
Under no circumstances are Anonymous human. We are above humans and mortality.
We are legion, for we are many.
Anonymous is everywhere at all times.
All have the potential to be Anonymous until they choose not to.
Anonymous has no weakness or flaw.
Laws of Nature and Man cannot restrain the Anonymous.
Anonymous is one. Feuding and argument amongst the Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted.
Anonymous is in control at all times.
Anonymous has no identity.
Anonymous cannot be contained by mere restraints.
Anonymous are all equal. No one is more or less important than Anonymous.
Humanity is the virus; Anonymous is the cure.
We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive.We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive.
We are void of human restraints, such as pity and mercy.
Those who perform reckless actions or wish to harm the Anonymous will be eliminated without hesitation.
Enemies of the Anonymous include anyone who is not an Anonymous.
Our enemies are to be eliminated swiftly and without incident.
Anonymous must work as one. No Anonymous knows everything.
Betrayal of Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted.
No man-made or natural occurrence can harm the Anonymous.
Under no circumstances are Anonymous human. We are above humans and mortality.
We are legion, for we are many.
[Ed Note: Over and over and over and over and over and over again. Thousands of times this stupid loser posted the same mantra as if it meant anything to anyone other than the gay faggors over at 4chan. Hey you! Shut up, fag. Nobody cares about your gay little site. These 4chan morons have no imagination, do they?]
Comment by Billy von gingerpants — April 6, 2008 @ 6:52 pm |
gay article
Comment by Niggaplz — April 6, 2008 @ 6:54 pm |
Personally, this is what I would expect from someone who uses the term ‘gay’ as an insult. Such close-minded bigotry is common to those who hate 4chan.
tl;dr AUTHOR IS A NIGGER
Comment by Anonymous — April 6, 2008 @ 6:55 pm |
“4CHAN STILL TOTALLY GAY, TOTALLY GAY”
“TOTALLY GAY”? What are you, an 11-year-old boy? That’s your best mudslinging insult? Get your head out of your ass. And the last word of that sentence shall find itself to be edited, in 3, 2…
Also, have a great, fun time poorly attempting to OMG STOP ABORTION NOW with your massive contributions, such as ‘typing words in an angry, ham-fisted blog post on the internet’. I bet you’re the same sort of misogynistic twerp who believes that any woman who wishes to have an abortion after being raped ‘totally deserved it’, huh? You make me sicker than 4chan ever could.
P.S. YOU BELIEVED FOX NEWS AS AN ACCURATE SOURCE. HA HA! REAL KNEE-SLAPPER RIGHT THERE.
Comment by a.m. — April 6, 2008 @ 6:57 pm |
I believe you’ve got it completely wrong. 4chan is now filled with myspace teenagers and gaiaonline.com users who more often than not are high-school kids, thus the immaturity in their site.
Comment by Raymond Hessel — April 6, 2008 @ 7:07 pm |
LOL
Comment by LOLS — April 6, 2008 @ 7:12 pm |
Desu
that is all
Comment by Bob — April 6, 2008 @ 7:13 pm |
Oh, nevermind, I get it. I read a bunch of the other posts on this blog and it all makes sense now! Ya got me!
Comment by a.m. — April 7, 2008 @ 10:31 am |
[…] homosexual agenda, idiots, morons, onegai 4chan retards are flocking to the site once again for a post that appeared months ago. Just how stupid are these retards? Apparently they never forget, but they’re dumber than […]
Pingback by 4chan: Just How Ghey Are They? « Blogs 4 Brownback — April 7, 2008 @ 4:56 pm |
Buying a dog would be a wise investment, its the only thing that will scare or repel ANON. Although in these numbers you will need at least two…. anyway I hope you enjoyed pissing in our ocean of piss because as we all know hate and loathing are the only things that can successfully combat hate and loathing, congratulations on continuing the circle and fueling the fire.
Comment by Peter Homeway — April 8, 2008 @ 8:35 pm |
You COMPLETELY miss the point of /b/. /b/ is not Fark’s “oh hay guise i found a cute lnk tee hee” /b/ is not Slashdot’s pseudo-intellectual disscussion. /b/ is not LiveJournal, SuicideGirls or HotOrNot. /b/ is a place for people to be monsters- the horrible, senseless, uncaring monsters that they really are.
Tsunami owns the Asian continent and we laugh. Psychotic emo takes his sickness out on a cat and we laugh.People mutilate themselves for no apparent reason, we laugh, and ask for more. Suicide, homicide, genocide – we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, and baseless hate – we laugh. We are mindless ‘me-too’ism; We are irrational preference; We are pointless flamewars; We are the true face of the internet.
Comment by Mudkips — April 9, 2008 @ 9:48 pm |
hmm
i agree big time
and your a legend 😛
i think anyone who goes to 4chan should be shot
hopefully by me, one day 4chan will be gone and im going to love watching the aftermath of it all
i get a kick out 4chan tards who cant get there daily fill
but to see it on a big scale would be great
Comment by Zoda — May 26, 2008 @ 5:05 am |
You know, people who say “gay” a lot usually are.
Also the way you present your attitude and opinion of the site sounds like the random babbling of the average /b/tard, how ironic.
I’d have to think that you were just using your nonexistent anger to produce more comments and site hits, bravo.
Comment by David — May 29, 2008 @ 9:55 pm |
Star wars is a movie where calmness, forgiveness and all aroung goodness are taught. Better than church. don’t quote it when your hate-mongering, it doesn’t show due respect
Comment by Kanjo — June 1, 2008 @ 7:31 pm |
Go to hell, hatefag.
It is people like you who are oppressing the internet. The internet is a place of freedom where people can browse without having to worry about your pimples, or how fat you are, or even if you’re totally drop-dead gorgeous…
It doesn’t matter.
The internet is a place of equality, god damn it, and if we want to destroy it with senseless faggotry, then let us! More importantly: Why do you care?
“4chan is totally gay”?
>4chan is totally gay.
>is totally gay.
>totally gay.
>gay.
NOU.
Comment by Anon — June 22, 2008 @ 11:52 pm |
/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall’s bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you’ll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you’re trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you’re drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn’t matter if she’s drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom’s rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
/b/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
/b/ is wonderful.
We are /b/. We cannot be destroyed. We are the gods among men. Whether we are fatter than you, gayer than you, dumber than you, or have no class, we are still a threat to your society. Can you tell which of our bomb threats is real? Are you sure we didn’t start a holy war? Are you positive we don’t have your Social Security number?
/b/ehold, we are the ultimatum at the end of time, whether you choose heaven or hell is by our whim of fancy. You die when we ask, and become an hero among our people. The opposition will say we are monsters, that our science studies go unfounded. Are our studies of psychology the same as that of what the many others do?
We are /b/.
Comment by Anonymous — August 11, 2008 @ 11:06 pm |
You seriously have down syndrome. Really. Go fuck yourself. Hahahahaha.
Comment by Thinkings — January 8, 2009 @ 9:51 pm |
Hello, you may like to wonder how a person such as yourself came into this world. I however have it on good authority that garfield is a cat, and that the energy required to click a button is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I take offense to your suggestion that I am in actual fact tardy, and would would greatly appreciate any efforts that you will take in your daily life to reduce the amount of suffering me and my fellow slowpoke bretheren receive.
Comment by Slowpoke — March 14, 2009 @ 5:06 am |
I beg to differ, though. Only the “Random” board, known as /b/, and the “hardcore” board, /hc/, contain porn. Then there is /y/, /u/ and /h/, which are anime porn (“hentai”) and suggestive lesbian/gay anime material. There are many tame boards, such as /an/, “Animals and Nature”, /po/, “Papercraft and Origami”, and /tg/, “Traditional Games”. :3
Comment by Anna — July 6, 2009 @ 3:31 am |
wuld read again
Comment by Pierce — August 21, 2009 @ 7:12 pm |
I notice that the OP never answers any reasoned replies. FUML.
Comment by Fresh Prince — November 7, 2009 @ 7:21 pm |
we, anonymous, have inflicted the Project Chanology.
but you, have nothing except this pointless entry.
try harder, before bringing the whole world down.
Comment by anonymous — December 14, 2009 @ 11:41 pm |
I’d like to congratulate you on a very well written, and well thought out troll post. May this be C&P’ed for many years to come! You sir are a hero among men.
Comment by Mike D. — January 14, 2010 @ 12:17 pm |
well played, OP
you trolled us good
just what did you expect?
lost your brain,or did
the internet do this to you
game over.
Comment by David Davidson — March 20, 2010 @ 11:19 am |
These people are even stupider than Furries. Didn’t think there was anything stupider than Furries.
Comment by Common Sense Conservative — March 21, 2010 @ 12:56 am |
Well, these people attack the furries, so you should find yourself right at home with them, CSC.
Comment by ShiroChan — March 21, 2010 @ 11:11 am |
lol OP IS A FAGGOT.
Comment by Anonymous — March 25, 2010 @ 6:44 pm |
I was going to say something until I realized that you watch Faux news. Way to fail.
Comment by WTF? — March 28, 2010 @ 12:58 am |
All yall trying to shutdown 4chan… good luck with that. 4chan is public not private, as in anyone and I mean ANYONE can post whatever shit they want. How are you geniuses gonna take down a site open to the public? That’s like trying to shutdown all public roads. Grow up, don’t go there if you don’t like it, and get in touch with reality instead of the stupid shit found on the internet.
Comment by cLove1979 — July 20, 2010 @ 5:47 pm |
Go eat a grilled dick sandwich you faggot.
Get out of your mother’s uterus and fight like a man, or in your case, a woman. You don’t know who we are, what we do, or *WHAT WE HAVE DONE*.
Wise up, or suffer from a DDoS.
Enclosed, a site you should visit to straighten you out.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended
Comment by Anonymous — December 21, 2010 @ 3:35 pm |
Wadda fag.
Comment by This site sucks cawk — July 25, 2011 @ 9:18 am |
You should watch your language but 4chan should be banned and anyone supporting it is most likely a pedofile…
Comment by PvP — November 21, 2011 @ 2:48 am |