Mondays are hard, but voting is easy.
JULIANNE MOORE vs. CAMILLA BELLE
Julianne in Balenciaga; Camilla in Kate Spade
Julianne: Ugh, what I wouldn’t give to be poolside right now.
Camilla: You’re a millionaire. You can be poolside literally whenever you want.
Julianne in Chanel; Camilla in Preen
Julianne: I know, it just sounds like the kind of thing normal people say on Mondays, doesn’t it?
Camilla: Yes. You’re clearly a woman of the people.
Julianne in Giambattista Valli; Camilla in Gucci
Julianne: It’s good to slum once in awhile, you know. It keeps you grounded.
Camilla: Does it?
Julianne in Tom Ford; Camilla in Michael Kors
Julianne: Yes. You’ll understand one day, if you ever become famous.
Camilla: I AM FAMOUS.
Julianne in Chanel; Camilla in Gucci
Julianne: That’s the spirit! Keep telling yourself that, and one day, it might come true!
Camilla: I hate you.
CATE BLANCHETT vs. REESE WITHERSPOON
Cate in Givenchy; Reese in Lovers + Friends
Cate: Oh, girl, you have it DOWN.
Reese: Have what down?
Cate in Giambattista Valli; Reese in Calvin Klein
Cate: The ‘I have absolutely no fucks to give’ look. It’s magnificent.
Reese: It’s actually quite easy. You see, I simply give no fucks, and therefore, I look as if I have no fucks to give.
Cate in Givenchy; Reese in Dolce & Gabbana
Cate: Ah, yes. A time-honored method of perfecting the IDGAF look.
Reese: Indeed. What’s your secret?
Cate in Armani Privé; Reese in Stella McCartney
Cate: I played Queen Elizabeth I.
Reese: And?
Cate in Armani Privé; Reese in Giorgio Armani
Cate: And nothing. Play British royalty, and the IDGAF look will become a permanent part of you.
Reese: Of course. I should have known.
LÉA SEYDOUX vs. LUPITA NYONG’O
Léa in Miu Miu; Lupita in Giambattista Valli
Léa: Oh, goodness. Lupita! Did I tell you how much your 12 Years A Slave performance moved me?
Lupita: Thank you! I loved you in… um… that French movie with all the lesbian sex!
Léa in Miu Miu; Lupita in Chanel
Léa: Yeah, you and the rest of the universe.
Lupita: So, what’s new?
Léa in Prada; Lupita in Oscar de la Renta
Léa: You know. Filming the new Bond movie, being amazing, listening to Beyoncé.
Lupita: Oh, so, a typical Monday.
Léa in Miu Miu; Lupita in Giambattista Valli
Léa: Exactly. And yourself?
Lupita: I have about eight months until the Star Wars press tour, so, I’m basically just going to sleep until then.
Léa in Prada; Lupita in Calvin Klein
Léa: An excellent plan. People do not truly understand how hard it is being talented, successful, wealthy, and beautiful.
Lupita: Amen, Léa. Amen.
ELIZABETH BANKS vs. TAYLOR SWIFT
Elizabeth in Chloé; Taylor in Miu Miu/Topshop
Elizabeth: Hi, Taylor.
Taylor: EFFIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Elizabeth in Michael Kors; Taylor in Antonio Berardi
Elizabeth: How are things going for you?
Taylor: EFFIEEEEEE I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU
Elizabeth in Monique Lhuillier; Taylor in J. Mendel
Elizabeth: Did you ever get a chance to have that brunch with Kanye?
Taylor: WHERE’S YOUR PINK WIG EFFIE?!?!?!?!
Elizabeth in Peter Pilotto; Taylor in Zuhair Murad
Elizabeth: Are you excited for your world tour?
Taylor: HOW COME YOU WERE IN THE THIRD MOVIE BUT NOT IN THE THIRD BOOK?!
Elizabeth in Elie Saab; Taylor in Roberto Cavalli
Elizabeth: Well, it was nice attempting to talk with you. Have a good one, I guess.
Taylor: CAN YOU GIVE FINNICK ODAIR MY PHONE NUMBER PLZ
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If we’re being honest with ourselves, we could all agree that this post could be subtitled, “in which your Taylor Swift narration is all of us.”