I could have been a famous child star, but my uncooperative parents refused to move to New York City where I’d surely get discovered. They would have made great stage parents.
I settled for wowing my neighbors with my impressive talents. Irritatingly, I had to include their kids before they’d sit and behold moi.
Kathy, Connie, David and I headed down Aunt Mary’s driveway, tossing around ideas of what to do. We meandered into the barn and climbed the steep stairs leading to the loft. It hadn’t held hay for a long time and was used for storage. An old spinning wheel sat in a corner, its usefulness long obsolete. Time to give it a new life.
“Let’s put on a play about Rumplestiltskin,” I suggested.
Luke-warm enthusiasm greeted my idea.
“We can get an audience and charge them money to see us,” I added.
“Who gets the money afterward?” asked Kathy.
“We all do,” I answered. “We can buy tons of penny candy and split it.”
Enthusiasm picked up.
To ensure a larger audience and more candy money, we created a zoo inside the garage. We set up Aunt Mary’s card-table and laid boards across empty buckets to hold display cases for our zoological specimens. An open shoe box displayed two butterflies scraped from the grill of Dad’s car. Their stilled wings rested on bird feathers, most of which I pulled from my old Indian head-dress. Glass mayonnaise jars with air-holes poked through the covers contained live insects such as grasshoppers, ladybugs, and one gigantic praying mantis.
Wolfy and Sparky, leashed to a cement block, refused to growl like the wild dogs they were billed as. They whined and poked their runny noses into our displays, so we ended up setting them loose. Aunt Mary’s Sandy Cat, stuffed inside a cardboard box, scratched and snarled like a baby orange lion. However, he wasn’t a willing zoo participant. I made a sign warning not to poke fingers in the peepholes; blood would be drawn.
David supplied the main attraction–almost all of a genuine shedded snake skin. Five cents was a cheap price to see such a hastily assembled collection of wonders.
All morning and early afternoon, we improvised and rehearsed our lines. Kathy played the king, and David the guard and preacher. I generously let Connie have the leading role of Rumplestiltskin, which left me playing the beautiful maiden and soon-to-be princess.
We designed costumes from bathrobes, old gowns, and play clothes. Crowns of aluminum foil-covered cardboard were ready to grace Kathy’s and my heads. The inspiration for our play, the antique spinning wheel, occupied center stage in the middle of Aunt Mary’s front lawn.
After touring our zoo (Mom refused to pay for baby Susan) our audience seated themselves on folding chairs arranged in a curved line. We thoughtfully let Aunt Mary watch for free since she was old and it was her lawn, garage, chairs, bathrobe, aluminum foil, and spinning wheel.
Our mothers, siblings, and a few neighbors clapped and cheered. I now suspect a portion of the clapping wasn’t as much for our farewell performance as it was the knowledge I would soon be relocated to a farm in another town.
Mrs. Kill didn’t realize I was like a boomerang (or maybe a bad penny) that keeps showing up.
Lesson learned: I should have worked harder at getting my parents to move to New York City while I was still cute, because a seven year ugly stick was poised to clobber me.
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Love your histories — very entertaining. Although believe Rumplestiltskin is the correct pronunciation and spelling of the age-old fairy tale character…
I’m betting you are correct. I’ll be changing the spelling shortly. Thanks for stopping by.
I am enjoying the escapades of Princess Mary — oopps I mean Queen Mary… lol
Absolutely LOVE this story!!!
Just LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More, I want to hear more about your play acting as a child!
Really I do. Sorry that it’s named Last Performance 😦 .
Thanks, Robin. Actually there is another story on Christmas productions with my cousins that will come in the future. I really appreciate your comment. There is a bit about basement plays in ‘Basement Gorilla’.
I can’t wait!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha, this made me laugh! An entertaining account, as always..:)
This reminds me of the time my friends and my brother enacted a slightly more action-packed version of the three billy goats gruff (I now forget what we had called it.)
My brother was one of the goats..my mother had dressed him in a bright red jumpsuit which had previously belonged to me, and had somehow attached some very floppy horns made out of rolled socks to his head. I’m now beginning to think that the applause we enjoyed was not exactly in appreciation of our godly acting prowess, and was more because of the ludicrous sight of watching a bunch of ten year old kids leap around on stage in jumpsuits and ram each other with cardboard headdresses.
I’m chuckling at the thought of the sock horns. I would have paid my ten cents to watch your performance.
Love the pictures! They are priceless. No plays for me, but we had plenty in the family to produce one. Wonder why we never went down that road? Have missed your posts for a couple weeks!
Elle, I’m sure you went down other roads that were just as much fun.
Thanks for noticing my absense. I hosted two large dinner parties for 21 and 9, I found out I’m (finally) going to become a grandmother, and my husband had an operation (he’s okay).
Glad he’s ok and congrats on the grandmother role. I have # 11 due in November – No I’m not that old, I tell people. I just have 5 kids! 🙂
I remember putting on skits in our garage. Since I was one of five, it was easy to find ‘extras’. I directed everyone. I was the main actress. Then, when showtime came, I was too petrified to perform. I believed my parents were the worst. They didn’t see the wisdom of putting me in the movies.
EM – It sounds like you were meant to be a playwrite or a director. I just wanted to be the star and the boss.
I know how it is!
I guess you could call it a neighborhood production as my mother decided this one year to dress me all up as this beautiful young girl at Halloween. She did me scarf and rouge(SP) and ruby lipstick. The dress was a gas, to formal for the occasion, if you ask me.
When I left she said, “Just keep smilin’.” I made it all the way to one house my first. The woman of the house promptly scolded me and said, “Young lady, go home and put on a costume, or no treat for you on Halloween.”
You bet I tore out of there as I screamed back at her. “I’m a boy, lady, a boy!!!” Today I am a man, but I still get, “Hello Ma’am,” on the phone, since I have a high tenor voice. But that I;m okay with since I love to sing!
That night my mom got a good scolding from me, “What were you thinking.”
Today they call it drag or something and guys get paid good money to impersonate girls or ladies of the evening. LOL Cheers, Don
P.S. I did make a beautiful girl though, a regular class act.
GR, that is so funny! At least your mother did a good job.
Everyone thought my oldest son was a girl until around 10 yrs old. He had a cherub face and curly blonde hair in a mullet (in style at the time). This even happened when he was dressed in camo.
My worse Halloween costume was a pig outfit my mother made. It was not close to the princess dress I wanted.
I hope you re-use your mother’s costume idea for any Halloween parties you go to now. And your childhood (hope it was during childhood!) story will be a big hit.
(Mom refused to pay for baby Susan). Ho Ho. As if you really expected her to. Skinny you are hilarious..
Yeah Spunky- isn’t she a hoot. I just had to friend her. Some day she will achieve her dream of being famous on the stage, and I want to be there when it happens – her one loyal supporter from Syracuse, NY
Let’s start a Skinny fan club right from the grassroots, oh ate! 😀
Sign on the Clubhouse “NO BORING KIDZ ALLOW” Unless you have lots of Spunk and imagination, we don’t think you will enjoy your stay here anyway. :-}
The eagle guy, Greywolf
Thank you for your kind comments, GR. I hope you’re right about the famous part. And I hope it is famous and not infamous!
My wife and I discussed this difference between those two words. Aren’t they basically the same word? Smiles, Don
Of course I did, Spunky! She might be a baby, but she had eyes and she was watching.
“she had eyes and she was watching.” LOL I’ll bet those eyes were big as saucers, at that age they usually are. Don
Ohhhh, Spunky and GR, I love private clubhouses. Just refer to ‘Skinny Legs’ and ‘Rock Pee-ers’ (ch. 3) for proof. And those dumb boys that wouldn’t let me up in their treehouse (Runaway Parade, ch.5) will be sorry.
Oh boy, we can form our own runaway parade. GR already knows what his costume will be, ha ha!
“GR already knows what his costume will be, ha ha!” You are the only laughing! Se why they never let you into their club? Smiles, Don
They didn’t let me in because they were jealous that I could climb higher and run faster. Oh yeah, and I was smarter, too.
But I was prettier, ask anyone at the Halloween bash. Guys lined up to dance with me. Instead of bobbing for apples, I was ready to BOB a few heads. LOL Don
As they say; This show will run and run.