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Admission at Pearly Gate

by Lincoln36

Unlucky Solicitor at Pearly Gate

 

A Teacher, Rubbish Cleaner and a Lawyer  landed in front of St Peters at Pearly Gate  almost at the same time. St Peters was quite busy and the Heaven amd Hell were fairly full. St Peters said apologetically that spaces were therefore I would have to ask each of you one question that you wuld have to answer correctly.  Question one to the Teacher: In 1912 there was  a newly launched passenger ship sunk in the Atlantic. What is the name of the ship?

Teacher: Titanic. The gate was opened t teacher was admitted. Question 2 to the Cleaner: Howmany passengers lost their lives>

Cleaner: 1514. Cleaner was allowed to the Heaven. Question 3 to the Solicitor: What was their names?

 

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