Lake Placid (1999)

Life lessons from this week’s episode of Shudder Bugs: if you’re very drunk, you can still put yourself in the recovery position as you’re passing out (in fact, we highly recommend it); if you find yourself in a horror movie, wait until it’s all over to break down (seriously, just sitting there while someone or something is trying to kill you is a surefire way to get dead); and finally, when you’re trying to catch a vicious water carnivore, dangling a cow from a helicopter might not be the greatest choice (but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures).