Thanks to Old Horsetail for this joke. I only recently discovered his blog and it has already given me some good laughs.
Two buffalo are standing on the range when a passing motorist sees them.
He says to his wife, “Those are the mangiest, scroungiest, most moth-eaten miserable beasts I’ve ever seen.”
So one buffalo says to the other: “I think I just heard a discouraging word.”
You do of course know the difference between a buffalo and a bison? No? Well, it’s simple; you can’t wash your hands in a buffalo!
like it, Patrick, thanks