Years from now, nobody will care about the romantic endeavors of Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane in the same way as they don’t care about them now. Just like Romeo & Juliet and Tom Cruise & the tall girl and Donnie Darko and Gretchen Ross, their relationship was always doomed to fail. In one of those crazy coincidences where sitcom mirrors real life, their real life was mirrored by a sitcom:
Before this predicament gets out of hand, he needs to come up with a new “practice” system.
‘out of hand” might just be the key words in this whole thing!
Said sword seems to have lashed upwards, causing a cleave in the middle of his hair.
That’s massively observant of you Tom.
Maybe he needs to learn how to use both hands!
Yeah, I can see the logic in that alright!