Teacher : “Which is more important to us the or the moon?”
Pupil : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.
Teacher : “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?”
Pupil : “A teacher”.
Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”.
Tom : “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance
repeated” .
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.
are no longer interested?”
Pupil : “A teacher”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”.
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