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Lighten up Mondays

Posted on November 30, 2015 Updated on November 30, 2015

In colder parts of the country, some undomesticated pests make their way inside of buildings to escape the cold. What follows is what transpired in one cold-weathered town:

Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels: the town hall, the hardware store, and the church.

The town hall brought in some cats but after they tore up all the paper files, the mayor got rid of the feline help and soon the squirrels were back.

The hardware store humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside town. Three days later, the squirrels made their way back into the hardware store.

Only the church came up with an effective solution: they baptized the squirrels and made them members.

Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.