Sewing Bee, Series 10, Episode 1: Two Gender Absent Wolves
Glad we could settle the debate over that pluralisation. Now do Mongoose.
Grab snacks and hold on to your buttonholes, it’s a bumpy ride!
Read MoreMasterChef 2024, Episode 22: Lobster Knife Pit
You cannot take her anywhere.
I went to Singapore and all I got were these two really cool knives.
Read MoreMasterChef 2024, Episode 21: Pebbledashed Grapes
I am *still* trying to work out what John was overreacting to here.
Time is a circle and history is perpetual.
Read MoreMasterChef 2024, Episode 20: Biblically Accurate Langoustine
MasterChef 2024, Episode 19: the Unimpedible Concept of Time
Pitch Idea No. 475: Mortal MasterChef Kombat for the Nintendo Switch 2.
How long could you survive The Abi Experience?
Read MoreGlow Up, Series 6, Episode 5: Shiny Placebos
Jess’s next job could be in cyber. (she just doesn’t know it yet)
Nobody mention the MetaVerse.
Read MoreMasterChef 2024, Episode 18: Krustacean Krispies
MasterMidwife hasn’t been quite so successful.
We have a new frontrunner in the Doing Awful Things to Eggs stakes.
Read MoreMasterChef 2024, Episode 17: Hypothetical Amoebic Stegosaurus
MasterChef 2024, Episode 16: A Metric Kenneth Branagh of Hubris
Concept Idea: MasterChef: Family Feud. Everyone thinks they’re competing as family teams only to then find out they’re competing against their own family members in the initial heats.
It’s all gone a bit Pete Tong.
Read MoreGlow Up, Series 6, Episode 4: Serial Killers Also Talk
My favourite party game: Pin the Nose on the Witch.
In this episode, the MUAs play Fake Blood Chicken with the BBC’s watershed guidelines.
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