Celtic have already surpassed Rangers’ record trophy haul of 116 and are set to further increase their trophy count when they win this year’s Scottish Cup. Of course, to the Scottish media and football authorities, Celtic will only equal the Ibrox trophy count on 25th May. That’s because they refuse to accept that Rangers died […]

Now that the dust has settled, The Peeppul have reverted to type and are greeting like fuck about being cheated. They aren’t moaning about Lundy being sent off, but about other so-called ‘incidents’. Well, actually, some of them are whining about the red card, with one banger on Follow Follow saying, “Collum was a complete […]

The Huns are all riled to fuck over the news that Willie Collum is refereeing the match at Parkhead. You’ve got to laugh at the stupid cunts because they’ve put that much pressure on that Collum is afraid to go against them and, more often than not, favours Neo-Gers as much as any of the […]

Christ, here we go again! A game that Hearts let them win and a lucky, narrow victory against St. Mirren and they’re world beaters! The Big Puddin’, Cyriel Dessert, has been going on about them being “close to doing something special”. He then goes on to say, “That’s what we deserve with the things we […]

I watched the game at Dens Park on Sportscene and, in an unusual twist, there was no studio analysis. No doubt they were all busy greetin’ their eyes out and it would have been more than they could stand to have to listen to Michael Stewart going on about how shite Neo-Gers are. As to […]

Well, if that game at Dingwall doesn’t convince the Huns that their team’s shite, then nothing will. The officials, as usual, gave them every chance, a Tavpen (of course) and an extra nine minutes to at least score an equaliser. They obviously thought that the game would turn out the same as the one against […]

Christ, can these bastards ever play a game without cheating? I watched it on Sportscene and Michael Stewart was so angry about that Tavpen, I though he was going to come down from the commentary box and punch Cheatin’ Beaton! And he was right to be angry. It was a fucking joke. Johnston got the […]

For fuck’s sake! The media are going overboard about Tavpen again. Apparently, he’s the all-time highest goal-scoring defender in the Universe, or some such thing. With the amount of penalties Neo-Gers get, it’s hardly a surprising statistic. And if it’s not penalties, it’s free-kicks just outside the box. With all the hyperbole, it’s hard to […]

As Frankie Dunlop pointed out, the Huns have managed to secure themselves an extra week’s rest. Don Robertson made the decision just over an hour before the game was due to kick off at Dens Park. Mind you, I don’t agree with Frankie. Why the hell would they need an extra rest after a 1-0 […]

Can Neo-Gers get anywhere without help from match officials? Our esteemed Fourth Estate are saying how amazing they were after their ‘exertions’ against Benfica in midweek, but that’s a lot of utter shite. Benfica are nowhere near being the force they used to be and only managed a draw courtesy of a dodgy penalty and […]