“Remember, I DO donate 10% of all my ransomware profits to Doctors Without Boarders.”
“Don’t you mean Without Borders?”
“Uhh … all right, you caught me. I actually only give 2% and it goes to Nurses Without Enough Cash On Hand For Lipo. Now you happy, old man?”
“… plus the dogs tracked in some snow.”
“… and slashed her tires, changed her radio presets, and stuffed a rabid skunk in her trunk.”
“That raises an interesting conundrum: Am I able to drop a deuce SO LARGE that even I couldn’t unclog it?”
“Okay, honey, I’ll go get you that light … – BAM! – “
“Oww! Grandma, where do we keep the bandages and the … – BAM! – “
“But, I didn’t say stop.”