Everything is either grand
Or grim, depending where you stand
And whether you’re the -er or -ee,
But if it helps, stand next to me.
Spending The Weather Budget
It’s practically June
So the weekend calls for snow
With high heat warnings
That’s Just Botany
It’s sunny and hot
So the roses are red.
When it’s cool, they turn blue
And they’re violets instead.
Honey Do Not
I’ve one request of bumblebees:
Don’t fly inside my helmet, please,
And sting me when I’m on my bike?
The pollinating, though, I like.
Just Don’t Be The Peer In The Dock
Though jury duty is a chore,
The hardship’s well worth fighting for:
You’re earning brownie points and cheers
For passing judgment on your peers!
Be Kind: Rewind
Does watching sports on tape delay
Affect the fun of fandom? Yes,
A Betamax recording lacks
The blissful hiss of VHS.
Which Speaks For Itself
Comedy, I’ve heard it said,
Is Tragedy + Time,
And after both have gone to bed
There’s nothing left but Mime.
Business O’ Tired
Dress not for the job you’ve got
But for your dream placement instead.
That’s why I don’t wear a tie
But clothes folks wear when they’re in bed.
Trust Your Instinct
Instinct is the force
That drives you from the hotel
Because of the smell
View From The Sleep Seats
If I could but stay awake
A short trip up the stairs I’d take
Where sounds of sawing logs I’d make
If I could but stay awake