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Edward VIII, Fareham Town, HMS Temeraire, Paul Proctor, pillar boxes, Portsmouth, post box, Spinnaker Tower, Splodge, United Services Portsmouth, US Portsmouth., USP, wessex league
Tuesday 15th July 2014 ko 19.30
Pre-season Friendly
UNITED SERVICES PORTSMOUTH 2 (Coker 9 Dark 26)
FAREHAM TOWN 5 (Neal 22 Houks 53og Robinson 55 A T Rialist 83 90)
Att 13 at 3G pitch HMS Temeraire, Portsmouth
Entry FREE
Programme- You are joking aren’t you?
I visited USP’s Victory Stadium around 4 years ago, and it too is in HMS Temeraire, near Portmouth Docks. There’s no great security here, just a contracted-out guard, who seemed to be about as interested in me as I was in him! When I found out about this fixture, two things immediately struck me, firstly that I now had the camera to do the backdrop justice, and secondly that I was banned!
I should explain; one of mates is Paul “Splodge” Proctor the Fareham Town secretary so when there was a Wessex League ground I hadn’t visited, I’d wait for Fareham to visit there. The problem is, as my regular reader will know, I jinx any side I have regular contact with! At first it didn’t matter, a loss in a minor cup at Lymington Town could be written off but when Fareham managed to lose to a Romsey Town side who were rock bottom of the table having only 19 points and shipped a horrifying 117 goals in 34 games my fate was sealed. Since then Splodge has banned me, but graciously agreed to relax the ban just for this game since,
“It’s only a friendly…”
What I hadn’t reckoned on was the sunset. Yes, the Spinnaker Tower is a wonderful edifice, and the masts of HMS Warrior are wonderful to point a camera at, but during the second half I half watched the game, and half watched the colours in the background change. There’s quite a few pictures in the gallery that are of roughly the same thing but the colours blew me away.
Yes, there was a game, and for some time I thought my ban was about to be reinstated! Two pieces of poor defending saw USP take a deserved lead, until the mass substitutions turned the tide for the Creeksiders. USP keeper Pete Houks contrived to throw the ball into his own net dealing with a Lee Tigwell corner but Liam Robinson’s fine performance was capped with a goal, and an intriguing cameo from a triallist saw him net twice and Splodge wonder whether Fareham will be able to secure his signature.
I hope they can, Fareham are a friendly bunch swimming in a pool containing the likes of Portsmouth, Eastleigh, Southampton and Gosport (or Grotspot if you’re Splodge), and if he does sign maybe they can escape my malevolent influence next time I watch them!
To finish I found another Edward VIII postbox! This one is outside the Golden Lion pub, on the Alcester Road, in Winchester.
Neil - Row Z said:
Some lovely pictures of the sunset there. The Spinnaker tower certainly makes a great backdrop. USP have been on my to do list for a couple of years, though I saw them against Eastleigh in the Hampshire Senior Cup a few years back.
laurencereade said:
Worth commenting this isn’t their normal pitch although I reckon you could get a wonderful shot of the main stand with the tower in the background.