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Review: Mini Nipple Suckers

by on Aug.17, 2011, under NSFW, Reviews

These little bits of pink plastic looked like they could be fun when I came across them on Adam & Eve. I like my nipples sucked on, the Mini Nipple Suckers are designed to, well, suck on nipples. Ergo, I should like the Mini Nipple Suckers, right?

Meh.

These nipple toys are less toys and more… bits of plastic. They provide a very small bit of suction, but for me, they were more of an annoyance than fun. Are they easy to apply? Sure, you just squeeze them, place them over your nipples & let go. Are they easy to clean? Yep, just soap & water. Do breasts look cute/sexy/hot when wearing them? I don’t know, why don’t you be the judge of that:

Though these little suckers cost only $9.95 at Adam & Eve, I don’t think the benefits stack up to the cost. You may like these as nipple adornments, but as suction, they fall flat.

This product earns 1 out of 5 Happy Bamboos.

Disclaimer:I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

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