I went out at 9:30. I meant to have one beer at the Saucer and then come home.
I had that beer. I also had another beer, another beer, a shot of Jager, another beer, a shot of Jager, another beer, another beer, and then I walked across the street to McGuinness and had a Woodchuck Cider.
When I got to my front door, it took me 2 minutes to figure out how to insert the key into the lock.
It’s probably a good thing I didn’t have female company tonight.