Executives at the Ministry of Truth have revealed that Big Brother really is watching you. The GPS Navigation systems and On Star systems in cars and cell phones are actually tools of Big Brother to keep track of the location of his citizens through his watchful eye.
Said Isaac Orwell of 1984 Downing Street, “I am so happy that Big Brother keeps track of me and knows where I am at all times in case I get into trouble. It makes me feel so much safer and sleep better at night, knowing that.”
Winston O’Brien, spokesman for the ministry of truth, echoed those sentiments. “The people should sleep easier, knowing that their government is watching over them and keeping them safe.”
“We begin this watching with such helpful initiatives as the Patriot Act and suspending that awful Bill of Rights and the stupid concept of civil liberties.”
“You should rest easy at night, knowing that your government really is “of” and “for” the people.”
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