Thanks for rejoining us dear readers! Olivia here has reach teenhood and has the public enemy aspiration. She also now has the evil trait.

“I’m hot and I get to beat people up. How cool is that?”

Olivia begins studying her vampire lore. Main goal right now is to get her to get the sun proof attribute so she doesn’t burn to death.

“You know, that might not be so bad. Then I could ghost scare people. AND bite them. A vampire ghost!”

You forget Olivia I eventually need a baby out of you.

“Can you kill me after then?”

…no.

And Olivia also gets her first taste of plasma. She looks a little to happy for to me.

“Negative relationship points, its easer to get them to hate me! Best interaction EVER!”

Just think when you’re an adult you can beat them up to!

Don’t worry folks Oliva is still on top of being mean to…well…everyone. Not a night goes by she doesn’t berate, mock, shove, or just generally make everyone hate her.

Estrella’s wife finally died. Took like a week. I even made them divorce to move on with Cory and Estrella’s relationship it took her so long to die.

“Your romantic future is bleak.”

“Well considering every man or woman I marry will eventually end up six feet under…I guess you could say that?”

At least you’re looking on the positive side of things Olivia!

So I finally came to a decision about these two. I’m going to take a break from murdering spouses until Olivia comes of age and can get married. I’ll let Cory and Estrella be happy together. At least they can’t have any babies! *happy dance* One kid is enough, and I don’t have to deal with another until Olivia spawns a brat.

“Oh Cory, I knew you would eventually see those other women lacked…well, everything. And at least Renee can’t murder me.”

“Babe, I’ve had my eyes on you since I saw you burn to death. The others were just for the money.”

At least pretend that you loved them Cory!

And with the romance festival in town, these two got a shot-gun wedding. Although Olivia does not look pleased.

“Hey I’m happy for dad, but I do plan to kill more spouses than him. But I’m going to make them hate me before they die. So I can laugh at their graves.”

So positive Olivia.

“Cory I love you so much. If I ever catch you eyeing another woman, man, or ghost I will burn you to death. I can start fires when angry. Don’t forget it.”

And indeed she can. I had no idea a ghost who burned to death could do that. Estrella got angry about something and had the ability to start a fire on the main lot…although that might be useful for killing Olivia’s future spouses.

Not really a point to this picture, its just freaking adorable.

“So even though I really want to be mean to you, Renee won’t let me. Apparently we have to be friends?”

“Olivia sweetie, you don’t want to piss me off. I can start fires, like I told your father. Maybe we can evil kill together in the future?”

“That would be freaking awesome!”

You two realize that is Olivia’s bed right?

“She can sleep in the coffin now that she has come into her powers. Go away we are getting some paranormal woohoo on.”

After forcing these two to stargaze for 8 hours straight they are finally friends! Now if Olivia would just stop being randomly mean to her father and step mother the relationships would stop dropping!

Oh no. No. No. NOOOOOO. Why will the action not cancel out!? Cory, you get back here right now!!!! It was okay when it was Olivia! Females and ghost can’t get knocked up!

You live in an apartment, how is this even possible!? Well maybe you are not pregnant, its only like what a 30% chance or less? Right? Please don’t be pregnant. I don’t want another baby! We don’t NEED another baby!

After a quick google search and discovering Cory’s “uncomfortable for unknown reasons moodlet” it seems someone is knocked up with an alien spawn according to those blue sparkles. I’ve never had a baby by abduction before. All have been made in CAS aliens, or alien bred to alien in-game. Of course you have to go and do this Cory. Why wouldn’t you have to go and do the ONE thing I absolutely do NOT want.

“How do you think I feel? Do you even know what they did to me!?”

I don’t care! Your wife was abducted to! Did she wine and cry about it!? No! Your lucky I don’t kill you right now! Just one child was fine. Olivia was the only kid you needed! You better pray that you are not pregnant with twins!

“So what’s it like being probed dad? ”

“Really Olivia? Why don’t you just wait your turn. Everyone in this house but you has had a chance to meet aliens!”

“I’ll just beat the $##(*$ out of them. Anyway, they can’t get me pregnant.”

Olivia is getting into her first fight. I’m so proud! *cries tears of joy*

Yeah, yeah, surprise Cory. You’re in what your second trimester? You still better be hoping that is NOT twins. You do not want to see what I will do if it is.

Father-daughter bonding and biting time. A nightly ritual to building up Olivia’s vampire skill. Since she does burn a little on her way to school. And can’t do anything outside. So boring 😦At least someone in the house seems to be happy about the baby.

“I get to be a mom! Well…sorta. I can teach the baby all sorts of things! He will be just like me!”

*sighs* I guess after your senseless murder (I mean she did have to die), I can let you have this one Estrella. Although….I still don’t want this kid. Not much to do about it now.

No brakes! Back to building that rocket for your wife Cory!

“But…my back hurts, and I ache, and…”

Don’t care. Get back to work. Worthless pregnant vampire…

Despite the fact that Olivia isn’t hers Estrella has somehow gotten up to parenting level five, and on her own started helping Olivia with her homework. Cory never did that!

So Cory went to the hospital and gave birth to this unauthorized little demon spawn. While he IS cute. I’m still not happy he was born. Hence his name, Accident.

“Really? Accident? You are going to scar my son for life!”

Cory do not argue with me on this! You and your  son are lucky I don’t pick the “Send back to home world” option! Do you realize the hell of raising a toddler? That is why you only had one baby!

Don’t look at me. Don’t talk to me. Stop looking cute. You were not supposed to be born! I don’t need you! What am I going to do with you!?

Stop playing in the toilet. Stop making a mess. Just…stop doing anything even remotely adorable.

Olivia! Stop! Don’t encourage it!

“You know, he is pretty cute. Look at that little stubby nose and pointy ears. Although I do want to try to crush his dreams….”

Wow, mean sims can crush the dreams of toddlers? That’s a bit much. Not happening Olivia! Then again…

Ugh. Fine I give up. He’s to adorable to hate. Although I’m still not sure what I’m going to do with him.

“Hi.”

Uh, hello.

“Why do you hate me?”

Erk. That adorable, rotten face. I don’t hate you. I just don’t like the fact you were born! Wonder if we can dump you off on a neighbor?
“Would you actually dump my brother off on a neighbor?”

YES! Fine we can keep him if you take care of him. Change his diaper, take him to the potty, and feed him. Understand Olivia? I am not making you guys care for this kid! If hes’ taken away its on you!

“Mommy, why does she hate me?”

“You silly little sweetheart, she is just cruel. She killed me.”

I gave you immortality since aliens can’t be vampires! You would be an adult by now!

“You going to kill him to?”

I don’t kill kids! (So he’s safe until adulthood).

Fine, I’m sorry Accident. We don’t dump you off on the neighbors and will try not to get you taken away by social services. As much as I hate toddlers they are so freaking cute, but so damn evil and needy.

Why does everyone fawn over this kid? It’s like they fight for his attention! At least some of us are happy about him being born.

“Why is she not paying attention to me! Everyone should pay attention to me!”

Don’t press your luck Accident. And leave your now sun immune sister alone. She has more important things to worry about. Like duck face and selfies.

Nothing like making a mess at the park, that other people have to clean up.

And finally some bush woohoo!

I’ll leave you guys there for now.

Next time: Will I dump Accident off on the neighbors?