The Implant (season 4, episode 19)

written by Peter Mehlman, directed by Tom Cherones
original airdate: February 25, 1993

Jerry enlists Elaine to find out if his girlfriend’s breasts are real. George loses another girlfriend after getting caught “double-dipping.”

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Monk’s Café is not featured in this episode.

The Improv

Jerry’s Apartment
Elaine causes confusion over whether Sidra’s breasts are real or not, due to conflicting opinions after accidentally touching them. Sidra famously confirms that they are “real, and they’re spectacular.”

Moscow Kremlin
Moscow, RUSSIA (map)
Jerry mentions the Kremlin in his opening monologue, commenting on how modern fitness center security is too sophisticated: “what is this, the Kremlin?”

New York Health & Racquet Club
24 E. 13th St., New York, NEW YORK (map)
nearest subway: Union Square – 14th Street (L)
Jerry commissions Elaine to “test” Sidra’s breasts in the sauna, causing a major conundrum over their legitimacy as natural or implants.

Betsy’s apartment
New York, NEW YORK
George tries to make his first move, but is unfortunately interrupted by a call alerting Betsy of a death in the family.

Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA (map)
Kramer mentions he knows what a fake breast feels like because he lived in Los Angeles for three months. He also mentions he misses the warm weather, and wants to get away.

Detroit, MICHIGAN (map)
George goes to Detroit with Betsy for Aunt Clarice’s funeral, where he is first praised (as the “go-to guy”), and then shunned (as the “double dipper”) by Betsy’s family.

Silicon Valley, CALIFORNIA (map)
When Sidra walks into the sauna, Elaine thinks to herself “well, look who’s here? Silicon Valley!”

airport
Queens, NEW YORK (map)
The home of “Atlantic Northern” airlines, where George tries to get a bereavement rate. There is a good chance this is meant to be Kennedy airport, as the episode’s ending in Detroit shows a boarding screen for flight 1141 at 8:00 to JFK.

PUERTO RICO (map)
Kramer borrows Jerry’s bathing suit for his trip to Puerto Rico, revealing that Jerry and Elaine once went there together in front of Sidra.

Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport
2500 W.G. Rogell Dr., Romulus, MICHIGAN (map)
George presents a picture of him next to a casket (presumably and hopefully Aunt Clarice’s) to his airline to try and get a bereavement fare…which does not work.