Upcoming romamtic comedy. ‘Four tossers and a wedding’. The gold standard of the IN vote.

Christ what if the Poms really leave the E.U?

The banks are really worried.

Rupert is spewing either way.

Even Bob Geldoff is spitting chips. He don’t like Monday’s but Thursdays’ may prove to be shit-house!!

Gold Standard of the Brexit brigade. Nigel Farange. (former leader of the silly party)

Meteorite showers are expected, spontaneous combustion of citizens predicted, and an enormous wall (clearly visible from the moon) will rise up from the channel and separate the U.K once and for all from foreigners!

It means just for a start that all those foreign types from Europe will have to wait in the foreign persons queue. Just as we did when the poms dumped us and joined the foreign market. Now, they, (the wogs, frogs, spiks, wops, dagoes, krauts, slavs, poles and balts) can understand what it feels like to be slagged by the bean keepers in number 10. Lest we forget. The taxes we paid in blood to the last shilling and the noble sacrifice made by the aussie heroes of yesteryear in the glorious tradition of imperial sacrifice to die nobly and preserve the eternal crimson thread of kinship that united us with the other white colonies. Only to be dumped by the poms. Not that we’re bitter. It’s not in the Australian psyche to be chippy…… (much)

Former P.M demonstrates that there is still much of France that needs to be in-filled with memorials. ( the children weere counselled post encounter)

Now they can have a dose of their own medicine, and they, (the aforementioned) never made the sacrifice we made to make the Empire great. And just in case they, (the Europeans) ever forget, we’ll make damn sure that there’s not a Paris end of Paris that’s not annointed with a fully decked out memorial to the bold, noble, sacrifice of gods own country in keeping the bastards cilvilised. That’s the price you pay for freedom. And choice. Give Europe the flick. Never done us any good ever!!

Compassionate Nigel demonstrates tide of humanity sweeping all before it. Yearning for the Australian approach, ‘throw away the key’!

Keeping the U.K free.

Future U.K national costume. A return to taditional values.

Someone suggested that the reason the poms are going breakaway, is because they don’t want any more gyppos and wops from North Africa, who are fleeing as a consequence of what we’ve done to civilise them. That could be partly true, others say it’s payback for those filthy frogs who still think they won the bloody war, (not the 1st one but the one that ended in 1815). And then, there’s even more that just say, ‘enough is enough, we’ve had it up to here with you europeans, and if you just left us alone we’ go back to our eternal village, be conscientious shop keepers, and wear woad, and listen to the druid, and share a belief in Woden.

And the rest of you wogs can go to hell. We know you’ll still seek us out if you require tweed, and there’s always going to be a calling for one of our royals to wave the flag and open the odd public toilet. But you never ever played cricket and even if you tried, you’d never understand the rules of the game. As for the colonies they’ve long gone, and we don’t need them. We, (the band of loyal Saxons) have jute to sow, and mead to brew. Though we may lose our status of first choice for dodgy money, we’ve got enough bent money from tin pot plutocrats, russian oligarchs and the british administered tax havens to keep us indefinitely. That’s what gives us the right to tell you all to (politiely) fuck off.

The only principle that counts… MONEY!

Europe’s like  family.

Just cos they’re family, doesn’t mean you have to like em.

Rule Britannia!