Official Lyrics:

I can’t stand this apprehension
Maybe we should kiss to break the tension?
And I keep telling myself: “Yes, it’s true,
I really am just sitting here alone with you”

And no one could’ve been more surprised than me
When you wrote your number down and said:
“Call me at the first opportunity:

Because this does not happen to me
Things like this do not happen to me
This does not not happen to me
Things like do not not happen to me

This does not not happen to me
Things like do not not happen to me
This does not not happen to me
Things like do not not happen to me

Mainichi kino kouenni anataga suwaateirunowo
Whiiteruyo kokowa igirisushikinoteien
Anatawa igiriskara kitano?
Home shiikuni naateruno?
souiufuuni mierukedo dauyoubu?
nihonni tomodachiwa iru?
moshi yokaatara tomodachini natal kuremasenka?
hai, kore watashino bagno
itudemo renrakushite!
soshitara de toshimasyo!