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Associate Editor Karen Archey is off to Mildred’s Lane, so today’s “analysis” of Best Link Ever falls on me. This week’s pick (courtesy of Ms. Archey) is Boone’s Farm Wine, a website run in support of the real world product. The wine may be known for its strawberry deliciousness, but its dedicated customer base constantly works to raise the company’s profile. “Boone’s Farm has made my young adulthood glorious!! My first child was concieved while drinking Boone’s fabulous Strawberry Hill,” writes Kelly glowingly. If the prospect of teenage pregnancy don’t sell you on the virtues of this wine, perhaps the death by vomit testimonial will: “Boone’s Farm was the first thing I ever drank. I was 13 or 14. When my mom found me the next morning, my head was over the toilet because I was scared of chokin on my own puke.” Suck on that Cheval Blanc.
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Boone’s farm was the first thing I ever got drunk on, who knew that strawberry effervescence could be toxic!
Boone’s farm was the first thing I ever got drunk on, who knew that strawberry effervescence could be toxic!
Boone’s farm was the first thing I ever got drunk on, who knew that strawberry effervescence could be toxic!
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