Name: Doodle Doo
Age: In my prime
Stature: 2 ½ feet (when I stretch real big!) and about 17 ¼ lbs (I’ve been lifting sippy cups)
Physical Appearance: Blonde hair, Blue Eyes, a smile that will melt your heart and just about the handsomest guy you’ll ever meet!
Status: Single and Ready to Mingle
Education: The world is my classroom
Languages: None yet, but mommy is working real hard on baby sign language (and I’ve started screaming “mum-mum-mum-mum” when I’m hungry)
Favorite foods: Everything I’ve tried I’ve liked though paper is my preference.
Favorite Movie: Frozen (it’s the only one I’ve seen)
Favorite Books: The plasticy ones I can eat
Favorite Music: Anything loud will make me happy and when it isn’t loud enough, I like to sing my own song.
Favorite Things and Pastimes: Long walks in the buggy; swinging at the park (but I’m a little terrified of the slide); splashing in the cat bowl and turning on the bathtub; sampling fine fuzz off the floor; trying to wave bye-bye as I crawl off to do something naughty; using beer bottles as dominoes; banging around on pots and pans; the feeling of my head getting squeezed when my shirt is a little too small; making out with my own reflection in the mirror.
Dislikes: Getting attacked by other babies; being moved away from the cat food; getting in my car seat; having to sit down in the bathtub; when my food is all gone; when my sisters take my toys; when I pinch Mommy and she yells “no!” at me.
What I’m looking for: Someone who will tell me how cute I am and constantly kiss all over me; someone to cook for me and do my laundry; someone who loves playing peek-a-boo as much as I do; someone who wants to spend every waking moment with me. Bonus if you’ll give me a little boob whenever I want!
