I met my bestie, Barbs when she was an Executive Housekeeping Manager (or HFH = Housekeeper From Hell as I used to call her) and we both worked in the same chain-owned hotel. We smiled at each other at a morning meeting and somehow we just clicked probably more to do with the fact that she has no filter and will always be the one to tell you how it really is. I never got to meet her lovely mum with her sparkling Lancashire wit, but Barbs frequently used to quote her and some of my favourite gems are “if you can’t fight, wear a big hat”, “go on smile; give your face a joyride” or “have you had a wash or are you just drying a dirty colour”. Barbs decision to pursue a career within the Hotel industry was also enthusiastically endorsed by her mum when she said “you’ve not got much up top but by heavens, you’re a good scrubber”. With that glowing testimonial, Barbs was always going to be destined for a life amongst grubby bed linens and dirty bathrooms.
For her big birthday Barbs decided she was going to mark the occasion by resuming roller skating which was something she had enjoyed as a teenager. So whilst she was visiting us the other week, and taking a rest from being my editor-in-chief, she asked if I would order some online for her. I was strangely drawn to the leopard print ones with the neon purple wheels, Barbs not so much so we opted for the plain white ones. After the order was completed, she rang her father to inform him that they were being delivered to his address just in case he opened the package thinking there were for him and fancied a trial run along Blackpool promenade; which is incidentally where my Dad used to roller skate as a young boy.
Several days later when Barbs returned home, she rang me all excited to say that they had been delivered and revealed she’d been wearing them around the house since she’d opened the box. It was only much later that I had discovered she was so smitten; she’d slept in them which couldn’t have been good for either her black satin sheets or water-bed.
Have a safe & happy weekend my friends and I’ll leave you with a picture of the lovely Barbs in her new skating outfit; frankly I think it could do with a few more sequins.
I need one of those outfits as I’d like to resume skating as well. But unlike Barb, I went for the “flash” – my skates are black with purple flames on ’em. 🙂
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I wanted the flash ones too!
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hahaha…she sounds a good partner in crime for you Tink!
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And she skates better than me
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Wheeee!
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That’s how fast we go, haven’t learnt yet how to apply the breaks though
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Sounds like a fab, fun friend! Apparently I used to be called the ‘Michelin Baby’ when I was little due to all my spare tyres – that picture is the perfect image to go with the name!
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Secretly, I still look like this & I don’t wear a suit
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yowzers i think i need a pair like that. My word, not been on roller skates for years! Do you think it’s like riding a bike, you never forget?
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One things for sure we’re about to find out; I’ll let you know
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You never fail to bring a smile to my face. 😀
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Bless you, Gunta
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Haha, what a great idea!
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Ask us if we still think its a great idea in a couple of months!
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Thank you for the gift of laughter … it is such a wonderful medicine!
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I’d find something to laugh about even if I was stranded miles away from home
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My dear, dear friend! You give joy and laughter to my day. I come back a couple of times to read your posts – once is just not good enough.I have placed the following on a sticky note on my computer: “if you can’t fight, wear a big hat”, “go on smile; give your face a joyride” or “have you had a wash or are you just drying a dirty colour” This is placed besides this gem, which I think that you and Barbs would appreciate:
“Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the colour 9.” (I have no idea who said this, but I like it.)
Many hugs coming across the way wishing you the best week ever.
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Love it, may quote that to some of those that I work with!
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We live in an interesting, complex world. It is so very good to have laughter in our lives. Thank you!
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I love this post! And I so believe in that as well, we never get older if we carry our childhood to adulthood 🙂 It must be crazy having Barbs as a bestfriend. Hope you’re having a good week so far 🙂
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Hello my lovely, very early starts this week so I’m fit for nothing; hope life is being kinder to you? I think all of us needs a Barbs in our lives
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That outfit most definitely needs more sequins!! Have Barbs take a pic of the skates – dying to see them!
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She said she was going to send you a FB friend request so she doesn’t miss any of the crazy
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