In an emailed subjected “This Why We Can’t Have Nice Things,” reader Ts reports:
I got coffee at Dynamo Donuts this morning. Someone stole their sign! In its place was a note from the staff which reads the following:
To whomever stole our sign,
Please return it!
<3XO Dynamo
…and those signs can be pretty darn expensive….so rude!
Probably some hipster protesting the gentrification of 24th.
Probably some Mexican protesting gentrification of 24th, like me you little ass holes