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Holidays!
Holidays!
Snowflakes, tinsel, presents, fruitcake, unto us a child is born
With angels’ tidings of great joy
Snowmen, eggnog, Secret Santa, candy canes and gingerbread
Pa-rum-pum-pum, the little drummer boy
Sleigh bells, holly, Dasher, Dancer, mistletoe and caroling
And wassail bowls and yuletide cheer
Helping everyone remember
It’s Thanksgiving through December
And Christmastime is here
The shittiest time of year
Fuck the holidays!
Fuck the holidays!
Chestnuts, Tiny fucking Tim, and dreidels and that kugel shit
And chocolate gelt and Christmas trees
Charlie Brown and Frosty, “Auld Lang Syne” and “Silent-fucking-Night”
And Judah and the motherfucking Maccabees
O Tannen-cocking-piss-baum, and that asshole queef Kris Kringle
And his shitbag fucking eight reindeer
Yes, Virginia, deck the halls, then fucking
Lick my fucking balls, because
Christmastime is here
The shittiest time of year
Fuck the holidays!
Fuck the holidays!
Fuck the holidays! (Fuck you!)
Fuck the holidays! (Fuck you!)
