THE PLAIN & UNORNAMENTED TITLE PAGE
of
NOTES FROM A SHE-HERMIT
or
BEING MENTAL & LOVING IT
by
DOTTY HEADBANGER
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Being the FAKE-NON-FICTIONAL Autobiographical Account
of a Calamitous & GOOD-HEARTED She-Hermit.
Containing Herein a Profusion of DEMI-TRUTHS & HISTORIES
& SCANDALOUS Revelations of SHOCKING Events & WICKED DEEDS
Done by MERCILESS People of ROTTEN PURPOSE & CRUEL INTENT.
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Delivered Within UNEXPURGATED & COPIOUS
Recollections & Reflections of Her Past & Present Predicaments.
Depicted in the Form of Abundant Notes, Excerpts, Musings
Letters & Divers Other MUDDLED & UNMETHODICAL Means.
With Illustrations & Pictures Amounting to None, Excepting Those of a
FAIR & HANDSOME Gentle Man of Sublime Face, Figure & Fortune.
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Many INSTRUCTIONAL & EDUCATIONAL Compositions
Lie Within These Pages, a Veritable PLENTY of Sense & Genius
Penned by the GOOD-HEARTED Author
to AID & CONSOLE Her Poor & Wretched Fellow DEPRESSIVES
Who May Have Become Undone by the Cunning Devilries
of HERMITITIS & PEOPLE PHOBIA.
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New INCLUSIONS & ADDITIONS will be Regularly Forthcoming & Plentiful.
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First Edition
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All Content Herein Belongs to the Aforesaid GOOD-HEARTED AUTHOR
And May NOT be Copied, Reproduced or Thieved Away Without Her Specific PERMISSION.
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